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  1. PlasmaTwa2

    How to Get From China to Taiwan

    I swear you turn onto the same road in China ten times on your way. Goddamn Chinese roads are complexes.
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    Personal Problem. Problem about my fetish and the things it lead(bein gay obsessions)

    Re: Personal Problem. Problem about my fetish and the things it lead(bein gay obsessi So... You weren't turned on by a gay experience and now you are afraid that you are gay? Am I going too fast here? Here is a tip: from the sounds of it, you masturbate way too damn often. Take a break and...
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    >>> Erotic Stories Wanted!!! First 10 earn 100 points!

    Why do I feel the sentire section will be TOC's plagarised gay fantasies?
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    Taylor Stevens....

    Re: PRAY for TAY ~ Taylor Stevens You don't have to apologize. Cancer fucking blows, I think everyone knows that. I was just commenting on it because I thought it was funny. :dunno:
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    So the girl won't date me but I'm not sure why

    Right there. Masculinity and personal hygiene are very important when you are trying to get a woman to like you. The only women you will get if you are covered in **** and ***** are East Germans.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    You said they got him for three dollars and seventy-five cents. Why did you have to try and be funny about this? What if Thunderbolt read that and thought that was actually what they were paying him? He would have a goddamn heart ******! Show some consideration to other members of the board for...
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    So the girl won't date me but I'm not sure why

    It's because no one likes you, which also happens to be the reason why no one on FreeOnes really cares about these threads anymore.
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    Taylor Stevens....

    Re: PRAY for TAY ~ Taylor Stevens ^ I'm sorry to ruin the mood, but goddamn you say fuck too many times in that post.
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    Dear STDiva, Thanks for ruining a good thing. Sincerely, PlasmaTwa2 PS: :facepalm:
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    Childish things you do/like that you'll never give up

    Masturbating? :dunno:
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    The Greatest Songwriter of Our Generation Has Returned

    This isn't so much a music bashing thread as it is a responding negatively to alexpnz's overstatement thread. :2 cents:
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    What can I say? Stevie Y put the *** in his place. :tongue:
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    NHL '11/'12 Thread

    You can step away from that ledge now Mauser. Stamkos has signed a four-year, $3.75 million contract with the Lightning. http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=372049
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    Knock it off guys. Seriously. :facepalm:
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    Friends with Benefits. WTF didn't we just see this movie 6 months ago?

    The title of this thread implies that people actually saw that Kutcher/Portman movie when it came out... :dunno:
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    Do you cheat?

    But if I do that Spexy will rip me apart in a post that everyone will be able to read. You see the predicament I am in, don't you?
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    What Was The Best Live Show You Ever Saw?

    Rammstein. First North American tour in a decade and they blew every person in that arena out of the water (and in one unfortunate case, they rocked so hard a fan caught on fire). GSB can totally back me up on this one. They were badass. :yesyes: Guns N Roses last year was also really good...
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    Do you cheat?

    No. I actually have morals. I also don't have a girlfriend... but that's because all women want nowadays are the types of guys without morals who treat them like crap and cheat on them when they aren't around. ...Gee, morals suck. :(
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    Double Standard for Women's (Sports) Teams

    No one. Anyone who tells you the reason they watched the final was because of the game and not Hope Solo is a liar.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Aren't they in Green Bay? Don't be pulling a R-Truth.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    The doofus is back!!! I was really expecting him to come down and say he managed to sign CM Punk to a new contract. After all, he got Sin Cara...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    LoL Vince said WWF Championship. And this has been a massive letdown tonight. They postpone the final to next week? WWE probably got a large spike in viewers due to the acclaim last night's PPV got, and this is how they intend to get them to keep turning in next week?
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Did WWE use up all their unpredictability last night? As soon as the Miz won you knew that Mysterio would win this match. How boring. You have a tournament with eight wrestlers and only two of them are main eventers. One is heel and one is face. Who do you think is going to make it to the...
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    WWE is doing a really poor job of building this tournament up. It is pretty obvious that there is going to be a swerve at the end of the show tonight and that the winner of the final isn't going to be champion tomorrow. Does anyone remember back in 2004 when they had the US title tournament with...
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    Double Standard for Women's (Sports) Teams

    No, they were outplayed. That's what ******* is. Really, the bottom line is that if you allow your opponent to come back like your girls let Japan, you do not deserve to win. You could tell throughout the game that Japan was playing with a lot more heart and passion than the Americans were. I...
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    Double Standard for Women's (Sports) Teams

    They don't want us to hold the punches? Fine. Ladies, you fucking blew it. Big time. Japan outplayed you, period. But at least you still did better than my girls. Goddamn Canada. Sixth in the world my ass.
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    The Greatest Songwriter of Our Generation Has Returned

    For a second I thought this was going to be a story about scientists finding a way to bring John Lennon back from the dead. Then I realized that was stupid. Then I found out that the songwriter in question was the dude from Oasis. And then I realized that this is stupid, too.
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    Do you think we should have a day set aside for remembering the Holodomor?

    I like this idea. Let's just have one day of the year where we feel bad about **** that we didn't do. :yesyes:
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    >>>Glass Mannequin Guess the Boobsize Winners!!

    Congrats to the winners.... You boob-loving bastards. I would have totally won... if I had entered. Oh ho ho! Iz funny because we were all castrated by Regina when we took this job! Oh ho ho!
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    *********** you would like to fight

    Who would I like to fight? Let's just say that when I'm finished, MTV is going to have to rename the show to Teen Abortion.
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    The Disappearing Recovery

    Are you one of those rapping performers I have heard so much about?
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    Maxed out at 1k babes

    Perhaps FreeOnes should rename the "Favourite Babes" section. Something about having 1000 of them makes no sense...
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    Actually, if I did that Dirk would probably apply... so, you know... You'd move up in the standings... ...just sayin'...
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    The best way to balance the rep system out will be to give all the moderators five rep points. ...Seriously, please? I'm so sick of having zero. :(
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    I Will Now Follow Womens Soccer Because of These Two Women!

    Ever notice that sports threads that BS Scott comments in always has to include a "USA is better than Canada" comment? :dunno: Which, you know... totally explains why you guys were eighth in the World Championship this year... *cough*
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    That's just weird.

    There's a knee in that photo?
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I read a rumour online that Sin Cara has been suspended for 30 days for ********* the Wellness Policy and that is why he was so quickly removed from the MitB match last night. Funny, I assumed it was because coordinating such a big match with a guy who can't speak English would be difficult.
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    I Will Now Follow Womens Soccer Because of These Two Women!

    When I was at the bar with a friend the US/France game was just starting. I saw that there was a chick on the team named Hope Solo and at that moment I was positive I had found my future wife.
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    kelly brook/riley steele in piranha

    When you've already seen the two of them tongue bung this really seems tame in comparison.
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    Reputation Problem - There is a Cap

    Can we finally reveal to lurkingdirk that there is a magical, amazing place where you cannot see the ceiling known as "outdoors" and it exists just past that weird, moveable piece of wall?
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    Casey Anthony "How Long?"

    Who gives a ****?
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    Anyone ever had a crush on.....

    ****** your friend, and then console her when she is at the funeral. Then ask her out and if she says no, well you ****** her too.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    I hope they don't just make some stupid excuse next week like "Cena had a rematch clause and therefore Punk has to come back to defend the title or WWE can legally take it from him." For the first time in what seems like forever, I have no idea what they are going to do next and I actually want...
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    How to turn Google Translate into Google Beatbox

    My favourite part about this is that the button actually says Beatbox. This is great.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Epic.
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    WWE Raw & Smackdown Weekly Thread

    Well, Christian won the title. They made him look like a bitch, but at least this shows they have a little more confidence in him as a top guy then they had when he lost it.
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    Kimber James

    Re: Kimber James - Shemale Babe A GG Cup? Is there anyone left who thinks she is still better than Bailey Jay at this point? :tongue:
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    NBA '11/'12 Thread

    I have never bought into the whole "what if he gets hurt?" argument when talking about players going to Europe. I don't believe the odds are high enough for any player (except for Greg Oden) to decide to sit out an entire year of basketball. A player could get injured doing a lot of things and I...
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    Worker falls feet first into sausage grinder..Dies 2 hours later

    Let me guess, he was only two days away from retirement as well?
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    Please welcome back our newest mod...

    Well I would tell you, but anyone who says they remember it wasn't actually there...
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