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"Tommy Gunn is my role model and my own cock draws inspiration and comparison from him." I'm a little worried that you are talking about your cock in the third person. Apparently it has its own "inspiratons."

Judging by the picture she looks like a nice lady linking arms with an invisible woman with one leg.

Sure I do, but the arch diocese has got real funny this last few years and I'm only a couple of years off retirement

When I was young I was very poor on account of my mum and *** being poor on my behalf and being quite good at it. On occasion mum would come home from a discount store with big boxes of chocolate cookies that were misshapen. We were thrilled to get them and they tasted just as good as the...

My mate had ford ****** for years. He bought it on the cheap due to the imminent threat of clutch problems but it was fine. He used to let the dogs sit in the back without toweling them off even when they had been in the pond. He must have done that fourteen times.

Well, it could be that there are a **** load more porn "stars" these days. Although in my book you need a little bit more than a web cam and low self esteem to put star in your billing.

Some people over at RichardDawkins.net are getting quite excited about this - just don't call it a "missing link." Some of them can get a bit cross about that sort of thing. As an aside well done to this board for covering this subject. In the spirit of reciprocation I've just started anew...

Man there's a lot of rules on this thread, what about a bird with big charlies that was born elsewhere but grew up here? Do naturalized american tits count? What if a girl has one knocker slightly bigger than the other, and one of them is just perfect - can you vote the good tit only? Or is...

Is that like a glamorcon for the undertaking business?

Get yourself some small ********. One of two things will happen. You'll be shagged out from looking after them and so you'll crash like a baby or you'll be awake and able to do all the night feeds and your old lady will think you were made in heaven. Or go to a country where opiates are legal...

If I had the graphic artist skills I would write out a tidy little flow chart with nice boxes and arrows. There would be rectangular boxes with questions in them such as, "Do you think elected officials should uphold the constitution?" "Do you believe in the rule of law?" "If you execute...

His nose is shiny. Tats don't normally shine. Of course on this board there have been a number of tramp stamps that look like they have had furniture polish spilled on them. Maybe those tats might buff up.

Sheer genius. This thread is closed.

That's me busted. Not much of a joke I admit. It is funny though, that people who sign on for this nonsense tend to buy the whole bag. Crop circles, area 51, 9/11 sub plots and so on. The best take on the "secret" power of the Jewish people I read was the story of the Jew living in Germany...

Whoops! I meant to say six not five.

I hope this thread never goes away. It serves as a constant reminder of what we are up against. I have no idea why people will suspend so many critical faculties to arrive at such bizarre ends. Without this kind of reminder you can fall into the trap of thinking that there are chunks of our...

All I want to know is, why is there a conspiracy? What was the massive benefit of staging this escapade? Who were the losers? Who were the winners? If you can't answer this question then the whole thing collapses in on itself. The former soviets have not released any documents along the...

To be honest I didn't notice that there was a prohibition on smokes. There is a ban on smoking in bars but that is hardly the same thing. It has proved to be a popular decision.

What, prey tell, would be the motivation for any of those involved in this conspiracy to remain silent up until now? There must be some amazingly important reason to have kept a top secret lid on this. When you think of all those NASA employees, that is an awful lot of people to have in on a...

An idiot parent sends *** to idiot school, where they then enforce an idiot rule. Why are they complaining? Just for the record I think parents should have to pass competency exams in the areas they wish to teach to the necessary grade level. There is no doubt about it I would really struggle...

Time for Lana to retire

yes but only on one boob and not the other.

It is true that in the last election there was a lot of negative coverage of Sarah Palin. A good chunk of this was engendered by her woeful performance. In all her time on the hustings she never gave an open press conference. (Hmmm. Why do you think that was?) Personally, I think it was...

Yes. I'm English and they are always American. I live in America and have for a long time. It is hardly an impossible divide to overcome. Although the opposite often applies; I meet Americans who think they understand the English better than they do in actuality because they are so familiar...

I'm no fan of the cartoonish end of cable news. It has been oft reported that John Stewart often provides deeper analysis under the guise of satire, mostly because it is true. Over at Fox it has been interesting to see Shep Smith stand up for the constitution (like a true conservative) in...