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  1. stainedblueyes

    What do u say when u cum???

    I say: Woohoo I won the race! Now you gotta eat the soggy biscuit :D
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    who its the most cummer?

    I'm with blueballs... thats definately big Steve
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    who has the best ass?

    Her page on chickipedia
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    who has the best ass?

    Well I've never been an ass man, but every so often this fine specimen pops upin my browsing and causes me to void my load very quickly. Keyre Augustina does it for me!
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    ***** Fleshlight Girl

    I'd like a jessica rabbit one he he. http://www.onlineobservations.net/wp-content/2008/04/jessica-rabbit-real.jpg
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? An incredible big splashy load over Mellie Swan giving a lovely teasing handjob...
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    Best Cover Versions

    Very nice!
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    Sexy nerds

    hmmmm Willow from buffy... alyson hannigan is it? melts me everytime...
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    Exotic dancer set on fire outside LA bar

    And now that they've got these two guys they should be made to pay. I'm not very good at justice, and I don't think life is fair.... but i do believe in ***** for *****, and an eye for an eye. Set these fuckers alight, and make sure they live to face the consequences......
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    Redheads / Hot Red-Heads (no hardcore)

    I've cast my vote, but bingo... quit your grinning and drop your linen. here's my choice, every time. Ulya..... mmmmmm
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    Motorcycle riders: Quick questions...

    Don't be put off by a manual, its quick to learn, easy to master, and puts you so much closer to the mechanics of biking, be one with your ride :D I'm riding a honda shadow 750... shes a lump but shes low, smooth, and powerful :D no finer thing on a clear day than an open road and a great big...
  12. stainedblueyes

    A question to those that have/had girlfriends

    Familiarity breeds relationships ;) Keep her around, go out for coffee, do friend things, don't try too hard and let her do the math. She'll soon see that you're a much better suit than her bf... and voila... these thigns often have a funny way of working out. It's nice to be another 6 months...
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    Best Cover Versions

    Not usually a big fan of covers but occasionally a band throws something through an album which makes me sit up and take note. HIM - Wicked Game Drowning Pool - Rebel Yell Wheatus - A Little respect Black Crowes - Hard to handle
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    Longest time you've went without ejaculation?

    Since i've been "active" in that manner I'd say the maximum has been about 12 days. I've purposely abstained before, it almost always ends in a rather explosive ***** ;)
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    Undefeated Calzaghe quits boxing

    He lives just up the road from us. To us, he's our local hero, and I won't hear it any differently. A proud, devoted, true sportsman who always has time for his fans which is more than can be said for the current brood of gobshite overpaid nappy wearing sport "stars" I see in most sports these...
  16. stainedblueyes

    What are you listening to right now?

    Been revisiting the old alice in chains back catelog so just bagged Jerry Cantrells solo album on itunes... nice!
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    Star Wars retold by a girl who has never seen it before

    "Luke and Han kiss each other, and then chewie growls...." Sublime - what an awesome recap! If you can get past the accents enough to understand what they are saying Taff Wars makes for a funny five minutes... My fave episode: Darth Vaders Alloys!
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    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    Well def not me :D I got stamped on last week in Rugby and last night my big toe nail fell off - uuuuuggglgglllyyyy!
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Well it had been a while, but today I dusted off Mandi Collins and blew a great big load over a print-out of her - score! underboob to die for
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    Muriel Makowitz / Muriel Senderos / Muriel (Hegre-Art)

    Re: Hegre brunette Muriel Fantastic thread! Does anyone have any links to vid clips outside of hegre's site itself?
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    Wispa To Return

    caramel ?!? inside a wispa ?!?.. why thats just blasphemy, thats like mixing baileys and ****, both nice but it's just evil together.
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    Maria Swan / Princessa / Jana Defi

    Re: Maria Swan / Princessa http://www.mybigtitsbabes.com/big-tits-tee-jana-17/
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    Favorite Quotes

    "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal...
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    Most interesting places/things you have cummed in/on?

    I used to collect anime figurines... went through a phase of chucking it all over those... they were torrid times :D
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    Tips for falling ****** fast.

    Copious amounts of skunk/cannabis in a blunt :D
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    this teacher i had a crush on and want to go further i need advice

    You taking requests? I can think of a few...:1orglaugh
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    what would you do if...

    I'd ask her very nicely if she would mind me chucking my junk all over her top :D
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    this teacher i had a crush on and want to go further i need advice

    Faultless logic... at best you get to be naughty in the stationary cupboard :)
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    this teacher i had a crush on and want to go further i need advice

    Hmm, whacking off to the answer phone message might not be the way to go about it (fun though it sounds :) ) You're out of school, so it's not exactly a disaster if you crash and burn... If it were me I'd give it a shot... and if she's as hot as you say I can't see guys turning you head :D
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    Homemade sex toy?

    LMAO! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-f0yvRDDVqk Now I have these lyrics stuck in my head.... "my tapeworm tells me what to do!"
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    Wispa To Return

    I can't say i ever tried it... I'm a real Wispa patriot :D
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    Pineapple Express

    Hadn't seen any trailers yet but just caught a few after your post :D thanks for bringing to my attention... my kind of film (cloudy :)
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    not quite ID the girl...

    Hmmm, possibly because they like it... a lot... ? or maybe they're looking to whip up some identity fraud :D
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    What exactly is "sex"?

    A damned good question... I posed it to my closest buddies, the intellectual sort of chaps who love a good debate over this sort of thing. It was all over in seconds (the debate not the sex :) they decided that sex is: a) Mega b) Bumping Uglies. Truly I'm blessed... For me, it doesn't have to...
  35. stainedblueyes

    Supermarket girl on porn site

    Uber Seriously!
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    Homemade sex toy?

    *ahem* I happened to have chanced across this page before (honest ;P)... Before I bought my fleshlight that is! http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/05simul.html
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    Wispa To Return

    Didn't they bring out a Wispa "Gold" aswell? Takes me right back!
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    FreeOnes! Barack Rejected Me!

    Peer pressure :) He had to cave eventually :P
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    Me and those darn *******!

    Fair play friend... a truly responsible bit of ownership there. :) Well done to you and to the new Mum!
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    Chica - Salt River Tubing [Pics]

    Outstanding... and all I have here is dreary rainclouds and thick jumpers as far as the eye can see.... waaaaaaaa
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    World's smallest snake in Barbados

    I'm sure we used to have something like that crawling around our streets when I was a ***... Looks just like a slow-worm lol.
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    Websites to avoid

    I remembered a good resource I stumbled across before but haven't been able to find it again... in my travels I did stumble across this little gem on Yahoo answers... "Spyware is like an STD for your computer. Porn sites have viruses because they know that porn freaks deserve them." Assholes lol
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    Shilpa Shetty vs Shamita Shetty - Which ****** is Hotter!?

    I needed some more evidence to "help" me along... This one... and this one sold me Shilpa for me :D Though we are being terribly fussy, I'd like both!
  44. stainedblueyes

    Tranny Threesome

    Well done for being adventurous enough to handle it! Can't say it's my cup-of-tea personally, I prefer to know whether they are Arthur or Martha up front :D
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    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    and more links just in case ;)
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    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    http://www.asredas.com/gallery/438/Photo_Dromm/Busty_Lucie_By_Photodromm/ Lucie Mina / Miriam - really does it for me with those nice full breasts :D
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    Katerina Hartlova / Kathy Kozy / Katrin / Snow / Katarina Dubrova / Kathy Heinz / Katrina Hart

    Re: Katerina Hartlova / Kathy Kozy / Katrin / Snow http://bustynudebabes.com/galleries/Twistys/2007/02/Snow/
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    Jelena Jensen

    http://exgirlfriendmarket.com/look_at_them_tities
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