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You, sir, are good at what you do. :bowdown:

She purdy. :surprise:

But I have your baby in me Willem!

:wtf:

Where have I seen something like this before?

Wow, I guess his signature wasn't a lie after all.

You guys ever think that if nobody replied to his threads gloyster might decide to reevaluate his life? ...Or maybe commit suicide?

A hot California girl who is a hockey fan? Fuck man, he should have thought something was up the minute he met her.

Nothing important, really. Just a lot of gay Madagascar stuff.

I am really glad I wasn't the only person who though about posting a link to this song...

Ha. A bunch of poor hairy fat guys won?

Batman? :dunno:

I feel segregated. :******:

He played for the Expos... Seriously, who the fuck has ever heard of a team called the Yankees?

I thought this was going to be about Hollywood Undead.

A deal will be worked out. The Republicans are going to realize sooner or later that a possible financial crisis is not worth destroying Obama's chances in 2012... ...Or maybe they won't. They're kind of fucking retarded like that sometimes.

The dude has bigger thighs than she does. I call bullshit.

You disgust me, Dirk. I can't believe I let you cum inside me. :nono:

why?

I thought a group of homosexuals was called a parade, not a horde.

Sounds hot.

Forrest Gump is a rich rich rich rich man.

This reminds me of a doll that I found a few years ago when I was in British Columbia. I picked up one of those "Ghost Stories of..." books and one of the stories was about this old doll in a museum that would destroy people's cameras if they took photos of it. Well, I went and I took a photo of...

So what does this say about the current state of the world?

And thank you for the compliment! Anything for a pretty lady. :hatsoff:

Given the Hall of Fame ceremony tomorrow, I thought I would take this moment out of my sad, Blue Jay-fan existence to say that Roberto Alomar was fucking awesome.

It might be a good idea to let new people know how they can join the league as well... Who got last place last year anyway? :dunno: Edit: Ah, it was the rwill Denver Sooners.

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Chris Farley sucked.

It's a shame, even if it was expected sooner or later. Definitely had the gift musically.

I'm still on the fence about it. I really like how they pay tribute to the Air ***** with it; that's something that you don't see a lot of in professional sports logos. I think the colours - namely the shades on the jet and the maple leaf - make the thing appear too busy and too 90s (FACT: The...

I'm afraid to join in again this time. Last year fucking blew for me.

Who?

Oh for fuck's sake... Carmella Bing does NOT have HIV/AIDS! It was just a rumour! Thread closed.

I think it is pretty pathetic, to be honest. They MK-ed him too much. Two claws? No humourous fatalities? What the hell is this?

Take some meth, eat a Whopper, **** Mitt Romney... The usual.

The sad thing about this is that somewhere in the world a fat, balding 20 year old is sitting behind a computer screen and laughing at the people who replied to this.

A regular ***** would have gotten up and walked off the bus... ...though I suppose he wasn't a regular ***** was he?

Don't finish school. Roald and Petra live in the Netherlands where everything is backwards. They are out of touch with today's American youth. My advice: sell crack.

Isn't Paz ******** in Peace Walker... and, y'know... not real?

Re: Personal Problem. Problem about my fetish and the things it lead(bein gay obsessi Why am I getting thanked exactly?

A three bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Re: Who made you cum today? Victoria Lane

Hey, that was a typo. I can't help it if Scott believed me; I had to go along with it or he would have felt like a fool. :dunno:

A few weeks ago I had some guy come up to me and literally say "Sup my ******* can I get a what-what?" I have never come so close to comitting a **** crime in my life.

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So if she takes it out and takes a ****, is there a little tiny log that pushes its way through the hole and shoots all over the place? I imagine it looking like silly string...

I'm not reliable? You wound me, sir. :(

Question: Is it alright to use members of the board as characters? I've always wanted to do a hot and steamy scene between WTC7 and johnnystyro.

I'd vote for Angela White again because she has only gotten more gorgeous with time, but... It won't let me. :tongue: