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  1. averageJoe

    Obama Accepts Reid’s Apology

    I saw absolutely nothing "racist" about his words at all. Fuck Political Correctness.
  2. averageJoe

    Why does Metalocalypse kick so much ass?

    It's the dumbest cartoon ever made. All the newer Adult Swim shows suck now. Then again, so does Cartoon Network.
  3. averageJoe

    The Boobs Question - Why you like boobs, please share.

    Because they are FUN, as in FUNBAGS! I love to stare at them, rub them, squeeze them, kiss them, suck on them, slide my dick in between and fuck them...
  4. averageJoe

    Mark McGwire Comes "Clean"

    As much as athletes make, they should get random **** tests all the time. There was no doubt in my mind Maguire was using Steroids. The dude had Popeye forearms!
  5. averageJoe

    Palin's Ignorance Revealed During Campaign '08

    This isn't news to me. I could tell her ignorance from the start!
  6. averageJoe

    who is your favourite milf?

    My wife. :lovecoupl
  7. averageJoe

    Catholic Bishops push for ******* ***** Amnesty

    That is just what America needs. Give the Mexican's full citizenship without them doing a damn thing to deserve it! Most of them already refuse to learn English.
  8. averageJoe

    Who is hotter

    Jenna by a long shot. That whole 500 thing made Houston disgusting. At least Jenna had SOME class.
  9. averageJoe

    Better Boobs

    Gianna ftw!
  10. averageJoe

    Sabrina D From Met-Art: Real or Surgically Enhanced?

    You are an idiot... her breasts are perfect! And she has puffy nipples too... :lovecoupl
  11. averageJoe

    Sarah Palin signs on as a commentator with Fox News

    And I thought Fox news couldn't get any worse... I WAS WRONG!
  12. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Brooke Adams foot fetish stuff
  13. averageJoe

    Ashlynn Brooke vs Bree Olson

    Bree Olsen. Her breasts are all natural and don't have a nasty looking scar underneath.
  14. averageJoe

    Who is in your avatar?

    A supreme Dalek from the British Sci-Fi show Dr. Who.
  15. averageJoe

    do you shave?

    Yes. I shave my dick and ballsack. I do leave the hair patch above though. Just like a woman's shaved pussy, it gets WAY more sensitive! I love the feeling, and women like it too.
  16. averageJoe

    Who is your favorite ASIAN pornstar?

    Anna Ohura
  17. averageJoe

    Violet Doll / Very Violet / Violet Erotica / Viorotica

    Re: Very Violet / Violet Erotica Well, I don't know what the hell the fuss is about. I haven't noticed any change in you Violet. You would still turn me on if you gained 30 lbs! I really don't get the worry about a woman's weight. I think you are very beautiful from head to toe BTW...
  18. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Rebecca Linares yet again!
  19. averageJoe

    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    oh damn... forgot about Stacy Shey
  20. averageJoe

    Trailer For New A-Team Movie!

    Looks good! :cool: Now if they would make an AIRWOLF movie, with CGI and a big budget it could be awesome!!!
  21. averageJoe

    Each US Soldier in Afghanistan Costs $1 Million

    Wish I could get unemployment, got cut off after one month. Damn E.S.C. believed my former employers lies over my truth. NC laws suck. This is a "right to work" state, meaning you have the right to work as long as you bend over and take whatever your employer shoves up your ass! Employers can...
  22. averageJoe

    Need Some Help...

    I don't need to chill, the flamers do. All the other boards I frequent don't allow it. You are supposed to make the newcomers welcome, not scare them off! :dunno: I am done arguing my point here, it's useless.
  23. averageJoe

    Your discovery of the week - a rolling (I'd) hit (it) list

    My discovery of the week is Kimmy Teen and Kayla Louise.
  24. averageJoe

    Man begs for help as he turns into a tree

    He is not turning into a tree literally, he isn't wood! It is just hard growths, like extremely bad warts. That video is old. He has since been cured of the disease. It is Human Papalova (sp?) virus out of control. He was treated with Vitamin A in large doses. Here is a different video...
  25. averageJoe

    Which porn star would you like on a week vacation with you?

    I am guessing on this board "vacation" means who I would like to take somewhere romantic for a week of wild, passionate sex? So there can only be one for me, my favorite girl, Sarah Peachez in Europe, including some clothing optional beaches! I'd romance her good too, not just waste her time...
  26. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kimmy Teen
  27. averageJoe

    Brandi Belle - AKA: Alissa Belle, Alissa (ATK Galleria), Alyssa Belle, Brandi, Lana Lux (Karups)

    Re: Brandi Belle Her footjob videos are the best! She has such beautiful feet and knows how to use them! :bowdown: http://www.lick-it.net/porno-video-908/index.html http://www.brandibelle.com/t1/cfree=bangfree/shoots/jb2269.htm
  28. averageJoe

    Need Some Help...

  29. averageJoe

    Happy 75th Birthday...

    He was pretty much before my time as he died when I was five. But his music lives on and was awesome. And normally I **** impersonators, most of them suck. But I saw one (Cody Slaughter) last year in Sevierville, TN at a place called "the Tennessee Shindig" that could have been his identical...
  30. averageJoe

    Girls in socks

    Never have figured out the SOCKS fetish, I prefer for her to take them off so I can see her bare feet! :dunno:
  31. averageJoe

    What exactly makes a female ass "hot"???

    I love a great ass, but I am also turned on by boobies of all sizes, legs, and pretty feet. And I can't explain why, I just like them! :dunno:
  32. averageJoe

    Each US Soldier in Afghanistan Costs $1 Million

    Each US Soldier in Afghanistan Costs $1 Million... SO WHAT? At least I can convince myself the money is being spent well, unlike the government bailouts of GM, Chrysler, and banks! Those just made me :confused: and :mad: Especially being I am one of the many unemployed right now AND NOBODY...
  33. averageJoe

    ***** Up, If You Like **** In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse)...

    Re: ***** Up, If You Like **** In Your Mouth (It's Not What You Think - It's Worse).. God damned nasty ****** fuckers not washing their hands after going to use the bathroom! I really **** the self serve ***** dispensers now!
  34. averageJoe

    Need Some Help...

    HEY! Watch it!You and I have been getting along just fine until now. We actually agree n a lot of things, especially America and patriotism... but I can take a short trip to Camp LeJune and put my size 12 workboot up your ass... all while yelling OORAH! just for fun! :tongue:
  35. averageJoe

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    In Bed With Ashley has some very big natural breasts.
  36. averageJoe

    are you heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual ? (BE HONEST!)

    Yeah, and you're not the slightest bit gay either... :rolleyes:
  37. averageJoe

    Chocolate on Boobs???

    Chocolate sauce, whip cream, etc... HELL YEAH! It is such a turn on to lick it off. Plus it is a real turn on for her too. And chocolate covered pussy is delicious!
  38. averageJoe

    are you heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual ? (BE HONEST!)

    All these damn "lemon party" posts... I think half the people on this site are gay! :tongue:
  39. averageJoe

    Naked Rock Band ROCKS

    Naked TWISTER is a lot of fun too!
  40. averageJoe

    Best Natural Tits / Natural Breasts

    AMEN! :bowdown:
  41. averageJoe

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Nina ******
  42. averageJoe

    Nina ****** - Punk Grl (PunkGrl)

    WOW! She is so hot! Something about the pink hair turns me on. That and those perky breasts, long legs, and perfect feet! Now if she would just show her pussy...
  43. averageJoe

    what size of Boobs do you like the best

    why is there no "all of the above" option?
  44. averageJoe

    American Reputation

    Sure is a lot of **** going on in here. I got one thing to say... IF YOU TRULY **** AMERICA, YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE OPTION TO LEAVE!
  45. averageJoe

    U.S. Soldier Holds American Flag Protest Sign [Pic]

    With all the talk of location it looks like he is at home. You guys gotta remember, not all of your fellow soldiers think THIS war is right or want to be there. Just saying everyone has the right to freedom of speech, whether you or I agree with them or not. I certainly don't agree with...
  46. averageJoe

    Favourite Music/Most Hated Music

    Faves: Metal, Old School Rap, Rock ****: Country, Pop, most new rap
  47. averageJoe

    ***** feet

    Kelly Clarkson too http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1518/9528628lvd5.jpg
  48. averageJoe

    ***** feet

    Emma Watson has pretty feet: http://www.celebritysoles.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/95721_emma_watson_feet_01_122_1039lo.jpg http://lh5.ggpht.com/_oqs5j5nVCIA/SgObcpXXhjI/AAAAAAAAI-k/e-5T9_9RieQ/emma%20watson%20hottest%20pix.JPG...
  49. averageJoe

    Emma Watson

    She has such pretty feet and legs! http://www.celebritysoles.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/95721_emma_watson_feet_01_122_1039lo.jpg http://lh5.ggpht.com/_oqs5j5nVCIA/SgObcpXXhjI/AAAAAAAAI-k/e-5T9_9RieQ/emma%20watson%20hottest%20pix.JPG...
  50. averageJoe

    Favorite Sitcoms?

    DAMN! I totally forgot "Modern ******". I never miss an episode either! AND WHY IN THE HELL DID NBC CANCEL "MY NAME IS EARL"? It was hilarious!
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