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I come from a small city called Martensville north of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. We have a Subway.

I'd prefer to ride it without all the idiotic douchebags douchebagging the place up...

A woman wants to have sex with you. Take that as a clue and fuck her in the butt.

Hey, guess what? Big. Fucking. Deal.

That raft is a tramp and everyone knows it.

[Stupid Jets fan] Who cares?!?! GO JETS GO! Byfuglien will win the Norris Trophy 2012! GO JETS GO! Andrew Ladd for Prime Minister! GO JETS GO! GO JETS GO! GO JETS GO! GO JETS GO! For FIFTEEN YEARS I had NOTHING better to do with my life than sit in my ***'s basement and cry in my...

It's not trolling when you talk about the Leafs, just a statement of truth.

I'd die too if I was remembered as a player for the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Now here is a lady who has her priorities straight. :lovecoupl

Put something in my butt. It's not gay if a girl does it.

If you need someone to activate your account, try PMing Petra, or if you can't, e-mail her at petra@freeones.com

In less formal words: SNxCvDYpmxE

The funny part about all this is the two women in the original post have likely been dead from overdoses for a very long time.

Thank you for acknowledging the person I am on the inside. I'm glad you accept me for who I am.

She never ages. I love it.

Re: Busty ice dancer - Anna Semenovich Soviet architecture at its finest.

Hey. Shut up.

you wouldn't have been there. After all, *********** is not allowed on FreeOnes.

You don't have to cover for the guys, Petra. So they jizzed all over their computers during FreeOnes' last guy's night out/orgy. We've all done it.

My one that got away was a girl I knew in high school. I don't know how I managed it but we got really close in grade 11 & 12 but we never made it official. I was going to ask her out and she was my date to our graduation dance (we don't have proms) and a week before i find out she got a...

Apparently a week or so ago someone saw Belladonna at a mall here in Saskatoon. Upon hearing that my first thought was "Damn, how far has her career fallen?"

Nothing unites a country like ******* Germans...

FreeOnes isn't a dating site. But you can try BlueBalls. Thread closed.

This, essentially. I don't know why people are bitching about the prices of water at Best Buy when the only reason they are there in the first place is to loot a TV.

The bunny's name is Oolong... Look it up, people. :facepalm:

and here i thought i was being dumb.

Ala Passtel

Easy: you suck donkey nuts.

13/18

What do you expect? He's from Ontario.

I'm pretty sure this generation's racists are the racists.

Redundant statement is redundant.

Actually, it is not all. DOA has his own smiley. :doa82: :******:

Because I thought STDiva needed the moral boost more than you did...

:bunnycake: That is all.

Nyet! :ban:

At least you're doing better than lurkingdirk, L3gs. He hasn't even shown up and made a funny yet. :(

A disaster in Saskatchewan? Ha. Disasters have much better things to do.

You guys now the deal. Whip out your dicks, it's time to see who the board thinks is the biggest! 4AoOa-Fz2kw

Uncharted has got some really high production values, sure, but it doesn't succeed at anything it tried to do. As a shooter or a stealth game, it sucks compared to MGS4. As a exploration/parkour climbing game, it sucks compared to Infamous. Hell, the game did the linear hallway gameplay before...

Don't mind me folks...

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Terry Nova

She is a man.

FreeOnes ist keine dating site. Better stop this one before it begins.

Blueballs also lives in the UK. But he might be too hardcore for you.

Of course they don't make you gay Supa. You've been gay for a long time beforehand.

I'm playing Uncharted right now and holy fuck IT IS BORING! Run through a hallway, enter an open area, **** twenty bad guys, run through a hallway, enter an open area, **** twenty bad guys, run through a hallway, enter an open area, **** twenty bad guys, run through a hallway, enter an open...

Whoa look at that crazy electrical outlet! ...Oh, and tits.

Wait, we could have photoshopped stuff into ours? Motherfu--