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Heaven knows my typing is awful but if ever there was a sentence you should get right - it was this one. You are correct in saying college does not equal smart (I have previously given you an excellent example -Gore Vidal) but there is an extremely strong possibility that Beck and Hannity do...

It's regrettable that she has took the leap into porn. From now on she is just an actorly challenged blonde with big charlie's. She used to be this wronged school marm with a mystique about her. Which is hotter? I ask you?

I do like to listen to the crazed callers - which is he whole point isn't it? I mean you can't be listening in to hear what the hosts have to say? They are on air for hours evey week, a regular listener should be able to fill in for these characters. I usually have C-SPAN on the TV and...

Really. Fighting a war on two fronts. Sitting atop an economy in freefall. Watching the death spasms of the auto industry. Trying to put together a coalition to begin to address the environment. Kicking off a necessary debate about the healthcare system. An ursine hairdryer with a...

There are whole libraries dedicated to the ups and downs of Ted ,just about everyone knows the faults and strengths of this man. If you knocked out his biography as a novel it would be dismissed as too far fetched, so it certainly was a life of incident. For those of you liked him and are...

Listen mate, sex is the least of your worries. Everything is going to change. Foreplay used to mean a bottle of ****, some intimate touching and the promise of a long nights loving. Foreplay will come to mean watching Thomas The Tank Engine while the little bastard falls ****** followed by...

No, the point was that Glenn Beck was cited by somebody on here as "in depth." To be taken seriously in any field your ideas will eventually make their way into respected journals. You don't need to be an academic. (see Gore Vidal etc) Academics will pick up on what you write and cite you as...

Apologies to Alan Coren................ Woz it not Alexandra Pipe what wrote a little learning is a dangerous thing. Now you were set a simple task of collecting one item of supporting evidence. This you have failed to do. That will get you an F. As in fail. A failure. There is no way...

I've ***** in that pub. She's not so bad after a couple of sherberts.

No problem unless of course I couldn't get a babysitter. I have to say that Gonzo was not my favourite muppet although my auntie Beryl bought me back a mug with him on it. Thinking it over a bit more, I guess I didn't have a favourite muppet. In fact they were all crap. And that stupid...

I get our drift, but I think you over egged this omlette (or omlet) Kissinger is one black hat short of Lord Vader as far as I am concerned.

Can't be arsed to read it through, if somebody is having a slow day at work or is taking five between wanks could they knock out an entertaining summary. Cheers.

Cheers my friend

much appreciated

Er no, he doesn't have "depth" on the subject he opines to millions of people about. Indeed he has not been educated beyond the high school level. In that respect he doesn't really have "depth" on any subject. (This would be an example of a very specific occurance not a generalization...

Obviously some people here are fans and good luck to 'em but I can never get past Billy Bragg's description of KISS, "Wrestlers with guitars."

Oh stop it. This dipshit hasn't even completed one course at college. He couldn't read a textbook to save his life.

If it is an up to date works Japanese bike you would have to supply a hells angel with their home address if you wanted to catch them, as a Harley would only ever overtake them under the following conditions, 1) Being pushed off a cliff 2) Being pushed off a ferry 3) er, that's it It's...

Probably this one. Quote lifted from today's Guardian (Column by the wonderful Martin Kelner) If you are looking for an example of true endurance, though, try the 11th sauna world championships at Heinola, Finland, featured on Transworld Sport, which continues to cover stories unaccountably...

I thought "evo" was short for evostick and was transported back to my early glue sniffing days back to when I still had a house, a marriage, a drivers licence, scab free skin and teeth. Oh evostick! So much to answer for!

It's all science basically, so I won't go into the details but the bad *** bits are absorbed by the silicone whatsits. As long as they are changed out during the scheduled porno star overhauls mandated by the business and carried out by licensed tit mechanics then there's no problem. Glad to...

I think this thread has been done before. It was an exciting one if I remember rightly. Something along the lines of, "Who likes nice in a cardigan?"

No fan of Madonna me but is it not true that she has given birth to at least one *****? Hats off her to getting rid of that baby weight. I don't think SS has had any ****. More than one woman of my passing acquaintance has pointed out that oftentimes you will never get your old body back...

I played my last game of rugby at age 40. Since then I do a lot more rowing machine and stationary bike than running. To me it is not the same, but I had to get with the idea that being fit and being healthy were not always the same thing. Low impact is the way to go. I did a fun run a few...

The relevant authorities have been noted. The serious crimes squad (subversive and counter tastes division) are watching you. On hot days your balls get sweaty and stick to the inside of your thigh. It is a drag but by placing one leg slightly out to one side you can alter the angle...

I am under the impression that medical lawsuits make up about 1.5% of the total. (Correct me if I am wrong.) I would think that it would make sense to address the problems in the 98.5% of the budget first.

Palin is going to pursue her true calling - fame, with it's notorious bridesmaid money. She needs to make hay while the sun shines ie while the Dems are in power. The two years of campaigning needed to mount a bid would eat into that money making time. Something she has neither the ability or...

I just finished reading, "The Wordy Shipmates." It is a book about the Massacheussetts Bay (I know I got the spelling wrong) pilgrims. The badge they came here under had a picture of a native american on it with the slogan, "Please come and help us," written underneath. The pilgrims really...

Sometimes I'm sure that I'm the only one paying attention. Here we finally have solid proof of mutant ***** space cocks impregnating our women to produce a legion of dramatically challenged slackers ready to wreak havoc on the lower echelons of the service industry in 18 years time and all some...

You're right. Her real name is Pandora Pissflaps. She has now gone back to her life of anonimity.

No doubt her old man was "researching' the ****** tree on his computer and was shocked to stumble across some salacious images with both the ****** name and a dildo attached. Then, when he and his wife found out how little their ******** was earning compared to the sums banded about in Jenna...

Distance: Zatopek. So far ahead of his time. 400m: Edwin C Moses - he went over 100 races without losing. Sprint: well Carl Lewis has a shadow over him from his early days with regards doping. Bolt certainly has the potential. Jesse Owens made the biggest splash in 1936 though and there...

I bow to no man in my dislike for the Monarchy but andrew did do his bit in the Falklands and deserves respect for that. As I recall some ships away from the front got hit (The Sheffield?) with the dreaded exocet missiles. I did see an interview with him once and in it he said that his lot in...

Who hasn't? Just don't use that anti cavity toothpaste at the same time or your ass will heal shut.

4/10 much ***********. I got Vivica Fox correct. Thing is I don't even know who she is. Would my life be better for knowing?

That Mess with the Zohan shite.

If you have more than one spot on your dick you might want to see a doctor. If the doctor is a woman and she is hot, you might want to shag her instead. Apparently women doctors with big tits and clipboards with nothing written on them are crazy for cock.

Oh that name takes me back. Has anybody got Ram-a-llama ding dong II. I've been trying to track down a copy for years.

Sadly I am unable to join the shitfaced community at present, as I am currently deployed as part of "Operation Man Boobs." The objective of which is to remove from my person the "Wonderbra Connundrum." Simply put, when the mission is completed strangers will no longer look at me and say, "I...

Are they the guys who wouldn't let the **** have fun in the movie "Footloose?"

Have you ever noticed that everyone elses hands are ten times bigger than yours? Get one of these big handed people to give you a wank.

Anthony Burgess was of the opinion that the English of Shakespeare's time would approximate to the modern Boston USA accent. Don't ask me how he worked that one out.

Re: Back Seat Driver You can't be ******** by that which does not exist.

It's Tom of Fatland

You haven't seen my inlaws round the table at thanksgiving. All I'm saying is that the zombies would have to wait till they were at least halfway through desert before even thinking of attacking. Even then if I threw cranberry sauce on the zombies they would probably tuck in for "seconds."

You had him pegged in the thread title. I'll get my coat.

Wouldn't being forcibly moved to Michigan ******* the "cruel and unusual" statute thingy?

Quite often when viewing a portrait or reading a biography I ask myself, "is this the man in full?" "Have they captured him in the round?" I'm like that when reviewing tits too. A picture won't cut it. I need to capture them in the round/ experience them in full. What if I gave them four...

I thought that all wanking techniques had a built in rule of thumb.