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*boing! boing! BOING!* Please continue, this thread may get loud.

Doesn't this stuff make deformities en utero?

Re: Marine Corps probe after video emerges showing US troops 'urinating on Afghan bod War is, I bet this happened in the old days as well.

What do you plan on shooting?

I want to off myself after my last attempt at a fantastic girlfriend. After our first date I heard she got ***** until she pooped herself.

Yeah a little, fuck it :|

Indiana Jones

I moved to Palm Springs

Ugh for real?

I would rather watch an older country take initiative with Iran first, then provide support if need be. Semper Fi

OMG. You a cute one Harley, but this story just...*sigh*

That is true, we all might just be friends

Yeah I like the one they did on shadow people

Sandra Shine

You betcher britches I do lots of spit too. If your brush your teeth before it makes it more pleasent.

Have her post on here with us. Serious

I would do it

She needs more money.

How much does an ****** go for now a days? It has been awhile and I am single. Your lady sounds top notch dude, try not to get jealous.

Kinda makes me want to get violent.

I am all for this too, often when I buy **** I slam my hand on the counter and say, "NO THANK YOU I DON'T NEED A BAG!"

Thanks matey

Is it still going or did it finish itself off?

I also tried that, didn't get that far

Reminds me of boot camp. Ladies, I missed you...do me

*in a hushed voice* A super troll!? WTF!? ROALD, I am glad to hear you graduated from the chamber pot.

Because I am single and I look good naked

So someone fill me in on what I missed

Nothing a good fist with lots of lube won't do.

I just graduated Marine Corps Boot Camp at 24, and start MCT tomorrow.

Oh dang that is sweet. I totally would have done it with her just to put in some goofy dialogue. My big question is...where can you get foreign picture books? hmmm?

No I was in Marine Corps boot camp...no porno, no women, no nothing...fuck it was hard.

Hey everyone, I have gone 100 days without busting a nut. How long have you gone?

Winner...I agree. I will also have to say French toast.

Lake Tahoe is cheap and you can go to the Bunny Ranch and play. Or try Paso Robles. Unless your rich...go to Santa Barbara or Monterey

Light a fire

If you find someone who melts your stuff down, let me know. I gotta get a tooth replaced, so I am going to melt my class ring down and make it a tooth.

Hrmmmm I shall be there. As far as buildings go, the old LA stock exchange has a club in the bottom floor. I got in when they were building it, anyone seen it yet?

This is COOOOOL!

My friend from Norway hates that guy.

I think that dog died.

Who is going to show up? Who is going to want welfare? I am alright with taxes but I think what I am putting in is getting spread thin. Who knows though, Mexico's Einstien might be impressive.

It ain't my favorite thing in the world. One time this woman I was with did it to me with long finger nails. I woke up and took a crap and there was ***** all over my asshole. Short nails ladies...please.

Guys, I am going to be a Space Marine. I am going to basic training next week. I can see it now... "Why the fuck are you here recruit!?" "I just want to be a Space Marine SIR!" "Where the fuck do you think you are? DISNEYLAND?!" "Sir NO SIR!"

We should make some antibiotics by refining plants

He's a legend... kind of like Bigfoot

Just to let you know, The Standard Hotel in Downtown Los Angeles is where we should have a freeones meet up.

I ship out for boot camp in 7 days guys. 24 Years old and I am joining the Marine Corps. Hey do us a favor and vote Obama back into office. I feel old as dirt next to the other recruits.

Ever hang out on Naked.com's Cams? Some guy is obsessed with watching the models eat cheese.

I think it's always a good idea to get along with the nationals wherever you go.