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  1. Mrs Jolly

    2 Men (Separate Incidents) Cleared of Assaulting Cops - Cops Actually Assaulted THEM

    Re: 2 Men (Separate Incidents) Cleared of Assaulting Cops - Cops Actually Assaulted T We are all aware of the difficulties of the job and the ratio of asshole cops to cops in general. The public at large would be quite forgiving of these shortcomings if the police could be bothered to treat...
  2. Mrs Jolly

    Why all the bald guys ? :P

    A bald man is a sad man. A bald vain man is a hairless Greek tragedy. Spike Milligan
  3. Mrs Jolly

    Nudes A Poppin

    Looks like a MTV spring break for the guns and ammo crowd.
  4. Mrs Jolly

    BURN NOTICE Fans? Any spy nerds?

    It's alright a flash of thigh, a fight and a cartoon baddy every week. If the baseball team are losing on the other channel you could do a lot worse.
  5. Mrs Jolly

    ****** Worship

    Really, I'd like to see some evidence of that. I can't see how it would work.................................every Sunday from the age of 4 to 18 I was ****** to lie in on Sunday morning, wanting nothing more than to sneak out to early mass and have an illicit confession...
  6. Mrs Jolly

    I just want people opinions on anal sex.Do you think its overrated

    Not as good as the real thing
  7. Mrs Jolly

    Mmm, Fried *****!

    Whatever you do don't you tube it. It was nowhere near as funny as when I was a ***.
  8. Mrs Jolly

    Ask a British Person.......

    I know she is getting on a bit now, but once upon a time I walked from one end of Newnham College to the other following Germaine Greer in a very short skirt. She certainly had a set of pins on her.
  9. Mrs Jolly

    Ask a British Person.......

    Germaine Greer used to say its one up yer cunt and one up yer bum. Other ideas" it is pulling open a vagina, see the charming phrase "Cunt Hooks."
  10. Mrs Jolly

    How do you usually celebrate your birthday?

    Drinks, *****, loose women - not actual women, the TV show - and angry masturbation sessions where I cry infront of a mirror whilst cutting myself and dripping the ***** over pictures of Jeremy Irons, then pressing my face onto the picture and I cry some more. Then I attempt suicide. Actually...
  11. Mrs Jolly

    How do you usually celebrate your birthday?

    Drinks, *****, loose women - not actual women, the TV show - and angry masturbation sessions where I cry infront of a mirror whilst cutting myself and dripping the ***** over pictures of Jeremy Irons, then pressing my face onto the picture and I cry some more. Then I attempt suicide. Unless...
  12. Mrs Jolly

    How do you usually celebrate your birthday?

    Drinks, *****, loose women - not actual women, the TV show - and angry masturbation sessions where I cry infront of a mirror whilst cutting myself and dripping the ***** over pictures of Jeremy Irons, then pressing my face onto the picture and I cry some more. Then I attempt suicide. Blue...
  13. Mrs Jolly

    Crap! Another new guy!

    By your own admission the first thing you did was crap on the forum. Are you one of those "***" people?
  14. Mrs Jolly

    Who is Hotter? Charmane Star or Mika Tan?

    As a doctor I can settle this Charmane 98.612 and Mika Tan 98.54. This useless thread is now closed.
  15. Mrs Jolly

    First pornstar you ever came to?

    Unless you are compiling the Oxford Dictionary of Wanks, I don't get the point of this thread. Don't tell me there is an Oxford dictionary of Wanks. I better tell Beryl Doyle that she can expect a mention in the non-pornstar volume.
  16. Mrs Jolly

    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    My friend works for a steakhouse chain that rhymes with Nortons and he was at the Mexico City one for three months and he said that all the locals shagged nothing else. I asked him what they had against bookish jewesses with saggy asses and he didn't have a fucking clue. Anyone into bookish...
  17. Mrs Jolly

    pink hair

    I can't believe this! I own a company that makes pink hair dye and three hair salons that only dye hair pink and I love to jack off on My Little Pony's. You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this thread. Apart from that no.
  18. Mrs Jolly

    How do you usually celebrate your birthday?

    Usually I wipe the jizz of your *** and tell her that she should charge more than $4 for anal. (A joke and I hop you take it in spirit.)
  19. Mrs Jolly

    Can tits be too big ?

    Well, in cartoons they can take on enormous proportions but they don't have varicose veins and rippling and odd angles like sea worn stones. In these instances I find them charming and (pardon the pun) titilating. However in the real world there is a certain comic hilarity in giant boobs that...
  20. Mrs Jolly

    "Economic Justice" is what ?

    I first came to the states in 1993 and worked for a couple of years in Detriot. I was in production management. The company I worked for had an unofficial policy of never hiring anyone who worked for the big three whenever practicable. Not easy in that town at that time. The reasoning behind...
  21. Mrs Jolly

    Are you getting angry when without no reason your penis get hard in public places?

    Re: Are you getting angry when without no reason your penis get hard in public places A couple of beers after work and the inevitable fight against falling ****** on the train on the way home. It virtually guaranteed that you would be **** proud getting up for your stop.
  22. Mrs Jolly

    Automatic or Manual transmission?

    semi automatics
  23. Mrs Jolly

    I Want To Be A Liberal

    I want to be a liberal because they care so much. They have a lock on all the fashionable emotions, like tolerance, diversity, equality and patriotism. I was enjoying it as sub par Colbert satire until this bit, which I'm guessing wouldn't even pass those comedic bullshit filters.
  24. Mrs Jolly

    What are we supposed to do with these fuckin monsters?

    fish - barrel - like - in - shooting - a Nobody is going to come on here and say I'm all for shagging *******. Diddle with a six year old and you die or get permanently removed from society: we are all agreed. BUT. ***** of minors takes many forms. Fr instance: in this nation you can marry...
  25. Mrs Jolly

    CIA Waterboarded Mohammed 183X in 1 Month, Zubaydah 83X in 1 month

    From the upcoming time magazine. The most successful interrogation of an al-Qaeda operative by U.S. officials required no ***** deprivation, no slapping or ‘walling’ and no waterboarding. All it took to soften up Abu Jandal, who had been closer to Osama bin Laden than any other terrorist ever...
  26. Mrs Jolly

    Interview Questions for Stormy Daniels

    chocolate or cheese? In a fight: lion or tiger?
  27. Mrs Jolly

    Ask a British Person.......

    I once heard a great quote about the British from Mike Myers of all people (who's parents are from Liverpool) "There's no one more patriotic that an Englishman who doesnt live in England anymore." I suppose there is some truth to that at least with the people who arent as knowledgable than...
  28. Mrs Jolly

    Do you think Carmella Bing has to join Freeones Board ?

    Only if she has something funny or interesting to say. Usually the models and such who come on here have a thread that trundles along the lines of, "here are some recent pictures of me pretending to be a nurse/errant student/woman who routinely orders pizzas with cocks sticking out of them."...
  29. Mrs Jolly

    What are we supposed to do with these fuckin monsters?

    Is this, "so called humane civillised society" a bad thing? I've kind of got used to it and to be honest I'd miss it, especially on the weekends when I just want to kick back and chill. Also what are the differences between a liberal human right and a non-liberal human right? Are they rights...
  30. Mrs Jolly

    Survey: Country in midst of centrist era

    Whoops forgot my real point. Independent and fickle are massively different things.
  31. Mrs Jolly

    Survey: Country in midst of centrist era

    I know where you are going with the 'entitlement' thing but generationally by some margin the net beneficiaries of goverment 'entitlements' are the wrinklies not the younger voters.
  32. Mrs Jolly

    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    for the details see Richard Dawkins online. There are about 30.000 eggheads there just waiting to be asked this kind of question.
  33. Mrs Jolly

    Ask a British Person.......

    Why do british people, when they get to the states think that american degrees are crap and that they are way too smart to do one. When I used to watch the football in the George and Dragon in Seattle I was forever getting an earful off some bricklayer or plumber telling me all yanks were...
  34. Mrs Jolly

    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    ladies, ladies, ladies it is all well and good having opinions after the fact. 3-0 to united I say, what say your crystal balls? Unless they Berbatov from the off, in that case 12-0 to Barca.
  35. Mrs Jolly

    "Mancow" Water Boarded

    Re: Have you ever ... ? (poorly judging McCain)
  36. Mrs Jolly

    Henry Rollins On Evolution...

    Amazing. How much evidence do you need for a theory for it to be accepted? Every single scientific discovery since the Scopes trial has bolstered the theory of evolution. Conversely during the same period there has not arisen a growing body of credible counter theories with supporting...
  37. Mrs Jolly

    John Nelson Darby, Dispensationalism, and the Rapture

    Freeones come for the porn stay for the dipensationionalism. I hope this thread stays alive and some of the pornstars get on here with their two cents worth. The thought of Nina Mercedez having a theological set to with Eva Angelina is just too precious.
  38. Mrs Jolly

    2008 - 2009 World Football Thread (EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga etc)

    Man U 3 Barca 0 You read it here first!
  39. Mrs Jolly

    "Mancow" Water Boarded

    Why is it that individuals these days are compelled to tell the world how they feel instead of what they think? It it vanity? Personally, (and I'll go out on a limb and say I'm not alone on this) I generally don't give a **** how you feel about your opinions even when I'm more than curious to...
  40. Mrs Jolly

    "Mancow" Water Boarded

    The waterboarding that Christopher Hitchens endured for Vanity Fair looks like the real deal. It is easily available on youtube as is his description of the event. Indeed he went through the procedure again without the cameras as he was shocked and embarrassed at how quickly he succumbed. I...
  41. Mrs Jolly

    "Mancow" Water Boarded

    http://www.observer.com/2009/style/83-waterboardings-abu-zubaydah The truth will out
  42. Mrs Jolly

    The Greatest Guitarist Of All Time

    These all time great lists will stay fairly static for a long time. The generations coming through are not listening to or making this type of guitar based music. I once read a biography by a long dead hero of mine and he talked of growing up in a world where jazz was all around him and them...
  43. Mrs Jolly

    Do you think Veronika Zemanova's body is perfect ?

    You can't see from this picture but she has six toes on her left foot. Not a lot of people know that.
  44. Mrs Jolly

    "Mancow" Water Boarded

    Anybody see the various you tube segments of former navy seal Jesse Ventura on the talk show curcuit this week? As part of his training he got waterboarded like that guy who founded Delta ***** he thinks the information it yieds is a crock. His money quote goes along the line of....give me a...
  45. Mrs Jolly

    Daphne Rosen - What's Up

    You got me there, how can you tell? Seriously.
  46. Mrs Jolly

    *** ***** ***, Gives Him CPR, ***** Him Again...

    I honestly can't ever remember reading a socialist tract where the destruction of the ****** was a stated goal. Could someone do me a favor and supply a text or a link to one of the seminal socialist texts where this goal is outlined and why it would be of a benefit to a socialist nation? (If...
  47. Mrs Jolly

    *** ***** ***, Gives Him CPR, ***** Him Again...

    "So why are there so many broken families out there today as compared to previous generations and why does society e.g. hollywood, media and education ridicule the ****** unit ? It wouldn't have anything to do with politics and the idea that "CHANGE" is well underway, would it ? :rolleyes:"...
  48. Mrs Jolly

    Westboro Baptist Church

    Not too many years ago an old friend of mine died from complications arising from his HIV status. A medical doctor by profession, you could not wish to meet a kinder gentler man. A local church let us use their hall a few weeks after his passing for a non religious "service" to celebrate his...
  49. Mrs Jolly

    CIA Waterboarded Mohammed 183X in 1 Month, Zubaydah 83X in 1 month

    The issue is not how an individual feels about terrorists. Neither is is relevant to which party those who drew up and implemented the procedures belong. What is in question is the fact that there were signed laws (and the US is a nation of laws) and these laws were broken in a very...
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