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http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2015/11/01/former-us-sen-fred-thompson-dies-73/74752142/

stupid right? but what else is there to talk about? fapping. porn. I love it.

what in the fuck? how is this possible? http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/detroit-public-schools-93-not-proficient-reading-96-not-proficient $18K per student/year. So is it lack of funding?

The 1964 Civil Rights Act Roll Call Vote: In the House, only 64 percent of the Democrats (153 yes, 91 no), but 80 percent of the Republicans (136 yes, 35 no), voted for it. In the Senate, while only 68 percent of the Democrats endorsed the bill (46 yes, 21 no), 82 percent of the...

most as in level of desire, or what the hell, make it sheer quantity too. Jenny Flex from A View to a ****. She's so ... proper. what a stunner possibly the greatest opening title sequence ever:

people subjecting their best friends to this level of ***********. If that's not a bellwether for Nov. 2016 I dunno what is.

it's called the pizza dog.

fuck, I can't get enough of this ****. specially the blondes. the mrs. is half german and blonde and I'm doing some fantasizing. I'm checking it out on tube sites but are there any good pay sites I can subscribe to where my CC won't end up shared by someone in Minsk and fuckin ... budapest...

http://www.weather.com/science/nature/news/rare-phenomenon-spotted-mount-rainier Mt. Rainier is breathtaking enough without this kinda sorcery. Waiting for the vatican to declare an official miracle and the pilgrimages to start.

pain as in carpal tunnel as in I can't stop playing this game. any fans sound off.

Like if you have to be at an appointment, or work, or you're scheduled to testify at a trial and you have a bit of extra time you think to yourself "I bet I can rub one out." So you pull out your phone and open your best of dropbox folder and furiously go at it. This isn't a leisurely edging...

Assuming you have one of course. I'd have to say my ***. He was always a jokester when I was growing up and he got me into watching SNL which was also a huge influence and their alumni in movies. The Blues Brothers pretty much sums up my brand of humour and Conan O'Brien. Cool story. Edit: I'm...

there doesn't seem to be anyone around. discuss.

Obviously people do elsewhere or else there wouldn't be the annual midnight release. But I gave up on this series years ago with that one iteration (I forget which) of Modern Warfare where there were a bunch of russian submarines and ships in New York harbor about to launch cruise missiles at...

Instead of rehashing the same arguments ad nauseam in thread after thread whenever there's a mass shooting can we just air it out here over and over? If there's another thread devoted to this, sorry. Just some crazy thoughts: mass shootings are a tragedy and an outrage but when it comes to...

Maria Ozawa here.

I just can't shake your love. Shake your love, I just can't shake ... your love.

http://nypost.com/2015/10/01/oregon-gunman-singled-out-christians-during-rampage/ now compare that to CNN's story: http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/01/us/oregon-college-shooting/ Not a peep of the alleged "****" angle. Now imagine if the gunman had targeted a different group. And this community...

If you wanna cry it's ok. I didn't of course. That was allergies. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253145/Woman-finally-meet-nurse-saved-life-suffered-horrific-burns-baby-40-years-ago-Facebook-appeal-went-viral.html

get so hard and engorged that you feel like you could literally break down a door with it - like those police battering rams during **** raids? And you get the sense that you can accomplish anything if you just let it lead the way? It's great being a guy.

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2015/09/24/pope-francis-tear-down-the-vatican-wall/ And what is the Vatican's (a state unto itself) immigration policy? http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/sep/24/pope-call-immigration-unlikely-change-debate/ So far the Vatican has taken...

http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/22/nhl-legend-blows-off-womans-attempt-to-extort-him-with-post-sex-photo/#ixzz3mgjon2Pj Jagr DGAF. And he's probably worth millions and she asks for $2000. Way to aim high. What'd she need to get her transmission fixed?

These things have always fascinated me since I was a *** - c'mon, they're called "dragons." They were also terrifying in that I was always led to believe their mouths were so filled with virulent bacteria that just a single bite would cause an infection and death which is how these lizards took...

Rest of article here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-weird-things-youd-never-believe-will-make-you-horny/

Not 5,000. Not 500. Not even 50. 5 My math is a bit fuzzy that comes out to like $100 million per fighter? They better be some fuckin' super-soldiers. Holy ****. http://www.wnd.com/2015/09/obamas-syrian-fighter-plan-implodes/ Yes, there were 54 but we have a total of 5 on the ground now.

or if not, who are you leaning towards? Rubio so far. And Fiorina. I want her on the ticket or in the cabinet.

https://youtu.be/5VnZJ2PDlic?t=1m15s I would embed it but I wanted to cut to the good part. "Donald Trump said the Bible was his favorite book (lol). Donald Trump has never read the Bible. The reason we know he's never read the Bible - he's not IN the Bible. :1orglaugh Waiting for Trump to...

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/252825-poll-trump-beats-hillary-head-to-head recanize

I know we're over a year out and there's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip but things don't look good for Jeb. He's got major donors who have abandoned him and are calling for Romney to get into the race. Whereas Trump is electrifying crowds and you can't stop watching whenever he's on...

petite filipina is prob redundant but i don't care i love them. those natural perky tits and fuckin ass nipples, tight little asses and all that fuck me in such a little package. Dino where you at?

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fneuzlbd-1227506743937 It's lonely at the top huh? I can sympathize. But it's just a burden we have to bear. Roll it up and get on with your life.

this just happened within the last hour. holy **** http://www.realradio.fm/onair/the-news-junkie-50156/gunshots-ring-out-during-live-news-13889462/ it looks like the cameraman was hit and you could see the gunman walking.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster. http://www.nydailynews.com/man-penis-ripped-*****-bionic-replacement-article-1.2334100 8 inches huh? Lucky bastard. God bless him, he deserves it.

the spinoff/prequel series starts tomorrow night on AMC. Looks good. I'm curious what Los Angelenos will call the undead since apparently they can NEVER be called "zombies." I'm guessing "flat liners" or "high protein dieters."

The next Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff shares his view: remember the smugness and arrogance displayed by the Commander in Chief when Romney suggested the same? I don't know what else to say but suh-suck my cock and I'll eat your pussy.

this one for me: I'll put it on a loop sometimes.

In a feel good story of the day: http://freebeacon.com/national-security/sas-sniper-*****-is-executioner-before-he-can-******-8-year-old-boy/ the last thing you never see

Is this possible right now and if so, what tags to use? If not, can it be? thanks

I am today. I kept adjusting myself at work as if to say "knock it off, you." I'm not even horny. Well I am now.

commence the I'm not a racist self-flagellation apology tour. Oh and some tears for added effect. It's spotless, but she can come clean my toilet to make amends.

Post something. I'll let you know if it works.

http://www.upi.com/Business_News/2015/07/25/Amazon-surpasses-Walmart-as-most-valuable-retailer/8931437830467/ Ron Burgundy here has a theory as to why: Really? Sex toys? pfffft. Hold on ... there's someone at the door.

lol The Summer of The Donald. I actually want this guy to be president for among other things, the lulz. Imagine him talking **** about some world leader and giving out his cell phone.

Flowchart pending.

(which is what your porn collection is, you perv) how long would it take before you had to start over? Or would you even live through it? I'd probably have to live as long as Methuselah or something.

Yes, it's Ariana Grande and this is more frivolity but what else is there to talk about? Besides, it's Ariana Grande. http://pagesix.com/2015/07/08/ariana-grande-says-she-hates-america-in-bizarre-new-video/ I get the context she said that in; she wasn't on some political rant. Yea...

http://pjmedia.com/blog/video-d-c-residents-say-take-down-jefferson-memorial-rename-washington-d-c/ Black City? As in B.C.? :1orglaugh New Orleans already has dibbs on "Chocolate City." Edit: ****, BC created a similar thread already. Mods please merge if you feel the need.

Especially when they get depantsed in the process? I can't help it. If not, is it ok to not have any sympathy for them? No one tossed them onto that street.

Giant robots, Japan - that's their forte right? Who cares? We beat the Russians at hockey once. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/11721037/Japan-and-America-agree-to-put-giant-fighting-robots-into-battle.html It's gonna be a beatdown of Women's World Cup Soccer proportions.

I like saying "but I digress" even when I'm not actually digressing. It sounds sophisticated. But I digress.