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OH MY GAWD! THAT turned me on sky high! :bowdown::drool1:

and we know pornstars that suck cocks, but still we love them :D

:eek::drool1: I think we are going to be obsessed with you masturbation - and that we love!

I like them all :D

Funnyfacts: Datarock is a music group that comes from my home town (Bergen City, Norway) and have played even in small places and locals. One of the places is Volda (Just south of Alesund (still in Norway) and Volda is the place I studied. I am in love with the ******-in-law that one of the...

Oh! Thats true!

Suuuure... Oh, Petra, I have news for you! :elaugh:

knows what a wolfe like

Id rather have it IN the hotell

You can smell him too? I even smell him here in Norway...

When was an ass a fail?

DOH! you havent got it right yet. The wrong thing is obvious that it aint ME she gives a blowjob to!

Thank you, L3ggy! I deserved that one. And let the Norwegian / Swedish teasingwar start! (but in another thread... We dont want to ruin a thread that hot Spexy Ashleigh have made for us) :D

Oh! I have two questions: 1. What would you say is a MUST to see or experience if you are planning to visit Canada? (as a norwegian Canada-lover, I had to ask!) 2. And why on earh are the canadian girls so goddessly goodlooking??? 3. Dont you know that you would spice up Winterpeg if you move...

You're welcome, Chica. :cool:

Uhm... Everything? Oh, ONE part! her butt! Jelena Jensen

saussage pizza! With a voice you only hear in the commercials: "And now, we present to you, directly from the lovely US of A, the new episode from Chica: "The pizza delivery service". It's new! It's inproved! It's wiiiith CHICA! Now available on Chicas website! Chica and her hubby is not...

Denise Milani or Wendy 4

Yesh. The norwegian viking dares to try - even though he is doomed to fail and have to travel to Iceland when he does fail I would say THAT is weird. I was planning for that this summer.

Dun-dun DUNNNNN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

Uhmmm... On the top of a mountain, in a front desk, our balcony (where everybody can see), on a parkingspot in LA, in the woods, several times in different cars, a ferry dock, a football field. Quite lame places...

Do you blame the ***** for not thinking?

Yes! As often as I can.

Thanx :D

Thanx :D

Woot? What mad-ass thing have I done THIS time? :D

If you are the next person to say "You are a really nice guy, BUT..." to me; you will get my foot in your ass! I think that will **** some folks off! :D

What do you think about jayhellcats valentines day presant (that came a day too late?

"You are a really nice guy, BUT..." pisses me off!

I feel like repeating myself, but I dont mind to say I want to see Devon Lee and Julia Ann together... Maybe Puma Swede too (or as an subsitute)...

She is an amateur. There are more photos. Amateurdump.net got a gallery of her called "This busty Latina Babe haves some Fun"

is just another swede...:laugh:

You should know that women are from Venus, males from Mars and dogs from Pluto

I normally LOVES Ridley Scotts productions, but I have to agree. They have done everything right exept for one thing; They made it in a boring way

Sure. Why else does he get modeling jobs?

Yeah, just. I have seen the northern light (as we call it) twice in my own eyes. Once in Bergen (where I now live) and Ålesund. But if you REALLY wanna see the northern light, you should go further north. I am not sure how long north you should go to clearly see the phenomenan, but you should...

I hope Alisa had a better valentines day than me :D

Im too afraid of the OCSMs to say anything here. If they find yout, they might beat me to death. :D

should know that wool keeps thing warm.

Nice to see the king in the series :-P

is correct :D

is always so darn high! Thats why he is blue, broke and got weird eyes. And THATS why he should go into porn! :-P

A Matt Groening is a *****. A Simpson is a series on TV about a ****** that do naugthy things. I have never cared for either.

"My background is Norwegian and Gernab, two of the unfunniest ethnic groups in the history of the world" Matt Groenin, creator of The Simpsons

I wish I could help you with keeping your skin soft! But I think your hubby wount like it, so I'll keep that as a ***** :D

What is the best thing about Alisa by your oppinion - exept that she is a hot Canadian girl?

I was almost about to say something naugthy now, but I shouldnt. Dave wouldnt like it. :D By the way: If I remember correctly, my record is 6 orgasms in about 7 hours. My balls hurt like hell and my penis was sore for two days after that. My girlfriend at that time and me havent had sex yet at...

OH! MY! GAWD! Its masturbation time! AGAIN!

"if your bedroom this messy"? What bedroom? What are you talking about? I only see a nice butts and a lovely pussy and... uhm... what was I talking about? :D

I wish I was in school if I had a hot teacher.