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Where'd you off to? Have we seen the last of the (not so) might BlueBalls? :dontgo:

Jesus Christ! Who let this guy out of the Sports section?

I just drove by kink.com earlier today. :)

****, ok lager، and ****.

Of course it's not an absolute, but there's usually a trend. I generally **** hoppy ****, but every once in a while I come across something really hoppy that I really like. VVmbhYKDKfU :cool:

Done. What next? Shall I make you a sandwich? ;)

****: hoppy or malty?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What about Vegemite?

I know, I know. In my court interpretation program I say things sometimes just because that's how it sounds natural in the language, but when a non-native speaker asks me why that is I can't explain the correct reason for it. :)

It's a tad bit clearer, I think. At least I think I get the nominative, dative, and accusative. Nominative is the subject of the action. Dative is the one who receives the action. Accusative is what the action is done to. Is genitive the one affected by the action? Also, can that sentence be...

:confused: Ok, so I was reading something about German grammar and how things are interchangeable, sort of. Well, at least that's what the example made it seem like. Der Hund beißt den Mann, den Mann beißt der Hund. Do those REALLY mean the same thing? Do you have a simple(r) way of explaining...

Already a thread for that.

Holy ****! I'd forgotten all about this thread! And from the looks of it, so had Sabrina.

:dito:

I'd offer to pray for her, but I doubt if I'm on Dawg's good list, so a prayer from me is likely to have adverse effects.

I take him seriously. :sarcasm:

What, and lose the McPussy Burger? I lost that picture from my hard drive years ago. If I were to change it I'd never be able to get it back. ;) By the way, is it me, or does it seem like dirk and ***** are getting dangerously close to making out?

I wish there were something encouraging or eloquent I could say to make you feel some sort of relief, but I'm afraid I don't know what to say. I hope the best for you and your ******.

I think I just had an epiphany: jointsmoker = He1fineartist/I<3alicia.

:wtf: You sure you're British? Liking that ****'s supposed to be part of your DNA, like being from the South and liking grits, or being Pacific Islander and liking spam.

^ :rofl2:

Using biblical passages to support a point in a non-religious discussion doesn't do much besides make you look like a dumb ass. :2 cents:

How did this guy not repeat as Asshat of the Year? Oh, that's right, there's a bigger asshat in town. Kinda hard to fathom.

I think Peruvians skin them before they cook them. I had a Peruvian neighbor who would get a new cat every 6 months or so, and the old one was never seen again. I later found out that cat is a delicacy in Peru. :eek:

Fuck that! Why would I want to live another 30 years? I'm hoping I'm done before I turn 40.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Are you a fan of Vegemite?

What's your favorite ride at Disneyland? I think I've already asked you this, but I'm too lazy to look through the thread and find out. ;)

I haven't had cow heart in ages. I always liked it. It's got a very unique flavor for beef. :yummie: There's this Brazilian steakhouse on the peninsula, Cleo's, where they bring out roasted chicken hearts and livers on skewers. Fucking awesome! :thumbsup: I actually had deep fried sushi in...

:flaccid: :laugh:

... Well, are you? You can't say it's mine, either.

:*****: That hardly counts as weird. Now, if you tell me you had antelope liver, that's a different story. How was it prepared? My favorites are breaded and cooked with onions. :yummie:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Have you ever had chicken feet?

Yeah, I guess you've got a point there.

Hawt... At the trailer park!!! :facepalm:

That's the point, man! :thumbsup:

Kissmeyer Two Front Teeth. It's some Danish pomegranate dark Belgian-style ale. It tastes like **** (I LOATHE sour ****, and I didn't read that it was Belgian-style when I bought it), but it's 7.5%, and it's given me quite a nice buzz. I don't think I'll be driving tonight. ;)

I can top this scenario. I dated a girl that freaked me out the first time she took off her bra and revealed a pair of perfectly puffy and hairy nipples. :eek:

How about a nice cheetah pattern? :D

What about ***** play? How come that's not on the list? Granny porn, anyone? I didn't think so. :eeew:

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx ****: malty or hoppy?

Cheesecake or carrot cake?

Get a life, man.

Sure, I'll be over after lunch. I'll bring whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

You should follow your own advice. :fight:

I prefer trimmed. I've gone down on girls who didn't ***** before, and it felt like I was making out with Billy Gibbons. :eeew:

Is it?!? Sonofabitch, I could've sworn she said Saturday! I'll have to readjust my calendar.

It definitely wasn't. To prepare tongue, you have to peel it first. That means that before cooking it you have to remove the tough outer skin. The muscle itself, if cooked properly, is actually quite soft. I take it that's a pastime at the office? Got any pictures of boldy engaging in this...

If airplane is to tomato like antelope is to island, then what is telescope?

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Are you sick of all the stupid questions yet?

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?