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There you go ***, you're spiderman. Now go play in traffic.

I'm with you man. I'm not really sure why this is so funny. But it is.

I'm all stocked up on shotty ammo, and cheese sandwhiches. Got the windows boarded up and ready. Bring it.

I think he's having a coranary right now. Poor feller.

Well, the huge difference of votes between people who don't have a problem with the right to go topless, verses the people who are fine with the right to go bottomless leads me to believe that there is, by and large, a real percieved difference between the two ideas. I say, the ayes have it...

Epic win. :rofl:

Yep. Ban it. Along with videogames, movies, television and pornography. And that confounded dancing! No, of course not. :)

...Shennannigans.

Farva!

Teddy's looking at the camera like "See! Didn't I tell you?!"

How is anyone supposed to help you, man? No one can see the picture. :dunno:

Operation Dumbo Dro-*is shot*

Okay, so I had no freaking clue what a speculum was. I had to look it up on Google Images, and... good lord. Hahaha. Can't say I was expecting that. I'm not sure "noble" is the appropriate word...

The Steelers.

The zipper.

Wait, man. Isn't it the law of gravity? As in, was a theory, was proven, and so is now referred to as law? I wasn't an A student in science, but I think that's how it goes, right? Ah, I'm probably arguing semantics, either way. But I get your point. Yes, alot of it is just theory. The...

Maybe they will never be found, but that doesn't mean they didn't exist. Fossilization is very rare. Scientists speculate we know about 1% of all species of plant and ****** that have existed before man based on fosilization. Everything that dies does not become a fossil, and so, is not...

Just remember, this is not proof. It is theory. So base no conclusions on it. I think, however, it'll remain a sort of.... a science of wishful thinking. Like parasychology. Finding proof in the coincidences.

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Opeth - Damnation

Have to give it up to Canada's Girls. And Middle eastern women drive me wild. Why some of those countries have been trying to hide them in hoods and robes over there, I'll never know. Such a shame...

Nah. Probably not the greatest idea. Hahah. But I would definately crash a few bottomless parties.

Rose McGowan. She's been a crush of mine since I was fourteen years old.

Full Metal Jacket Apocolypse Now Flags of our ******'s/Letters from Iwo Gima. The Pianist Gettysburg Gone with the Wind (sorta) Braveheart

Get to the choppaaaaa!!!

Hands down, it's the best of the Metallica albums. One of my favorites of all time. COLOR OUR WORLD BLACKENED

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Eaten him... ****** him through your digestive system... shat him out, and then flushed him down the toilet. How do you ***** at night? j/k :)

future :pimpdaddy

I can dig it.

Not into the backdoor loving, myself. Can I choose which one I'd rather spank around, while I banged her from behind? I'd pick the one on the right. But I won't fuck up the poll with my nit-picky-ness.

<3 You can work my stick anytime, darlin. Vroom Vroom.

Hey. You can see a resemblance. Nah, no one is going to believe that Jesus Christ, *** of god, sculpted a Cheeto in his image, but... hey maybe these things happen to sort of remind us from time to time... of goodwill and peace... or something, I dunno. lol. Yeah, it's probably, almost...

What's disturbing? What's Chocking? Yeah, I gotta say. The ******** is the one that's scaring me. She's got this look on her face like "yeah, **** the old hag. that'll teach ya."

Need a refresher? :) Here you go, man. Hahaha :rofl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI Check the mad skills. :partysml:

^The bible, written by man... edited by man... in a very superstitious day and age... says alot of stuff. But I honestly don't think god, if indeed he is there, cares what people are doing with their ding dongs, as long as they're doing it with consent.

Modest Mouse - Good News For People Who Love Bad News.

Oh yeah. I've heard of these guys. I actually sent an Email to their website, criticizing their protests of funeral services. It was promptly answered by one of the craziest women I have ever come in contact with. I mean she was as fire 'n brimstone...

Trippy.

The only advice I can give you is this: don't pretend to be something you are not just to get up with her. It'll come out one way or another. So be as upfront with yourself as you can. Cut back on the porn if you really want to... if you think she'd like that. Just be careful of where that...

Suckah.

I got a fever. Know what the cure is? mmmhmm. Yep.

Same here. This *** needs his ass beat. Still, the whole wrapping up the empty box... He'll never forget that christmas. haha.

Good lord! If I had to act like I didn't notice them chompers for more than two minutes, I'm going to need something a little harder than sparkling cider.

Hey, if you're goin, go out mad about it.

Grotesque. Utterly horrifying.

I'd like to reiterate a point I made a while back. Did man go to the moon? David Bowie. The End.

People. Just working people. With all the endearments and flaws of most normal people. I know alot of police officers personally (small town, also I have an uncle, we call Uncle Pig) and 99.9% of them are just good guys. Doing their job to the best of their ability, supporting their ******. To...

I'd love a shot at Betty Page in her prime. RIP beautiful. Thanks for the smiles.

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