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Why I like eating at Hooters......The Breasts are GREAT!

anything for that extra little push...

Beef-Eater!!

raccoon-boy!

'see the gerbil in there anywhere'?

bet she can hear him cumming!!

tickle me...tickle me...tickle me....God tickle me....

Chilled ****?

It can indeed be broken......usually 'bent' forever. :eek:

Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!! it's a man-eating Pussy!!!! Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!!!

you realize he died several years ago, right?

That's the truth!!!!

Hey when did they start letting Croc's order "Take-Out"?

If a turtle looses his shell is he Naked or Homeless?

Bimbo Fart patrol.

that dog has been licking his own ass...no puppy cpr for me. :nono:

welcome....where ya been?what took so long?

wish cars could refuel like that.

I'm a leg man but Holy Shitt!!!!

Ak-med before that ventriloquist guy got him!

nah!!! still have to deal with that gas-emission thing! :shocked:

It might be that the UFO's people see these days are really time travelers.

ok duck, I'll show you one more time.....you put your right foot in, you take your right foot out...you put your right foot in and you shake it all about!!!

ok Fred, time for your colonoscopy ready?

Ya-ba Da-da Dooooooooo!!!

Damn that was one hell of a rain storm wasn't it Madge?

That dog died recently...really.

and then the madam told me she had a small favor to ask of me!!!!

I see a candy apple....no carmel. She work at Hooters?

So the "ToothBrush" really was invented in WV. If anywhere else it would be called a Teethbrush!!!

hahah bowling for bimbos!!!!

Damn It !!!!! Abdul I told you I want the camel Take-out special!!!! Now go get me a big bag.

I said, do ya got any bullets in dat thing dar man?

I said BALLS...not strikes... balls... like those little things right there.

don't EVEN think about Pumpkin Pie...

that was great....but what the HELL did she tell me her name was?

ok, ya got me...I had to look!!!

"Wish that I was on old Rocky Top"....

need to post that on Al Jazerah...(spelling)

anyone for a bear hug?

Let me get this straight. So now, the suicide bombers don't have to **** people since they can get their 72 virgins from that little box? :rofl::rofl::yesyes:

see what happens if you play with them too much?

Oh Hell!!!! No heartbeat no pulse...ummmm ok was that a fart or a burp?

nah, it's a politician and he's enjoying the view.

The guy in the middle looks to be wearing a mic on his shirt collar.... so he's saying "and that it from this year's Walnut shelling contest, now back to you in the studio".

woody...woody...woody

Thar She Blows !!!!

Oh No it's the Evil Spork...send in the Death Slaw, it's our only hope.

visual proof thee aliens are infiltrating us!

nothing like getting a little mud for your turtle!!!