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That would be the ship

Y'all know what you have to do right? Tits or gtfo.

Who are we hazing

Afterburner 1 shot Bacardi 151 1 shot Kahlua 1 shot Jaegermiester Big Badass Book of Cocktails (at the bar)

1. Three billion dollars 2. Super intelligence 3. A time machine I would travel in time and have zany adventures

That granted three wishes, what would they be?

Hungary and Czech Rupublic, must be something in the water.

Agreed

Fencing

snuggy gang foo!

I was in the hot springs ******** martinis and listening to Harry Belefonte yesterday

Anyone from or near the Palm Springs area? I just got back from a spa and it was awesome!

Do me next

I ***** tea, it increases the quantity of my ejaculation. Petra we should hook up then get *****

Tanks are intimidating, being a foot soldier... I would hide

Energy drinks are the Brawndo of real life

Flame thread Complain about stuff here. It is irritating when I go to the store and request, "no bag" and they try to give me one anyway. Wtf!? It's not like I reuse them, you can't use them for diving helmets, or for balloons, or as a contraceptive. I dont need a friggin plastic bag! Then...

Re: Women with braces I will pay handsomely

Flame thread Complain about stuff here. It is irritating when I go to the store and request, "no bag" and they try to give me one anyway. Wtf!? It's not like I reuse them, you can't use them for diving helmets, or for balloons, or as a contraceptive. I dont need a friggin plastic bag! Then...

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Women with braces I have always wanted to get a blowjob from a girl wearing braces, anyone want to helpe out?

I am just fun

Yes on pajamas in public, vote no

I am going to see what my good looks and charm will get me

Hahahaha dude I started cracking up at this one...reminds me of my *********.

No, I love hitting on women at the bar! It is really fun...unless they go sour then it's mood ****.

Next time you go to the grocery store, walk around with a cucumber in your hand. When you talk hold it by your groin, or use it to point at things like a big green dong. I do it, it cheers me up.

Kudos to whoever caught this video

Since when is calling a girl, "fierce," gay? I swear I said that yesterday. *Grunt* I must have missed that memo.

Whoa I did not know any of this, maybe I should sell bootleg uncensored American porn in Japanese...hrmmmmmm *chin scratch*

Ugggh I **** it when crappy coffee does that

Denny's caramel banana french toast

ring! Ring!...ring! Ring!

Peppermint Tea... I feel like it helps me have larger ejaculations.

:-(

*glick*

It kind of made me feel uncomfortable. I would do it again though because I only used it to jack off twice. :|

If I win enough I will buy a ticket. Dang... Balls is excited

I dunno but I am going trough the same thing right now, except I have been kissed and laid before.

I will be the guy yelling in different languages at the craps pit. CHEEOW!

I hope Freeones is there, I want a shirt! However the awards kind of took me by surprise I might just go to the Hard Rock to see and be seen.

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I dont know, if I don't work I will. SOMEONE GUEST LIST ME!

Well I don't feel like going to Dubai anymore

Is anyone going?

Haha! Walla Walla

Shoot my body into space

I want to hook up with Petra then get *****

Eek! Eek!

I would keep her