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She should stab his ass with that thing she's holding.. :rofl2:

Her tits looks bigger than both of our heads..

Fear the elephant...

Got wood?

At least it's not her grandma..:1orglaugh

Run her ass over with the bike, that would be revenge.. :rofl2:

Alisa would show her how.. :tongue:

Our tax dollars hard at work..

The redneck way http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/191065/555990.jpg The 25 cents way. http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/effective-birth-control.jpg And for all of you mean bastards.. http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/falcon-punch.jpg

Me too! I've been waiting for this. :tongue:

I thought L3ggy looked ill.. Awwwww So I desided to help him out.. I'm going to put on a cute nurse's uniform ;) Then check his breathing, his heart, ect.. After that then if I don't know what is wrong with him, I'm going to anal probe him..er..hrmm...ugh I mean take his temp. :rofl2:

Ronald can kick Jared's ass..

:sing: she put the cream in my coffee,first thing in the morning, spread that butter on my biscuit, honeydew my melon, put berries on bananas, I need a second helping, that's why im Up For Breakfast so early in the morning.:sing:

I'd hit it too.. With a dump truck.. :elaugh:

I was thinking he needs to trim is nails..

You don't wanna be fisted?? :tongue:

Courtney Love 25 years ago?? :dunno:

Damn weather balloons, I can't tell them apart anymore...

I'm an artist.. Assume the position.. :tongue:

Ok I'll say it first.. Fuck winter..

Nah, it was Dick Cheney nude.. :1orglaugh

I'm too ***** to understand this one..

I don't know if I should be scared or turned on by that first pic..

Yup, pure respect.

DAMMIT DIRK!!! You promised you wouldn't show a pic of me and Alisa *****..

Nope it's Dirk lurking in Blueballs toilet..

Yes but doing it on an ant isn't quite the same.. :1orglaugh

:sing: Up All Night, ***** all day:sing:

Dirk, Seriously you need to stop advertising on Craigslist.. :rofl2:

For some reason I got the urge to play Journey Man 3.. :rofl:

That I can believe cause if you had said Mickey Rourke I would have commented on how young he is.. :1orglaugh

:elaugh: I told Dirk to spit in your coffee, well I guess he didn't hear me well enough.. :1orglaugh

No no that is a win.. Osama Bin Laden was driving *****..

I like it.

I was looking to see if she farted in the water..

Sexy..:wtf: I am I saying??

Like you wouldn't have.. :1orglaugh

Thanks for the add doll.

Hello.

He's kidding, they don't sell porn there.. That's all the need is some Bacon smelling, Cheese wielding, ***** asshole wondering where the hell the boobies are.. :1orglaugh

I would encourage her to pull the plug, Myspace sucks anyways.. :rofl2:

She looks looks like the type that can suck sand out of cement, or a golfball through a garden hose.. She'll suck it so hard that she will suck out all the meat and leave the skin.. :rofl:

No one has the heart to make you a God :rofl2:, but looked good stage diving! :thumbsup:

That's not Whimsy, that is Mr. Moose's stand in and stunt double, on the Captain Kangaroo Show! *ping pong balls fall*

Move over Robocop, this is Robobitch.. We made her stronger, faster, and she can bench press Stan, Feller, Dirk, L3ggy, Whimsy, Johnntstro, and Blueballs with one hand.. I don't wanna know what she can do with her free hand.. :rofl2:

He's too short to effectively stick his ass in the air for anyone to see it..

Ah the 25th festival of Moron Choir Boys is over and we missed it..

This dickhead was asked to use a condom, but he couldn't afford one and improvised, so Dirk took a pic of this prick..

Brakes?, We don't need no stinking brakes.. :1orglaugh

I'd hit it, with a Tank.. :rofl2: