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That's my boy!

the real challenge is pulling it OUT of the chair!

naaahh... making stronger toys is easier :laugh:

Mr Potato Head?

I'm buying one of those Tees!

:D

:D gimme some twisted humour...

WHAT? Letting someone else touching my precious ******? It's gonna be a cold day in hell before I give her up! (****** is good until you keep it in your ******) ...but I won't refuse an evening with Mr. Whimsy :wtf: P.S. I don't have any sisters... :D

You're mistaken, guys... The elephant is pushing out anal beads! (elephant porn FTW) :ban:

:rofl:

must be an EPIC fart...

:throwup:

here you are! Now gimme the funniest cartoon character ever...

Amen!

Yes, I'm curious about Brea Bennett's pocket asshole!

I fell for it!

catch him!

That explains many things...

I can't see anything!

:bowdown: Oh wise one Oh wiser among the wise men Oh master of all knowledge Please forgive my foolishness Let me hear the answer to this question And give my heart peace after years of sorrow Why the one going to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with a smelly finger?

Surely our most famous food is pasta, and we invented pizza!

My last vote goes to Gisele

Another question, Mr. Whims, do you think dressing as Colombo would help me get laid? ...or should I wear moustaches Magnum P.I. style? ...Who let the dogs out? ...are baked beans good to eat before getting stuck in a broken elevator?

Do you think I'm sexy?

How can I NOT vote for you? you stole my heart...

Gisele for me!

I'm a Pastafarian... Glory to the Flying Spaghetti *******!

I lost my virginity at 19, then found it back at 27! (it was in the socks drawer)

Voting for Gisele since 1912!

Re: Love Gisele (lovegisele.com) I'm voting for you every day! (and this pic is just AMAZING)

does she have a ******?

Cupcakes! I have only two weaknesses: cupcakes and porn! ...well, not at the same time, I need a free hand! (hopefully Jeff Dunham won't be mad at me for using one of his jokes)

...and I've said many times that I love you!

I just farted. (I know this is OT but I felt like letting you know)

Run for your lives!!

I hope they don't want to be on top!

I'm voting for Got Gisele!

Too hot to handle...

:thumbsup: This could make my masturbation rate a go little higher...

I'm voting for you everyday, I really hope you'll win the contest!

mmmmmhhh.... that "meow" just gave me goosebumps!

...not only numbers... :D

Got Gisele for me!

me too, but with my .44 Magnum!

Stuart Pearce Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy?

Ok, let's talk about roles... I volunteer to be a bodyguard for our princesses! :D

Yes, definitely yes...

Thanks for adding me, pal!

:bowdown: You have my vote AND my total slavery!

Ouch!