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It used to be the standard sock that I'd toss under the bed until the housekeeper, i.e. ***, rounded up the dirty laundry. Now I'm much more refined and go with 2-ply paper towel which I fold with all 4 corners aligned and set within easy reach. Afterwards, I fold twice and flush down the...

something I can learn online or on my phone in my spare time. I want to be fluent in spanish by this time next year. It would be a plus on my resume but this is mainly for my edification. I've seen those rosetta stone commercials but there was something that came out recently that promised...

Vicar of Christ my ***. I think Trump's christianity claims are comical and so transparent but so is the Pope's hypocrisy. Francis needs to STFU. Who made him the spokesperson for the Almighty anyways but a coven of bishops who are either ***** molesters or covered for one? Without getting...

Damn. RIP sir. And thank you. http://m.mysanantonio.com/news/us-world/article/Senior-Associate-Justice-Antonin-Scalia-found-6828930.php

one handed and wih your off hand/ no editing allowed the othwer hand is a mess

I've always admired the Royal Navy's nomenclature. Some of these go back to the time of wooden ships and sails which makes them even more bad ass. HMS Defiance HMS Badger - don't give a fuck HMS Dagger - had to be a frigate or destroyer HMS Revenge HMS Repulse HMS Steadfast HMS Thruster - ahh...

Last time I paid attention to her politics she was aligned somewhere along the lines of the dixie chicks or some ****. Since then, I've tuned her out and just admired the scenery whenever she's on Outnumbered like she's on right now, with her *** no less. She has a pretty face, has absolutely...

There's a minimum age requirement (35) to be a U.S. President but shouldn't there be an age cap? I understand that life experience counts for something but there's a point where the the law of diminishing returns kicks in. There's been health issues raised with Hillary. I'm genuinely...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/virtual-reality-male-sex-toy-7299079 Sweet. I want to see this patched into existing games like Fallout 4 for instance. "Oh yeah, **** Murphy. I got something you can sit on."

what should I do? Oh politics. What about those caucuses? Any word?

I caught a snippet of Bernie Sanders this morning where he said this election isn't about the next president but a "political revolution." What does he mean by that? Because if we're to have a leftist revolution let's just cut to the chase and eliminate this pretense of freedom, indepenence...

read the rest of this sordid story here: http://www.theamericanmirror.com/omg-naacp-leader-uses-f-word-to-apologize-for-using-t-word-after-n-word-meeting/ I looked her up - she does have nice tits. What's the problem? It's funny when this stuff backfires on the PC crowd and they eat their own...

this is so cool read the rest: http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/aerial-robots/dutch-police-training-eagles-to-take-down-drones

Subaru's dog tested, dog approved.

no, I don't need a chiropractor but check this out: your thoughts? "... all over your face and stuff." any song with "and stuff" in the lyrics is fine by me.

Like late 20's. I've noticed it first hands. She hasn't lost weight that I know of and wouldn't dare say. And by "she" I mean some generic person in no way connected to me. Of course guys' tits get bigger as they get older.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/20/science/space/five-planets-align-mars-jupiter-mercury-saturn-venus.html Fortunately, Uranus won't be visible. Twinkling in the sky. And Uranus is not aligned. And stuff. Alrighty then. That's that. :pacing:

That is, after they felt them up first. Yes, all that is needed here is some sensitivity training. That would be funny if it wasn't ... no, that's funny. It reminds me of that scene in the movie Independence Day when those well-meaning types were on the roof of that tower to welcome the *****...

Im happy for their families, in particular the pastor Saeed Abedini whose story I've been following. Good for them man. I know there's going to be blowback for the price we paid and there's still Americans being held but the good had to outweigh the bad in this case. :hatsoff: President...

"There's something down there. It's a face."

as long as mongo lives there. sure, he's anonymous but you'll just know. There'll be a sense of dread and suck in the air. New Zealand on the other hand, if I were to be anything other than a proud American, it'd be a proud Kiwi. What a beautiful country. It's where they filmed Harry Potter.

Eve Angel Lola Myluv Peaches (both of them) Liliane Tiger among others. stay safe girls.

I'm still thinking about it.

There's nothing like a fresh, smooth shave. You feel like you can just go out there and tackle whatever the world throws at you but then decide to stay in and play Fallout 4 on PS4 all day while pausing every couple of minutes to feel your smooth face. But I digress. Here's what I use...

How do you relieve stress? Put aside the potential consequences, it's all about the moment. I feel like I could do either one right now. Either way, something's getting punished.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/01/entertainment/natalie-cole-death/

I just had this ***** where some friends and I were sitting around and one of them jokes about me being at a party with beautiful women. I don't remember the context but that's not important now. So in the *****, I go to ***** later on and start dreaming I'm at a party full of beautiful women...

I think I've found a new career path. http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/21/europe/driving-lessons-sex-netherlands/?iid=ob_article_footer_expansion&iref=obnetwork lol @ "a ride for a ride"

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/21/politics/donald-trump-hillary-clinton-disgusting/ the muthafuckin' donald. and the bathroom thing? What is he, a 5th grader? ffs primary voters, do the right thing and send this guy packing.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3369735/The-militants-threatened-shoot-Muslim-passengers-board-bus-defy-terrorists-demands-separate-Christians-deadly-******-******.html#ixzz3v8baGt7o "Leave them alone or **** us all." God bless those brave souls.

by banning these basement-dwelling, 30+ year-old-virgin, 4chan anti-social maladjusted types who are another shooting rampage waiting to happen. deport their cheeto-eating, double-chin, rockstar-********, micropenis, fatasses or otherwise ***** their disappointed ******* to have a 57th+...

Someone who posts THE Star Wars spoiler on an espn message board just to be a dick. I fucking **** people.

This is the excerpt: https://youtu.be/tRYyI2GfqkU?t=4m21s http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/263443-burr-investigating-if-cruz-discussed-classified-information-during-debate He's in a world of **** if true.

Allie Haze as Princess Leia in the fap queue.

Report of multiple shooters and fatalities and hostages taken. oh ****. http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/02/us/san-bernardino-shooting/index.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-president-who-lost-his-voice/2015/11/30/dac3b812-978b-11e5-8917-653b65c809eb_story.html ouch

read the rest: http://www.cracked.com/blog/isis-wants-us-to-invade-7-facts-revealed-by-their-magazine/

she has a better voice, writes her own stuff and is a way better dancer. exhibit A: Tinashe anyone else notice that Beyonce actually sucks at dancing? She dances like a white guy who's trying too hard. she's borderline spastic. Beyonce

congrats Holly Holm, you devastatin' thing you.

read the rest: http://www.steynonline.com/7293/the-barbarians-are-inside-and-there-are-no-gates Mark Steyn is a got damn Canadian treasure.

from multiple locations and a hostage situation at a concert hall. http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/13/world/paris-shooting/index.html

I used to get jealous and want to punch a hole in their face but now I just take it as a compliment. Within reason. If they do it blatantly and disrespect is involved then yeah, I'll say something. For instance, we were at the convenience store gas station and I was at the counter and my wife...

Right now I'm juggling 2 or maybe 3. I might have time for one. I'm not frugal, but I **** flushing money down the toilet even though it's just credit card money. My porn entertainment budget will cover only one site from now on. Which would you recommend? Right now I've narrowed it down to...

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?661490-Pornstars-with-deformed-Faces-and-mouths-Do-you-like-them :hatsoff:

they can and will do anything. it's the present and future of retail and what isaac asimov, jules verne and that 2001 guy would've envisioned if they hadn't. i ordered the WildFire Ashley Blue's CyberSkin Spread Wide Vagina and Anus but it turns out I wasn't going to be home to sign for...

She tries to be coy but you see her eyes light up at certain scenes. Then she says "we're not doing THAT." yeah right. and what about Obama nixing the keystone pipeline? because I mistakenly posted this in politics.

This guy (at great risk to himself) doesn't listen to his girlfriend but instead to his conscience and does the right thing.

Hi, the imgur link in my signature isn't showing up and I noticed the same in one of my posts. If i go directly to the address it works. edit: aaaaaand of course now it's working. nevermind. thanks.

show everyone how bad ass you are. we can start with how much you bench. you first. I just want to pummel something.