Tips for falling ****** fast.

[jdm1943]

I have trouble falling ******. Does anyone have some ***** tips BESIDES masturbating or ******** pills or reading?

 

[Chica]

I have trouble falling ******. Does anyone have some ***** tips BESIDES masturbating or ******** pills or reading?

have you tried meditation?

also, try ******** a glass of warm milk. warm milk has tryptophan in it that is a natural muscle relaxer...it's also in turkey meat.

it sounds like a wives tale but my ****** swears by warm milk.

 

[yaheem]

Warm milk eh? Gotta try it, im usually up at 4 AM lying in my bed in the dark twiddling my thumbs until my brain shuts off and eventually end up in a deep ******* only to waken around lunch time.

 

[dick van cock]

You'd better ask him:

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[yaheem]

Well right now it says under his name that he knows how to have sex in theory, so im hoping its not the same thing with ********. Either way we will have a concerted effort attempting to learn from the master himself.:bowdown: Oh ****** how does one fall... ******?

 

[Torre82]

Melatonin
Muff
Diphenhydramine
Dick goes in the hole
Xanax
Pussy
Valium
Vagina

 

[Violator79]

Give him ******!!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

If you want to go to *****, maybe you shouldn't do so much ******* every day? :dunno:

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

watch the new X files movie

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

watch the new X files movie

That was LOW. :eek:

Speaking of watching movies, you should try and find The Cure For Insomnia. It's 87 hours long. It has porn in it - eightie's porn. How can you not stay up?

 

[Torre82]

That was LOW. :eek:

Speaking of watching movies, you should try and find The Cure For Insomnia. It's 87 hours long. It has porn in it - eightie's porn. How can you not stay up?

So to speak.

Yeah, the new X files movie is disapointing.. but not BAD by any means.

If you really want to *****, you could watch a McCain speech but you might **** up with an intensely skewed sense of humor and a sudden urge to bleach your hair white and call black people names for your own gain.

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[shayd]

Warm milk, or maybe herbal tea if you like tea.

 

[slowhand]

Warm milk, or maybe herbal tea if you like tea.

Yeah that's some good tips I wish I could help but don't have any trouble getting to *****.


A good days work and you will be sleepy.

 

[BlueBalls]

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[asleep]

You'd better ask him:

Alright, doctor's here.
Well, sleeplessness can be very difficult. You might try a lot of things: Exhausting your poor body, Baroque tunes or something like Premium Link Upgrade , yoghurt, Premium Link Upgrade , Premium Link Upgrade . You might send a bullet through your head; though it won't help, you'd still be sleepless.
Stretch out and yawn. There's absolutely nothing to expect from this world -does not mean that there is another world.

 

[stainedblueyes]

Copious amounts of skunk/cannabis in a blunt

 

[Bigoldowls]

Give yourself plenty of rigourous exercise. :thumbsup:

 

[WoodedWisdom]

*****, weed, and a good jack-off session always works for me!

 

[Ceska]

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[member979979]

Warm milk eh? Gotta try it, im usually up at 4 AM lying in my bed in the dark twiddling my thumbs until my brain shuts off and eventually end up in a deep ******* only to waken around lunch time.

I have the same problem, but it cycles for me. Some weeks I will go through this, and then some weeks I will be ****** by 2am.

Question, does it have to be warm milk or can it still be cold? I feel that even when I ***** cold milk before bed it somewhat helps.