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Oh ****, Dirk! Not again!

well, I don't think anyone here is complaining about her pussy...

where the hell are those damn Spongebob slippers? :after finally looking somewhere else: ...aaahhh, here they are! :staring at boobies again:

that's a nice ass-shaped belly...

:cries in fear:

first row, second from the right...

actually the monkey is smarter...

do you, by chance, own the phone number of one of these members you're talking about? (unless is whimsy's, his hands are way too curious for my taste...)

Well, call me evil 'cause I'm laughing my ass off! :jump:

sheeps are better...

me too!

'cause she's EVIL! (and scares the crap out of me)

yes sir!

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

***** iced... give me the swamp *******!

I'm lost...

Opossums on a train...

I want one!

... I totally misunderstood this thread's title! (that's what you get for being too much on freeones)

Damn, I've been playing golf for 5 years and this never happened to me!

farting butt naked on a leather couch...

The blonde is thinking: damn, I hope he won't ask me where his wallet is...

Re: Got Gisele (GotGisele.com) / Love Gisele (lovegisele.com) *stares speechless at Gisele's pictures*

Too much explosive is barely enough explosive IMHO

Shame on me for clicking! (I knew something was fishy...)

Yes. (and I'm going too for laughing so hard reading this)

I don't think this would work... Barbie is a cutthroat bitch and her so-called boyfriend Ken is gayer than ever... I bet HE would be assfucked all night long while the only partner that blonde bitch has is a bottle of Four Roses...

furry bastard... :D

Me too!

will smith wild wild west

Well, I'm already wearing a French Maid suit! :nanner: note for everyone here: I know you sick perverts want to see my precious body wrapped in that suit, but only Gisele is allowed to see me like that...

I wish they were MY sisters...

this line always makes me :rofl2:

...ask Pornophile...

FACT 1: Gisele is hot FACT 2: Gisele is so hot I can't stop lusting over her pictures FACT 3: I love love Gisele! P.S. will you marry me? (I promise to do the dishes and cook every day)

*Quickly gets out from Red Spyder's place*

evil ninja raccoon

I'm gonna do some extra work...

Blazing Unique Treasured Threads?

He's the guy who's the talk of the town, with the restless ***, don't shoot broad out to fool him around, keeps the varmints on the run, boy keeps the varmints on the run You may think he's a sleepy tired guy, always takes his time, sure I know you'll be changing your mind, when you've seen him...

:rolleyes:

Damn, I ate chicken for dinner! ...now I'm gay!

thanks for adding me! :thumbsup:

actually is creepier... (that bear scares the crap out of me)

:rofl2:

I'm horny... do you care?

he's really tricky...

isn't "who the hell is Paula?" the real question?

still on shrooms, man?

That's right, if you want your **** beaten, beat them yourself, you lazy ass! And, believe me, this man is absolutely RIGHT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJeC2ss32-k&feature=player_embedded