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I'll tell you when I find one. Which at this rate will be never.

3 is Holly Halston

Someone finally voted for Bush!!!!!!...?

Isn't a knicker a basketball player from New York?

I would very much like a #1, and if you could add a supersized combo that'd be great... Ya be one blind sunuvvabetch.

Canada's immigration policy: Come on in! Hell, even if you try to enter our country illegally and you get caught, you're free to go anyway! (Not sensible at all)

I've got to work too. Balls.

It took me a few seconds to realize just what I was looking at. Then I was horrified...

Word of the week.

This question is much easier to answer and the posts are a lot funner to read because there are less "Bush/Obama cause he is retarded" comments. It's Clinton, by the way.

I'm really tempted to ask Petra for permission to turn the voting in this poll public so we can see who the idiots who voted for Obama are.

Capitalism is the worst religion in history. Followed closely by those Mormon guys.

Frankly I think it is no coincidence that three of the top five happiest states all border Canada. Of course Minnesotans are happy; a few hours drive north and they can be in Minnesota the country.

It's New York. It always looks like ****.

Re: Arab Springs cool story bro

When I invent a time machine I am taking a copy of this thread back in time as a reference note for when I start a travelling abortion clinic.

I think the much more compelling conversation would be who was the best in the past 50 years...

I guess Minnesotans must be masochists then because 3/4ths of your pro teams suck dick. :tongue:

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Hey skank. You know how the pyramids cock-block Egyptians dontcha? Dontcha? With fifty Hebrew winch blocks. Whatcha gonna winch? Do you want to stand around winching or do you want to winch that dong? Wingo! I'm helping him winch a cock; there might be a tornader tonight. .niw I

I guess I could understand Hawaii and Alaska, but what the hell do North Dakotans have to feel happy about? How'd that flood treat you down there, chaps?

I took a really big **** and ****** out once. Must have burned at least 500 calories.

Hot, sweet, salty nipples. Not this **** again.

I've always wanted to make an ******** cartoon character suck an ******** cartoon penis. And now that I can I find life simply unfulfilling. Goodbye, cruel and empty world.

Le mommy is teh hotterst.

“And during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk, right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand." Look into my eyes, what do you see? The Cult of Personality. I know your anger, I know your dreams, I’ve been everything you want to be. I’m the Cult of...

9.84. I remember when I was happy about getting it over one per day. I remember when Dawn was active and had, like... eighty posts a day or something. Insane.

I'm still waiting to be sued for downloading the Sims 3.

If it makes you feel any better, I have it on good information that he is lying about being a bigman.

For those interested, I found a video on YouTube from the same people that wrote the article in whimsy's original post that accurately shows what a possible event with Elenin would look like. uaB6QWgFim4

What do I care? If an earthquake or tsunami can reach me all the way in the middle of Canada I'll gladly let it **** me. I won't even be angry.

Is this another Limp Bizkit bashing thread?

Even without the breasts she's still a beautiful woman...

Fucking soccer fans... Oh wait.

"Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up..." "Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!"

They're name doesn't have any capitals. Sorry but I don't think you have a case. Plus their logo is hotter than ours.

Everyone in this thread should not be allowed to vote. Except for Trident. He should run for president and give Rick Perry a run for his money. /thread

He can't win don't jizz yourself.

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Good for him?

Start the war and hide behind the Indians. It's the American way. :thumbsup:

Both winners' names start with the letter G? I smell a conspiracy!

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Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. If Hitler was feminine he would have won the war. Bitches be crazy.

Re: NHL star, 27, found dead at home after taking leave to deal with 'personal matter Hey I'm just saying; if I was the agent of a depressed hockey player the last think I would want to do is call him up and say "Hey bro! Got you an offer from Winnipeg!"

Again, lurkingdirk?

"But Uncle, I don't have a hole there!" "Not yet..."

Gays = retarded Just like the rest of us. Hurray equality!

I think she retired a few years ago after not getting love from STDiva.