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  1. Ace Boobtoucher

    Is Sir_Fartsalot better than Honda Robot?

    I was contemplating over including assari in the poll but these two annoy me more.
  2. Ace Boobtoucher

    Catch and release

    gone bad.
  3. Ace Boobtoucher

    Michelle Jenneke: Australian hurdler, dancing sensation

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/michelle-jenneke-australian-hurdler-dancing-sensation-042218109--oly.html I'm a dirty old man for loving this.:suspicious:
  4. Ace Boobtoucher

    Floyd Mayweather is a giant pussy.

    http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/13/floyd-mayweather-nevada-judge-denied-house-arrest-jail/ I had little respect for him before this incident. Now I have none. Honestly, if I had read any of the proceedings without a name or gender attached I would have assumed it was fucking goddamned Paris...
  5. Ace Boobtoucher

    Texas *** Beats ********'s ******** to Death

    Too bad a "Not Guilty" verdict couldn't be handed out automatically even before this goes to a grand jury or before any DA can file. Thank God this happened in Texas, anywhere else and the *** would already be in jail on ****** one...
  6. Ace Boobtoucher

    Scott Walker retains governorship in Wisconsin recall race

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/scott-walker-fights-retain-governorship-wisconsin-recall-010044710.html Bwahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha!!! While it wasn't a landslide victory, it was a victory nonetheless and the good people of Wisconsin didn't bow to union coercion. That guy is...
  7. Ace Boobtoucher

    Kansas governor signs bill banning Islamic law

    You gotta love Kansas. Between their views on creation, being home to the Westboro Baptist Moonbats and now preemptively cock blocking Sharia Law. By contrast they make the rest of the U.S. seem just a little more sane. Well done, Jayhawks. Then again, if you've pissed off CAIR, you must be...
  8. Ace Boobtoucher

    Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-honor-fallen-soldiers-by-jumping-motorcyc,28285/ It may not be true. But even if it isn't, it is still more interesting than anything else Crazy Uncle Joe has done. Ever.
  9. Ace Boobtoucher

    Maurice Sendak Dead at 83.

    The author of my favorite nightmare inducing book has ******. RIP. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/09/books/maurice-sendak-childrens-author-dies-at-83.html?_r=1
  10. Ace Boobtoucher

    Woman ****** man by squeezing his testicles

    http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2012/04/woman-******-man-by-squeezing-his.html I cringed while reading the headline. I just noticed this happened in Haikou City.
  11. Ace Boobtoucher

    Happy National High Five Day, bitches!

    http://www.stayclassy.org/events/11th-annual-national-high-five-day/e9118 I high fived my dog earlier and I'm planning on going down to the Las Vegas Strip and seeing how many strangers I can get to High Five me.
  12. Ace Boobtoucher

    Talks Break Down With Taliban After Brit Ambassador Says Their Tea Sucks

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/talks-break-down-with-taliban-after-brit-ambassador-says-their-tea-sucks/ I can't believe I forgot to post something really fucked up for April Fool's Day. Damn, damn, damn.
  13. Ace Boobtoucher

    Biblical origins of modern Easter traditions.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6749395/biblical-origins-of-modern-easter-traditions I hadn't quite realized how passive/aggressive Haysus was until I read this.
  14. Ace Boobtoucher

    Adam Sandler Sweeps Razzie Awards

    I for one, am totally shocked. I think he's intentionally tanking on his latest films for some sort of write off. Whatever that is. When I think of Happy Gilmore or The Waterboy or some of the other movies from his golden age and then he comes out with stuff ike Little Nicky, Zohan, Chuck and...
  15. Ace Boobtoucher

    Amazing Device Can Make Wheelchairs Obsolete

    I for one hail our new Terminator overlords. http://www.videobash.com/video_show/amazing-device-just-made-wheelchairs-obsolete-for-paraplegics-258651?utm_source=ehowa&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=ehowa_shortvideopages
  16. Ace Boobtoucher

    Hey Dirl, how about a trip to McDonald's?

    High five? Yay! High five.
  17. Ace Boobtoucher

    If I were to ever ride a motorcycle again....................

    I would chill out like this bro. 9JUYm2fXL2M
  18. Ace Boobtoucher

    Entire Arena Football team cut during pregame meal

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/entire-arena-football-team-cut-during-pregame-meal-190741599.html Wow. That owner sounds like one classy dude. Olive Garden, really? They couldn't get enough tables at Fazzoli's? Those arena football owners sound like a bunch of douche bags...
  19. Ace Boobtoucher

    World Record Paper Airplane Throw

    http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6717658/world-record-paper-airplane-throw I feel a USA blast coming. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
  20. Ace Boobtoucher

    ‘Band of Brothers’ veteran Buck Compton dead at 90

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/band-of-brothers-veteran-buck-compton-dead-at-90/2012/02/27/gIQAd4xmeR_story.html?wprss=rss_homepage He was later a part of the infamous "Hat Squad" in the LAPD, the inspiration for most of the characters in "L.A. Confidential." One of my friends was...
  21. Ace Boobtoucher

    All Blacks take down coptercam

    gOod4PpWavQ#! I guess that's one way to deal with a shitty attempt at espionage.
  22. Ace Boobtoucher

    Jurassic Parks & Recreation.

    http://jurassicparksnrec.tumblr.com/ I am partial to the Ron Swanson quotes myself.
  23. Ace Boobtoucher

    GSB's wish is my command; who is your favorite ****** troll?

    Because GSB didn't want to appear unprofessional I am going to kick things off. Who is your favorite missing in action troll? I miss MiltonWaddams and sadly, WTCWTF. Those turds could get my ***** boiling over their willful ignorance.
  24. Ace Boobtoucher

    Las Vegas Rugby 7's 2012

    So I have the worst hangover ever. Those shorts were awesome but I'd rather have seen them crumpled up on the floor of her hotel room. More pictures to follow. The big girls were the All-Black Junior women, by the way.
  25. Ace Boobtoucher

    Fake tits and beautiful pussy!

    The real best picture ever, bitches!
  26. Ace Boobtoucher

    2/10 would not bang.

    http://slacktory.com/2012/01/2-10-would-not-bang-4chan/ I fucking love the comments about Angelina Jolie.
  27. Ace Boobtoucher

    Cancer Did What IEDs And Crazed Lunatics With AK-47s Could Not.

    Military Working Dog With Five Tours Over Seas Succumbs To Cancer Airmen of the 92nd Security ****** Squadron at Fairchild Air ***** Base paid their respects Thursday to one of their own. Lucky, a military working dog, survived five tours of duty in Iraq, Afghanistan and Kyrgyzstan. He...
  28. Ace Boobtoucher

    Little Girl On **** Throne

    “Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!”
  29. Ace Boobtoucher

    Dirl's grandma takes him for a stroll.

    Where'd she get the dog collar, Dirl?
  30. Ace Boobtoucher

    Who named this flower?

    It barges into all your conversations It gives you a stupid nickname when you’ve met only once It wiggles its stamens at you suggestively for no reason It is: The aggressively forward bearded iris
  31. Ace Boobtoucher

    The most important issue facing us today

    Now that I can create my own custom title I can't quite decide who to infuriate. Your ideas are welcome but I really don't want something that will get me ******...................again.
  32. Ace Boobtoucher

    The Nine Biggest Bastards of MMXI

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-9-biggest-bastards-2011/ Surprisingly, Barney Fwank isn't on the list and the author completely left Al Davis out of the "Bastards We Lost" section. And they only mentioned that asshat, Charlie Sheen, in the infographic.
  33. Ace Boobtoucher

    The official Howard Wollowitz fan thread

    I really enjoy The Big Bang Theory and Jim Parsons is excellent, but I don't think the show would be nearly as good without my favorite Oompa Loompa of science, Howard Wollowitz. After six months at the North Pole Sheldon looks remarkably tidy. Howard takes one for the team to...
  34. Ace Boobtoucher

    Nativity Scenes that I'd love to have in my house.

    Anyone who's been paying attention the last couple days has probably noticed the not-so-accurate Nativity Scenes that I've been sprinkling around the occasional thread. Here are the bulk of my favorites.
  35. Ace Boobtoucher

    A serious question MCMXLII

  36. Ace Boobtoucher

    The official Kevin Malone fan thread.

    http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin_Malone I think he's the most underrated character on the show and I just heard probably the funniest exchange in the history of the show when they were trying to determine how to delay the delivery of Jim and Pam's baby. Erin: Okay number 3. Eat spicy...
  37. Ace Boobtoucher

    WTF Germany?!?

    I've known about Krampus for quite a while and hadn't really done any kind of a search until I found this postcard. I posted it on facebook and one of my best friends showed his ******** the wiki page delineating the origins of the thing and I'm just kind of wondering what kind of message...
  38. Ace Boobtoucher

    Former sheriff accused of trying to trade meth for sex.......

    with a dude.:rofl2: Most of you know when it comes right down to it I will almost always side with *************** in any situation. But this dickwad was intent on taking away *** owner's rights and was a centerpiece of Sarah Brady's campaign for *** control...
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