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Ironically, it's the same dress

incoming!!

that pussy is almost as long as Sanja Angie's

Are you thanking OC or puker for sharing?

I wonder if Cam and his *** were making all the "thanks to God" comments before ***** was shopping his *** around to the highest bidder? Or if Cam thanked God when he was stealing the laptop? I understand people can change and I really hope Cam is genuine, I just ain't ready to believe yet...

is that called a "Speed-Oh dear"

Nashville; San Jose; Boston; Tampa Bay

first Harry Potter is Luke Skywalker, and now this? Oh Hollywood, please bring back the original Quagmire: Charlie Sheen

she has a dick?

ironically, also in the running for World's Biggest Douchebag

antacids will do the trick. rats with wings

what are "10 internets"?

ah, the early bloom of the bubblegum bud

much ado...

dammit, Spock hit their *** already

shopping for a teddy for her would be a bitch

can't see the shrubs for the bush

I thought the Cryptkeeper was a guy

why you are into quadruple amputees?

I hope it ends early, I am fading Two game 7s tomorrow The Bruins better not ***** like last year. C'mon Bolts!

Mel Brooks is genius

I have heard of coughing up a lung, but never a ball

maybe someone in SC found out where he was and sent word to pop him. sounds like the loss of Mr. Winn will not set back society more than a minute or two. sucks that it happened and I wish it on no one, condolences to the ******

662, a dyslexic person's Mazda

999 885

both legs?

no need, those Royal teeth would gnaw through it in seconds

indeed. Maybe my all-time favorite

Is that the Michelin Man?

the president is a figurehead for the powers-that-be in Washington. Argue all you want about the petty stuff, it is all smoke screens and posturing. We don't have money for the unemployed or the nation's infrastructure or the education system but we have plenty for other nation's civil wars...

Retired model who posed for Suze Randall

I suck at posting pics. I will try. Yes, I haven't bothered to figure out how. I just like looking at pussies. And tits. and pretty faces.

Hi welcome aboard from sunny SW Florida

655

Candy Loving

So, after all the complaints, I have been proven right. I was looking her in the eyes.

this won't work because if we use the clubs to **** the dinosaurs, the baby seal population will run amuck and then they will take over the Earth

interesting addition to say the least

999 888

653 we are counting up, next will be 654

huh?

You'll be hearing from Will soon, enjoy

Bring Stacy Moran and Crissy Moran out of retirement, with a guest appearance by Erica Campbell

while some may believe that is a scrotal mass between his legs, I think it is the head of an *****-human hybrid

isn't that the pendant from "Men in Black"?

First, go to a gay bar and see if any transsexuals are getting their operation soon. If so, maybe you could obtain the balls that will be snipped. Obviously, you need a pair. go talk to her, don't be discouraged if you get shot down the first time. Play it cool and see what happens. Typing...

waiting for the obligatory "prefer real milk to synthesized" comment

Oh Europe, please send us you poor, your tired, your ******* bums to teach us soccer

does it come in a left-handed model?

I was married once, I know too