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  1. PlasmaTwa2

    If you had 3 wishes what would they be?

    1. A giant robot to go to work/fight the commies in. 2. I suppose a hot woman to go to work/fight the commies in. 3. That I could make people have explosive, ****** anal discharge with my mind.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    In the game I call it the Flatliner. So, yes. :)
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    Japanese AV Idols?

    Speaking of idols, it'd be nice if FreeOnes created a seperate category for them on the main site. Would make it easier to find some of them. :tongue:
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    I think I'm in love!

    Did this woman happen to be named Taylor Vixen, by any chance?
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    Can a Virus or Trojan make a Computer EXLPLODE?!

    If viruses could blow up computers, Anonymous would be the most powerful group in the world.
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    Question of the night, 80's teen high school comedy

    Yeah, I'd agree with the OP and say Just One of the Guys. I still ***** about Joyce Hyser.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Nabokov was never going to make it to Detroit and he knows it. He's just being a princess. You're not going to get signed to a contender this year, Nabby. Play the remainder of the season with the Isles and if you do good, then maybe you can get signed to a team that means something.
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    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    I always had a feeling you were the type of guy who is actually a molded penis that is made out of hard plastic and worn by people such as Jack Nicholson in The Departed, but this just proves it.
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    What are you into right now?

    Right now I'm into a nice pair of slacks. But no socks. I want people to think I'm hip and oppose stuff.
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    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    With a sledgehammer?
  11. PlasmaTwa2

    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    So, why exactly are there photos of Stephanie McMahon in this thread?
  12. PlasmaTwa2

    Germany has it's dangerous nutjobs, too

    That will probably be the comment of everyone who reads this, so I am just going to point to it and say "^ This."
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I can think of new moves... Say you have someone in the hold for a powerbomb, then you lift them up, but instead of dropping them back down on their backs you fall backwards and smash their face on the ground behind you. Spending a lot of time in the create-a-move feature in Smackdown Vs. Raw...
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    My girlfriend wants to fuck me in the ass

    I wonder if Al Gore ever dreamed that this kind of **** would be talked about on his internet.
  15. PlasmaTwa2

    Starting a new job.

    Obviously you have never been to a gay bar, looking at the sweetest ass you'll ever see in a dress standing at the bar looking away from you, only to find out it is a 32-year old insurance salesman named Thomas. :rolleyes:
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    Pornstars born in 1993

    Man, 1993? Fuck, I feel old and perverted now.
  17. PlasmaTwa2

    What game did you just beat? Was it satisfying ending for all you worked for?

    Last game I beat was Tetris. Was pretty cool actually, got a congratulatory message from Konstantin Chernenko.
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    Photoshop skills?

    I'm assuming you didn't ask for her permission to post those photos, did you? Thread closed.
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    I think I'm in love!

    McDonalds, huh? Here's a useful tip: You can use the grease-soaked wrapper of your double cheeseburger to lube her up nice and good. Saves money and is delicious. No need to thank me! Go get her, tiger! :hatsoff:
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    Two questions for yeh, mate: 1. Why oh why did you change your avatar? I mean, come on man...

    Two questions for yeh, mate: 1. Why oh why did you change your avatar? I mean, come on man! That's how people know who your are! IT's like, a FreeOnes institution! This entire place would have fallen apart years ago if it wasn't for your avatar! People would see it and say "it'll all be ok! M12...
  21. PlasmaTwa2

    What are you listening to right now?

    074XXmXPTik
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    Starting a new job.

    It's not exactly building an Iron Man suit and becoming a super hero, but congrats...
  23. PlasmaTwa2

    If you could have one superpower...

    My one weakness would be that I would have no idea what to do with my powers, so while I will pick up women at the bar by setting people on fire with my mind, I'll accidentally set them on fire and **** them when we go back to my place, leaving me to have lonely, sad superhero sex with a dead...
  24. PlasmaTwa2

    If you could have one superpower...

    The United Federation of Planets is pretty tits. Oh, but I am more of a Cardassian Union type of guy. Can't forget those Borg, either. You have given me a lot to think about.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    He's good in the ring when WWE lets him go out and wrestle. Just look at his matches against HHH and HBK at Wrestlemania and his match against Umaga a few years ago at the Rumble. I think his finisher being a ripoff is the whole point of it.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    This. Don't get me wrong, he is without a doubt one of the more skilled guys in WWE today. He's great on the mic and he has great in-ring skills (that he doesn't get to show off). But, neither of them are good enough for him to be shoved down our throats like he is.
  27. PlasmaTwa2

    ACO Request - Sent a few days ago?

    It should not take much more than a few days. The FreeOnes team is usually very busy and there is obviously a time difference between the US and the Netherlands. I assure you they'll get around to it soon.
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    Average man can impregnate 33,000 Women

    The average man can impregnate 33,000 women. The average FreeOnes user has sex with 3.2 women.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    I know who he is. And no, he isn't. Just because you call him a goalie doesn't make him one. :nono:
  30. PlasmaTwa2

    What is your death worth?

    According to the insurance company, about three hundred dollars.
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    NHL '10/'11 Thread.

    Smith is not a goalie. :nono:
  32. PlasmaTwa2

    Suicide Bomber Blows Himself and some 200 Iraqi Police Recruits to Hell, Jan 18, 2011

    Re: Suicide Bomber Blows Himself and some 200 Iraqi Police Recruits to Hell, Jan 18, Fiery explosion - 1 Fleshy meatbags with a weakness to fire and shrapnel - 0 ...Yeah....
  33. PlasmaTwa2

    jan 20th is my birthday

    Smoke crack?
  34. PlasmaTwa2

    Jazmine Cashmere or Jazmin Chaudrhy? Kashmir vs Bangladesh, around India and Pakistan

    Re: Jazmine Cashmere or Jazmin Chaudrhy? Kashmir vs Bangladesh, around India and Paki Both? :dunno: The one on the left? :dunno: Rodney Dangerfield? :dunno:
  35. PlasmaTwa2

    Young Girl Singing Nat. Anthem When Mic Goes Out and Crowd Finishes

    That's great, but hey, this was way more classier: 7TxpxFqAV4I
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    NFL to charge people $200 to stand outside Super Bowl stadium

    So do I, and I'm not even American. FUCK YEAH!
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    Young Girl Singing Nat. Anthem When Mic Goes Out and Crowd Finishes

    That woman who laughs is a Communist.
  38. PlasmaTwa2

    Bilingual USA?

    Your ****** hates you and feels good around my dick. :nono: Awe yeah, ten months later mofo.
  39. PlasmaTwa2

    Should the U.S. healthcare bill be repealed?

    Oh no you didant. :nono:
  40. PlasmaTwa2

    Should the U.S. healthcare bill be repealed?

    I don't care either way, all I know is right above you there is a nation of 35 million healthy people laughing at you. :thumbsup:
  41. PlasmaTwa2

    Physician: McDonald's McNuggets Only 50% Real Chicken

    50% real chicken 50% delicious
  42. PlasmaTwa2

    And so it begins...

    Tomorrow it is going to be -41. Fuck all of you with a rusty hammer.
  43. PlasmaTwa2

    ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Deadline is Jan 24th!★

    Re: ★2011 Moderator Search! Ever ***** of being a mod? Look inside!★ How do you know Greg was the one who moved it? ;) That was a very intelligent post, Subadupafly... But I feel you do not have enough respect for our power. :ban2:
  44. PlasmaTwa2

    L.A. Noire

    I don't know much about this game, but I'm definitely going to check it out.
  45. PlasmaTwa2

    Dors Feline

    I think any Dors is a perfect Dors. :yesyes:
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