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Good band. Holiday is a good song. Didn't know they were Canadian, though.

Let's go, America! I always knew George III was Allah, and this proves it!

Congrats to all the winners. :thumbsup: Now, please don't leave... :(

What the hell is with all the routs tonight? Toronto beat Atlanta 9-3, Anaheim is leading Columbus 6-0 and Vancouver is leading Edmonton 6-1. Something tells me Toronto already has the parade planned.

No, those are the British. It's really easy to remember when you aren't *****. The British are dicks, Canadians are the pussies and Americans are assholes.

I can't wait until they edit Dracula and change "vampire" into "Person with health conditions brought on by exposure to sunlight."

I'd wrap it around my dick and masturbate with it, just to make sure they won't want it back.

Re: Outrage after Israeli soldiers **** wrong man in raid on suspected Hamas militant lol israel

Because if there were no nations, how would we be able to make fun of the French?

Re: Hitler mania: First postwar exhibition so popular it has been extended three wee Took them long enough. He's not really a historical figure that you can sweep under the carpet and pretend he never existed.

Re: Who made you cum today? Claire Dames :lovecoupl

Russia. It's like America, but its got that hint of authoritarian communism that I love.

It's certainly possible. There are more bottom feeders in the East than actual good teams, so the Raptors are a winning streak or two away from that eighth spot. Wouldn't expect anything out of them (or anyone else who "accomplishes" making that last playoff spot), but if they could play a...

Oh my god this is so anti-semetic it is making Hitler jealous.

I'd go to Chicago and be the second best mountie in the history of that city.

Life is pain and happiness is just the occasional shot of morphine. Everyone you have ever know is either dead, dying, or has thought about masturbating to your ******. Every birthday you have ever had is nothing but your friends and ****** celebrating the ever-shrinking distance between you...

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That photo of Gianna Michaels makes clicking on this thread worth it.

One doesn't have nipples, the other has cold, metallic nipples that probably shoot foul-smelling sparks. Like most women, I guess.

Russia comes back in the third period and beats Canada 5-3 for the gold medal in the World Juniors! Шай-бу! Шай-бу! Шай-бу!

Ah, fuck you, I was just about to post that.

Last time I heard, Roald was tied up in Petra's basement with a can of peaches.

I'm not sure what pornstar you resemble (you're really pretty), but damn, I want to get high and stare at your pants for three hours.

DeRozan is definitely one of our better players this season, and its pretty exciting to think about his potential a few years from now. The Raps should definitely be looking forward to a few years from now when guys like DeRozan, Davis and Bargnani hit their primes (assuming we keep them)...

Tampa is getting destroyed tonight, but Washington got destroyed by the Rangers last month too. Meanwhile, Atlanta has silently been competitive all season long. I wouldn't be surprised if the Thrashers are the team on top at the end of the season.

Damn, I wish I knew of him before he got famous. I would have paid him a hundred dollars to narrate a day of my life.

OH Doctor! :tongue: How the hell can someone score within seven seconds? I'm having a hard time picturing it.

Replace "Lakers" with Raptors and "Suns" with "Cavaliers" and you have my train of thought tonight. It will be a major embarassment if the Raps lose to Cleveland tonight.

Slightly less oxygen in the world. This shall not stand.

Yeah, maybe, but like I said I would take Pavelec over him at the moment. 2.14 GAA and .936% after his on-ice incident and on a comparable team in a (dare I say it) more competitive division. I never really had an true opinion on the whole Halak/Price debate (I like to go on TSN after the...

In my opinion, Carey Price should never be allowed near a All Star game until he goes back to the form he had when the Canadiens were first in the East a few years ago. He simply isn't good enough. I'd take Pavelec over Price anyday. I don't know, but I love it. :nanner:

I heard Israel has secret weapons of mass homosexuality that they have pointed at Iran. :dunno:

Raptors lose again. *sigh*

Oh my god Tampa just won the Stanley Cup! Praise Jesus, there is a god! Hockey in the south can work! Hallelujah! ... :) I *** (not really). Good game by the Lightning against a team that they usually suck against. Phoenix defeated Columbus. A much needed two points against another team...

Because there are two non-porn related things that people on FreeOnes love to bitch about; homosexuality and Israel. Now, if only we could combine the two into one super-thread...

The guy is texting like "lol." Jermaine is staring like "wtf?"

Of course not. Why would I shave off a sign of my manhood? If a woman doesn't like what she sees, well, that is what the gag and rope is for.

Well at least the hackers are nice about giving you a virus.

Hey dawg I heard you like porn so I put a porn in your democracy so you can wank while you vote for a wanker. *Suicide*

It's not like PirateKing has the standards to turn anyone down.

Shall I close the thread after me? :confused:

You have to be harsh with these kinds of people or they're just going to keep filling the board up with those dumb little things they call "opinions". :nono:

Maybe? :dunno: There's plenty of places to make fun of PirateKing.

Approximately $100 billion Zimbabwean dollars.

Just like your entire ******, whoever wins this contest is going to be really dissapointed in you.

It's so long... *Insert penis joke here*

What?!

Yes, this was solved very fast. :tongue:

They already made Cars, I can't imagine Planes would be much of a stretch for them...

Re: Indian heroine of Churchill's elite SOE spy network is to be recognised with a st Yes, just like the parts played by every non-Soviet, non-British, and non-American. :clap: