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LOL!! Now that was good.

A simple reminder to use condoms or this can happen.. :1orglaugh

Yeah right.. :facepalm:

Yeah it was Dirk.. :1orglaugh

Always does when you hurt the girls.. :1orglaugh

This is why I try to be rude to you.. :1orglaugh

I hope Ozzy doesn't wear it. :rofl2:

Let's go do something that will **** them off. ;)

I told Dirk to get some sheet metal, but damn! I didn't mean off the plane.. :facepalm:

Hell yeah, you know that they have gotten more posh since they stopped serving all the pot smokers like Harold and Kumar.. :1orglaugh

That's where McDonalds gets their meat..

mmmmmm Clown boobies...

True but in this case the girl had already ran for daylight.. :1orglaugh

No no, get him a blow torch.. :1orglaugh

I wonder what she would do for a Klondike bar..

I bet you was lurking around as usual.. :1orglaugh

My mind is numb now..

Hi.. I've been busy working, and making jokes on the board.. lol

That's Dirk for you.. :1orglaugh

I'm still ***** after that party.. :1orglaugh

He won't mind, everyone likes Dirk.. :1orglaugh

Even better.

;):nanner::tongue:

I can shove a pineapple up there and he's happy.. :1orglaugh

I fee so special now.

I see.... Ok so when are you going to cook for me? :tongue:

*looks across the border* Oh wow, from here I bet I can launch him into Mr. Palin's ass.. :rofl2:

Ah yes, he was being finicky... You had to cook up the chicken yourself.. :rofl2:

OoOoOoOoOo That has to be sexy on you.. :tongue:

Good, cause we/I want to see your cameltoe..:tongue:

What is office dress code??

I don't know, but I shoved them up Blueballs ass.. :1orglaugh

*looks down at the ground* Ok.. :elaugh: Yo Dirk, ever been to Alaska?? :1orglaugh

I seen Fat Bastard, Austin Powers, Goldmember there a few years ago.. I seen Dirk there 20 mins ago.. :rofl2::1orglaugh

Ok now the 64000 dollar question and the guys will want to know as well.... So what are you wearing Alisa?? :tongue:

Don't be scared cause Blueballs rewired it to make whimy sick, but it backfired cause it's too slow.. :1orglaugh

When he says he wants a chick, he means chicken as in KFC or Popeyes.. :1orglaugh

Alisa, Dirk bought one already, but he uses it for a fan belt on his car.. :1orglaugh

Am I hired then?

Oh ****, they have Lurking Dirk dolls!! I bought you one Alisa, but I chose the poseable Stan and Feller dolls..

I bet him a quarter that he wouldn't do it, I lost a quarter.. :facepalm:

Yes we do, cause as you said your a *pussa!* so I used the correct spelling.. lol

*does the happy happy joy joy dance*

*smacks the watermelon with a Sledge-o-matic*

Feel better now?:tongue:

True, but he also have to have a few beers, ******* shots and Jagermeister.. :rofl:

That is a shop for guys with Erectile Dysfunction..:1orglaugh

Ok, then when you get there, I'll pop up with a cannon and shoot him over the border.. :1orglaugh