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  1. averageJoe

    Sex With Aliens, ***** ********* Fantasy...

    I have seen quite a few of these ***** fetish with various girls, one I remember is Natasha Nice. I just think it's weird.
  2. averageJoe

    Tokio Hotel or Jonas *******, wich is the worst rock band ?

    Both suck, as do all boy bands. But the JB's have gotten more publicity, so therefore I **** them more... BECAUSE I AM SICK OF SEEING AND HEARING THEM!
  3. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Blue Angel giving a hot footjob with here perfect feet.
  4. averageJoe

    Pattycake / Patty Cake

    What I woulds like to know is... are there really any UPDATES? Or has she been done for a long time and somebody has just been holding the "updates" and basically rehashing old stuff?
  5. averageJoe

    Cracking a Boner in Public

    Ah, the highschool days! I remember this slutty girl that sat diagonally across from me in 10th grade Biology, two seats up. She wore a tank top once with no bra underneath. She kept bending down showing her pretty left boob. I got such a hard on that stayed hard all period. Had to walk out...
  6. averageJoe

    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    I don't know about billions of years, maybe millions. But I wasn't there when it started! But the old Christian and Jewish belief of 12,000 years is just silly!
  7. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? AND LATER... Melissa Matters
  8. averageJoe

    Sunny Lane - Hi from Sunny

    OH MY GOD Sunny! You have me so turned on right now with the tongue vids. I can just imagine getting sucked off by you using that long tongue on my dick and balls! :bowdown: I have loved your body ever since I first saw you on "pants off dance off" Then I found out you were a porn starlet...
  9. averageJoe

    Greatest Rock Album - New and Improved with Poll!

    Iron Maiden- Number of the ***** And I can't believe Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin are on there... worst over rated bands of all time!
  10. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Odd you mentioned Bryci. I usually **** and loathe fake breasts, but she really turns me on! http://www.freeones.com/html/b_links/Bryci/ did it for me tonight too! :thumbsup:
  11. averageJoe

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I will add the WORST film I saw recently too: Terminator Salvation.
  12. averageJoe

    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    Nobody cares :dunno:... this is for people who DO like womens feet
  13. averageJoe

    Foot Fetish / Feet Fetish / Collection of sexy and beautiful feet

    This has to be one of my favorite threads here. Lots of great links. And for those of you who think it is disgusting, blah, blah, whatever... you have never tried it. Women get really turned on by rubbing, kissing, licking their feet and sucking their toes. They are erogenous zones.
  14. averageJoe

    The best rapper of alltime?

    Ice-T
  15. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Tanner Mayes
  16. averageJoe

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Gran Torino
  17. averageJoe

    Should I get a Xbox 360 or PS3?

    PS3 for many reasons. PlayStation network is free, Xbox makes you pay. Blu-ray player Better graphics Better controller Problem free. No retarded fanboys, we PlayStation fans KNOW what is really better. :tongue:
  18. averageJoe

    under babe biographies: why not add "years active"

    Is it a bad idea? Why?
  19. averageJoe

    CLEAN THIS AREA UP. Delete threads that are miscategorized please.

    Well, I see someone did it... GOOD WORK!
  20. averageJoe

    Have u ever Hit a Woman?

    No, and unless she is about to **** you with a weapon, there is no need to hit a woman.
  21. averageJoe

    Dumb porn statements (poses loads, etc)

    This topic is about dumb porn statements. Like Dr. Pecker, Natasha poses loads, Erica plays with black mamba, Suzy eats big sausage pizza, Keri likes the man meat... WTF? Why make idiotic statements? I think the dumbest is "gets wet in the shower/bathtub" NO ****! :tongue: What are some dumb...
  22. averageJoe

    have you ever had sex in a public place?

    In a car in various public parking lots, in truckbed, on a picnic table in the park, blowjobs while driving, footjob in a restaurant. Handjob, blowjob, fingered her in movie theater. Public sex is FUN!
  23. averageJoe

    Best girls????

    :glugglug:
  24. averageJoe

    Katie Perry Hot or Not?

    VERY HOT:eek:
  25. averageJoe

    Double Penetration?

    HELL NO! I don't want to rub dicks or slap balls with any man!
  26. averageJoe

    Greatest "ROCK" Album Ever

    Iron Maiden: Somewhere in Time
  27. averageJoe

    Southern Brooke vs. Kimmy

    I gotta vote for Kimmy because she actually shows something! I **** teases.
  28. averageJoe

    Silicone babes with nipples on the upper half of their tits?

    Silicone boobs look horrible. :spump:
  29. averageJoe

    NHL '09/'10 Season Thread

    This season is getting blocked out of my memory. Carolina Hurricanes have done awful. :dunno: I don't even watch the games anymore.
  30. averageJoe

    Tiger Woods Seriously Hurt In Car Accident!?

    This Saturday Night Live video pretty much sums up his "accident" to me! :D http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/
  31. averageJoe

    can you see this

    ...can you see this? Because you earned it!
  32. averageJoe

    Love Gisele or Natasha Nice

    Well, sounds like she admits they are fake. Doctor did a damn good job though. Look real to me. No scar lines, natural slight sag... perfect fakes, I usually **** fake boobs, but hers are beautiful! :thumbsup:
  33. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Karina Hart
  34. averageJoe

    cuts off own testicles in order to remain faithful to his wife!

    WTF?! It's called willpower dumb ass! EPIC FAIL! You win an award!!!
  35. averageJoe

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Star Trek was awesome!
  36. averageJoe

    Ho Ho Ho Christmas comes a little early

    WOW! You are beautiful.
  37. averageJoe

    Love Gisele or Natasha Nice

    Both are beautiful, but I have to say Natasha Nice all the way! She is just perfection.
  38. averageJoe

    Larry Flynt Sues Nephews!

    Larry Flynt is such a douchebag. Why can't he be cool like Hugh Hefner?
  39. averageJoe

    Should The Simpsons end?

    Hell NO! True, not all the shows are good, but after 20 years they still make me laugh.
  40. averageJoe

    Your most over-rated songs

    And if it weren't for Wayne's World, nobody would know that song. :dunno:
  41. averageJoe

    Television shows that never failed to make you laugh

    Married with ******** Malcolm in the Middle In Living Color Sanford and *** Seinfeld Modern ****** Two and a Half Men My Name is Earl Chapelle's show Chocolate News Bernie Mac Are you Being Served? Benny Hill
  42. averageJoe

    Micah Moore's new boobs

    BEFORE. New boobs look retarded.
  43. averageJoe

    Your most over-rated songs

    I have to agree Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is the most overrated song of all time. And it sounds like GARBAGE! Worst of all time... period. And I will throw in one band I **** and loathe who is way overrated: Led Zeppelin. Also Pink Floyd sucks, and the Doors. And KISS used to be cool, now...
  44. averageJoe

    Girls I have discovered today

    Malloy Martini...DAMN! Also Nina ******. Just wish she would show more. Something about that pink hair!
  45. averageJoe

    Tiger Woods and Joslyn James

    Did anyone watch Saturday Night Live this week? This skit making fun of Tiger was hilarious! http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/ (May have to watch a brief commercial first, but the video will come next)
  46. averageJoe

    Who has the WORST boobjob you have seen?

    All fake boobs look retarded. Especially when they have that disgusting scar underneath or around the areola. Natural breast are beautiful.
  47. averageJoe

    Which ***** do you prefer?

    Eggnog and Captain Morgan. Or Irish Car Bomb.
  48. averageJoe

    Who is your favorite Kick Ass Woman

    My favorite ass kicking actress is Summer Glau. She whooped a lot of ass in Firefly, Serenity, and Terminator: Sarah Conner chronicles. Plus she is so beautiful!
  49. averageJoe

    Favorite Schwarzenegger Action Film?

    The first Terminator.
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