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    Leisure suit larry : magna cum laude

    Since the thread is up here now (for some reason), I'd just like to go on record and say that this game is awful. If you're going to play one of the Larry games, I'd recommend #7 (and 5 & 6 aren't bad either). They are fairly clever, funny and challenging adventure games with an adult theme (of...
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    Which Superhero are you?

    Batman. I kinda suspected.
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    Why are seat belts mandatory on cars...

    If you scrape up your own brains from the street when you're done, you can do whatever you want as far as I'm concerned.
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    POLL: Sucking Dick

    I'd like to say that this is the strangest thread in recent memory. Sadly, I can't, but it deserves a medal at least.
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    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    "It's not you, it's me. Ah hell, who am I kidding? It's all you."
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    viruses and hackers

    Yes yes, it's always Windows fault and so on.
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    viruses and hackers

    If you have problems deleting media files, it may be the automatic thumbnail generation that is having problems. In "View", change the folder display to something simple, like "Tiles" or "Icons" to avoid them being created automatically when you open a folder. If you still have trouble deleting...
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    viruses and hackers

    What you're talking about is most likely spyware or similar. There are various programs you can download to help you get rid of those, including Ad Aware and Spybot.
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    Anyone know french here?

    I wouldn't worry about it.
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    Anyone know french here?

    Indeed. Doesn't make much sense unless you're familiar with that particular expression, which is the French equivalent of "ice cold".
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    Anyone know french here?

    Ah, direct translations... Try this one: "froid de canard". By the way, I think "dear" would be a fairly accurate translation.
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    Is this bad?

    I believe the difference is the possibility of it happening and it actually happening. Risking getting caught in the act, for example, doesn't necessarily mean that you want to be caught.
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    Five Polyps Removed From Bush's Colon

    Slow news day, I take it.
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    Apparently the Constitution Means Nothing to Some

    Revolution has a nasty habit of being cosmetic at best, replacing one bad government with another bad government. On the plus side, lots of people dead and destroyed infra-structure, so at least people (those that didn't die or lose, that is) feel like they accomplished something.
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    Apparently the Constitution Means Nothing to Some

    *Shrugs* Such is the fate of a country where ideology matters less than being willing to buy enough propaganda to spread the ideology. It matters not what you do, it's just kissing a few babies whether they are ugly as sin or not and saying things including the word "God" as often as is...
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    Apparently the Constitution Means Nothing to Some

    Not that I have anything against changing laws whether they are written on a god damned piece of paper or not, but at least they could change them before breaking them.
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    Suck My Kiss

    Or alternatively, you'll be bent over the toilet and closely studying your last meal.
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    BBC Documentary-Real Dolls

    You'd have to pay me to get one of those. It's like having a plastic corpse and that's just not my cup of tea. Not to mention how hard it'd to explain to my ****** if she comes to visit. Or to anyone for that matter.
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    traci lords

    Sure, if only for the controversy.
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    BBC Documentary-Real Dolls

    For the love of all that is holy, put a warning on that mybizarresite link. Oh God, I'm gonna need therapy to get over that one.
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    XXX Hardcore Boy/Girl Video of Rebecca Jessop!!!!!

    I suspect you came to the wrong place if you want subtle questions. Personally, I'd say you got away easy this time.
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    *Shrugs* Now you do. People seemed to be confused about whether he was or wasn't a pianist. I knew he was, so I said so. It wasn't for you in particular. I didn't feel the need to provide any proof since it's so readily to anyone that might be interested.
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    Well, I suppose someone from the opposite end of the spectrum was bound to appear sooner or later.
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    Thinking of cloning W.U.F

    Ah, but then you take away the mystique and bring us all back to the gritty reality (which I assume is some half-assed porn site by the sound of it).
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    Yes, well, of all of Beethoven's talents, I think creating ring tones is one of the less famous ones.
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    Thinking of cloning W.U.F

    I'd really rather not.
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    Beethoven was a pianist, yes. He composed more than a few piano pieces that he performed himself. If you really need proof, I'm sure Google can provide you with all you could ever want, if what he composed isn't proof enough (Moonlight Sonata and Für Elise are both for piano and fairly famous)...
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    I believe it is a reference to the common proverb where an arbitrary amount of fertilizer and an implement for moving air unites.
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    The male of the species is better than the female?

    Women have for a long time been unable to get proper education and acceptance within many fields. It's only natural that fewer women would show up on such lists if less women have been given the chance to do something that could put them there. I suppose you have a point when it comes to...
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    Official: Report will say none of Iraq’s goals met

    I didn't realize they had any goals.
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    Judge Continues to Press $54M Pants Suit

    The pants are not worth $54 million. He wants $50 to replace the pants, and $53.99995 million for mental anguish.
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    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    Oh. That's more than I knew.
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    True Christians

    Hmm, all I remember is references to Gehenna which was, as I recall, a place to burn garbage.
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    True Christians

    Unless I'm mistaken, hell is not mentioned in the Bible itself.
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    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    He's dating her, not employing her.
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    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    You're taking that a wee bit more seriously than I intended.
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    True Christians

    I wasn't talking about belief, I was talking about practical application. Genocide for various reasons can be found in the Bible. Stoning homosexuals is generally not practiced around here (anymore). Doing it will mostly likely result in a permanent residence in either of those two fine...
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    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    Three simple words: I am gay. Other than that, have no clue. I know nothing about you, her or your relationship.
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    True Christians

    Can't say I've met anyone who has lived up to it. Then again, I don't spend a great deal of time at prisons or mental institutions, either of which is a certain place for a person following the Bible to the letter. Some claim they do, but they rely on rather questionable interpretation then.
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    Top 10 Passwords

    Not even my bad passwords are on there. Some unimportant stuff is dictionary-based, but there's nothing on those I care to protect anyway. The rest ranges from 6-20 characters of case-sensitive alpha-numerics plus special symbols. To anyone that wishes to crack my bank ID password in their...
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    Bush To Congress: "Can't Touch This!"

    Sorry, I just came back from my trip to climb the molehill. Did I miss anything?
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    Is it OK for a girl to take the first step?

    People aren't stoning women for this where you live? Times are certainly changing.
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    How can I clean up my codecs

    A codec is an algorithm for (en)coding and decoding media files, ultimately (usually) used to compress them so they don't take up so much space (which is necessary for mainstream use, like DVD movies). Basically, it's just instructions on how to read and write a file. As for the problem, to put...
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    Kim Kardashian sex tape.

    Dancing in a banana costume? You'd think something like that would be hard to miss.
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    Bush To Congress: "Can't Touch This!"

    You're so totally wrong. He quoted Bush as saying "Can't touch this!", with the exclamation mark inside the quotation mark.
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    Girls

    The easiest way is the set a trap. Jewelry or money is often effective bait. Once you have attracted a woman, there are numerous ways to keep it from fleeing. Some use a constant supply of jewelry and money until the woman is domesticated, although this method often tends to backfire and it will...
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    Spiritual Immune System?

    Bit of a stretch... Unless what you're talking about is just odd dreams while you *****, if it happens frequently, you might want to get that checked. By a doctor. It's kinda dangerous jumping to conclusions about spiritual causes when it could be something serious. Don't make me remind you of...
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    What Is God Waiting For?

    Fine. Nothing created him because he doesn't exist. Or pure chance created him. Of course, neither answer is acceptable to you and no matter what I come up with, you're going to claim that God is greater because that is how you have defined him. It's like one of those stupid arguments ********...
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    What Is God Waiting For?

    Regarding what God does and doesn't, he is the source of everything. Therefore, he is to blame for everything. If he has me born and raised in a place where religion is not part of the upbringing (which, given his definition, he must have), with access to several major religions of which all but...
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