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    New creature out of the sea

    I so want to join them. :tongue:
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    Meester loves the dance scene

    She'll be lucky if Gramps need a *** after one dance..
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    everything explained...

    My butt hurts just from reading the sign..
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    What a slut she is!!! Wow!!!

    Shush, you might get Dirk all excited.. lol :rofl2:
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    Jealousy

    :1orglaugh I don't know what *mastunating* is, but hum a few bars and we'll all join in on the chorus.. lol
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    Truth

    Sounds like you sinus congestion.. lol and NO I don't want to cyber..:eek:
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    Wat a ole lotta luv

    I want what he is having..
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    Truth

    Yes I am too nice.. What would you do?? :elaugh:
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    Insert your caption for this picture(2)

    :rofl2:
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    available at Walmart!

    Neither, it's in it's own juices.. :eek:
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    VV: Spending Some Quality Time With 'The Missus'

    Sorry but I don't have what you seek.. But a tree makes for a great scratching post.. lol
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    Guess wat this girl is getting for XMAS ?

    Oh ok... I thought for a second you said Fred Astaire..
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    Saber - a new AXE product

    Get her one too, but that cuts out blowjobs... lol
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    Guess wat this girl is getting for XMAS ?

    Ok if that would fail there is Nepalm and Nukes left to try.. LMAO!
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    Saber - a new AXE product

    Next time bring a gas mask, or better yet goto another hotel..
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    VV: Spending Some Quality Time With 'The Missus'

    That's right, worship me! :tongue:;)
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    A very charming girl.

    Not sure at the moment..
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    Saber - a new AXE product

    That wasn't the AXE you smelled, those ******* just don't bathe... :eeew:
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    VV: Spending Some Quality Time With 'The Missus'

    I would have you screaming like a 10 year old girl.. :rofl:
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    Guess wat this girl is getting for XMAS ?

    If that doesn't work we can try electrocution and or M80s, for scientifical purposes.. lol
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    A very charming girl.

    :elaugh: Only the ones ******** something or the wierd ones. :rofl2:
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    Guess wat this girl is getting for XMAS ?

    With a chainsaw.. :1orglaugh
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    available at Walmart!

    Oh and look how Dirk loved it.. :rofl2:
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    Truth

    If it was me, and that was dirk.. I would pick up the bible and smack it over dirk's head..
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    Tough call.

    Sorry that you are feeling like their Great Grandpa, Grandpa, and *****.. lol Ok so no I'm not sorry.. lol :1orglaugh
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    Meanwhile in Brazil.....

    :throwup::throwup::throwup::throwup:
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    Niche porn.

    :throwup:
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    VV: Spending Some Quality Time With 'The Missus'

    Tear it off?? You're the one that asked me to borrow the tape.. :rolleyes:
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    Look Who's On The Menu!

    Nay. :1orglaugh
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    Meanwhile ... Somewhere South of the Border

    Jealous? lol
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    Saber - a new AXE product

    Ted Turner's wallet would be more interesting.. :rofl:
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    Twitter

    Could have had William Shatner follow you if you had TJ Hookers.. LOL!
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    have a fun:guess what it is ?

    :sing:Rubber Ducky your the one, Rubber Ducky, you make bath time lots of fun..:sing:
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    A very charming girl.

    k71U7ULH2u4 The kind of girl you want to take home to momma, eh maybe not.. lol
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    Car jump fail

    *watchs you* I knew you couldn't resist doing something stupid..:rofl:
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    The Definition of Disgusting....

    She got the whole block..
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    Meanwhile ... Somewhere South of the Border

    Obviously lonely guys like him.. :rofl2:
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    I Wish I Had 10 Dicks.....

    I wish I could have be there and cranked it to 11..
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    1st Annual FreeOnes ******* Party

    They didn't think of either of us.. :(
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    what do you see?

    I thought I seen the Green Lantern..
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    Elmo makes his order

    Me too!
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    Hot date.

    :sing: Pain, I like it rough, Pain, can't get enough, I rather feel Pain than nothing at all..:sing::1orglaugh
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    Car jump fail

    That must be a guy thing..
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    I'm sorry, what's for dinner?

    Fat Bastard would be in heaven..
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    You're welcome. It was really good.

    You're welcome. It was really good.
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    Cockeyed

    That would make her a double dickhead.. :dunno:
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    Bree Olson's Bad Acting

    Bree Ols................ Just kidding folks, it goes to Chuck Norris for his film *I just ****** everyone in this movie, part 2 : someone survived in the last one* :1orglaugh
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    Forget double penitration, I want a tripple

    Or *****, high and or both..
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    Saber - a new AXE product

    I call shenanigans. 2 hotties fighting over a guy going bald?? As if! If they are straight then there was cuter guys than him there.. Also think about it, if they had any bi tendencies they would have realised *hell with him, lets go somewhere else*.. Bottom line I want to know what is in his...
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    Guy Tries Long Distance

    Stan can do that one handed.
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