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Let me smoke in the bar. It's freaking raining outside, and I'm ********. ******** without smoking is like trying to take a **** and not take a **** at the same time.

Sneakers. With long socks. Check da name. :)

Polka? I don't know. It's a subjective question... The people who don't understand rap will say that it's the worst genre. The ones who don't get country will say country. Deathmetal, Etc. You can find gems in any genre, if you look hard enough.

You win, darlin. Seems like I keep getting gutterballs. Two lanes down from the one I'm playing on... Just can't seem to concentrate.

He got fucking god-smacked, dude. Ownage.

Yep. Sounds about right.

Mudslide! Run for your life!

Oh sweetheart. Stick to beauty school, huh? How bout it. Your BF's gonna be PIIIIISSED.

LOL. It's deathmetal. What do you want? Unicorns?

I've always hated Van Halen's sound. Maiden.

Buy him a *****'s guitar. I know they sell them at Walmart, couldn't be more than a hundred dollars. Read some chord books and tablature, and teach him the basics. Not only does it train hand/eye cooridnation, music is calming, and supports deep, complex thinking. Learning an instrument was one...

I like meat on the bones, especially if she's bottom heavy. but I do like a waist. She needs to carry it well.

**** are coddled and spoiled these days. That definately has an effect on them when they reach adulthood. Also, there are tons of articles about chemicals in our water and in our food that messes with our hormones. Some people think that has alot to do with the shortage of manly men these...

Clear Water.

"I would probably start with something classy. Something like: Excuse me, beautiful. But can I buy you a fish sandwhich?" -Leon Phelps.

Just for the record. If any of you are police, or are thinking about becoming police, and you come across someone who died in a sort of shadey circumstance like this. Do the right thing. Just say "suicide" and leave it at that.

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Re: What is the Most Number of Times You have Ejeculated in a Continuous 24 Hour Peri This girl I knew for a while, and always had a thing for came up to see me in my hometown. Got a hotel. She said she wanted me to stay, because she didn't want to be bored, in a strange room all by herself...

I love the saw flicks. I know they run on and on, but I'm a sucker for them. There's a Nightmare on Elmstreet remake coming. Guy from Watchman is playing Freddie. No Englund... I don't know man. We'll see. Has been a long time since a really scarey nightmare came out, so. Might be cool.

Do the Chuck Norris, grab his *** hand, put him in a hammer lock, or take a bullet in the process. I'm not playing this game :P

Brilliant. Simply brilliant. Way to protect your nuts, brotha.

Ahahaha. Whoops a'daisy!

Sucks to be a tree.

For real man. You can expect a at least four years between tool albums. Always more than worth the wait, though.

It's funny. I have a few clips saved. A few pics. But I use my grampa's computer, here at home, and he has TONS of porn. Not only just on his computer, but discs and discs of it.

Poor dogs didn't want a milkbone THAT bad. Gah-lee.

I admit that it's sketchy when he's only a "suspect". Innocent until proven guilty. But I also must admit, i think that if he HAD ***** that girl, he certainly got just what he deserved.

Hey hey. Whatchu been up to, miss mini-dee? :)

LG VX-8100. It's a brick. Dropped it all over the place and barely scratched it. But the camera sucks. and I **** carrying it in my pocket. Feels like it's going to pull my pants down while I'm walking.

Good way to make your cock stink.

Just needs some italian opera music. You wanna play rough?! Okay! We can play rough!

Epic win. One of the epic-est.

The unaimed arrow never misses. -Lao Tzu The Journey of a thousand miles starts with but a single step. -Confuscious Hey, that's not a violin... -Anonymous, Italian mafia. Last words.

:fight: Well, you sir are a fool, as well as a lamer. You have no sense at all about what you are talking about, and frankly, I find your squabling mannerisms to be not only pretentious, but lacking in any kind of solid credibility. You do more to discredit your argument than I ever could...

Don't be insecure. Don't try to carry the conversation, but rather flow along with it. Work from the strengths of your personality. Are you the quiet type... add confidence and self assurance to that and you got it made. Or are you more outgoing? Be cocky, but not arrogant. Be easy. Try...

Also have to bring up Robin Williams, and Bill Cosby. They were great, back in their day. John Leguizamo (sp?) did some hilarious standup as well. He's like a one man cast of a hundred. Good stuff.

Steven Wright Rodney Carrington Ron White Steven Lynch Mitch Hedberg (RIP) George Carlin (RIP) -1 Dane Cook :P

That is unfortunate. lol

So how many points is that worth? In Javelin? Like... two? Three?

A picture is worth a thousand words. The ass in this picture is worth one hundred dollars. Everybody has a price? I'm spent.

Creepy.

How did you not get my point? If you can carry yourself better than these guys, you should have no problem getting a woman's interest. Because by comparison, dudes who would flip out like these jagoffs in the picture, make us decent, non desperate guys look like fucking Sir Galahads. Trust...

I can't believe he's giving the camera a "what the fuck are you looking at" stare. Dude, your belly button is almost dragging the ground! That's what I'm looking at, dummy.

Not me, man. I'd rather die, a very old man, after having just gotten my junk knocked around by said redhead.

Nah, these guys make it easier.

:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl: Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

:rofl2: Only thing better than that is the taste of your first ****. You're on your way, little man.

Well, the unaimed arrow never misses. Still, as far as that goal goes, I'm hitting my mark pretty consistantly. :rofl: When it comes to sex, my arrow has a very specific goal. I'll pass on the gents. Even the ones with "vaginas".

Hiding from the cops?