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goes by the name "Dick"

she was a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2

His ****** still hates him for the birthing process

"Loi"?

Hey Four, Fore!!!!

the Nelson touch is awesome

crabby vaginas are too

confused...which came first?

to think Hugh Grant chose to be with a nasty skank instead logging into freeones and jerking it one night. Then he could still be smiling after nailing this

just because some people have the ability to use technology doesn't mean they should

and it is still funny today

Jerry got the appendectomy with a happy ending

if you are both happy, then shoot a load between them and enjoy life. Congrats

further proof dinos and birds are related. Ostriches have a similar habit when threatened - find a hole and stick your head in it

at least she is holding her hair out of it

Ah, wasn't that an early 80s TV show: Downsy and the Fat Man? A handicapped detective and his fat lawyer friend bust thugs in an hour

I tried telling my last girlfriend I must have inhaled it

McDonald's first rejected mascot idea

I bet she farts too...awesome

go back to *****

McNuggets is Soylent Green

it's all good til Vern goes on lunch break and Billy wants to get down. they will have a hard time explaining the branch sticking out of Billy's left cheek

it will go with the cellulite she is dripping from her earlobes

wouldn't Nair in the shampoo bottle be easier?

uh, why are people staring? They are so rude!

not with GregC's dick and BB's ass pushing

I bet it is the last time he tells the genie his wish that head of his dick swung only a foot above the ground

finally, a use for the homeless: fertilizer

open your eyes, dumb ass. Oh, sorry. Maybe in a week then.

if she prays hard enough, maybe God will smite that avian menace

I have heard of fish tacos, but never fishy waffles

"True ***** " promo tie-in?

Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck Summer cummings

Charles Manson gets "visitors"?

Well ****, if Will E. thinks it's fake, I am sold.

Tired of watching my Bruins look like dogshit in the playoffs. they play a methodical, bruising game, too bad they are playing a team that can improvise, anticipate and are sound defensively (especially against a plodding team like the Bruins). the Bs suck at home, for a division winner, and...

hi, glad you post here

Trey Parker's ride?

thank god they cater

there is video of a couple women doing this on the main page

Re: Collection of funny GIFs The elite guard doesn't open doors for itself

damn that looks delicious

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Commish Gordon is Bat Girl?

Re: Who has the prettiest pussy? Stacy Moran was gorgeous on so many levels, including having an extremely pretty pussy

no more drive-in movies. this is a drive-behind

is she a sprinter or a marathoner?

depends on your perspective

cindy dollar