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The Onion news network dealt with topic with wonderful sesitivity. Track it down it is brilliant

I wish I could find the bastard that has been attaching cars to the top of my head while I'm ********, cos this fucking bald spot looks fucking stupid.

I've been watching the Bengals since 1990 and have endured some truly woeful seasons. (I recall that I was at a freezing cold Rverfront stadium when we kicked a field goal to notch up our 3rd victory of the season on it's last day and they estimated that there were less than 3,000 people still...

I was told that................... the car carrying Archduke Franz Ferdinand when he was short, giving rise to the rush of events that heralded the start of the First World War had teh licence plat number 11 11 18 which was the date it ended on. I'm not going to swear on a bible about it but I...

I have known two people from hereabouts (Cincinnati) who were not climbers who have gone out to Mt Ranier (14-15,000 ft) and climbed it. One is a lady who is 5 foot 10 and about 125 pounds and was 41 at at the time. She can still push out a marathon in about 5 hours. To prepare she did the...

No idea. Would just like to point out that the mere fact that Cincinnati can make an appearance on the list is a major accomplishment. There has been some amazing coaching going on around here.

Is this where some people are getting their political opinions? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJkxBLgd5Hs&feature=player_embedded Fuck me fucking sideways.

Thats where we differ. I love 'em pale, I just don't like 'em to have feet.

No rugby?

This is what you are talking about. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrambling I lived in Seattle for years. This is my old mountaineering club. They go all the way from, novice/place to meet girls who don't smoke, to some of the best climbers in the world, ever. Tis unforunate you don't...

I was reminded recently that although the healthcare debate is often framed in terms of public (no competition = bad) and private (competition + market ****** + profit = good) the reality is that healthcare can only be provided by local providers. There are no import solutions. In effect, what...

Iowa. This thread is begging for a "Build it and they will come" gag.

Boy do I have the right book for you. Driving Like Crazy compiles O’Rourke’s automotive writings, spanning a career well spent at publications like Car and Driver, Automobile, National Lampoon and Rolling Stone, among others. It is only appropriate then, that Like Crazy bounces and jolts across...

Why not do what I did and get the words "Bell End" tatooed on your bell end in a foreign language?

I have a tendency towards the patronising, I apologise in advance if you think it is evident in the following, I do not wish it to be. In my youth I spent a number of years at a very old university in England. I was lucky enough to be able to study what was in that period of my life a passion...

For Don Equis I was indeed being flippant with ethe gag about "the new black." I most certainly did not mean to imply that you were in any fashion of that mindset. Please accept my apologies. For those on the right screaming for fiscal responsibility, welcome to the club. Dear old Andrew...

The Beatles. Everton Football Club. Stan Boardman. Birthplace of all of Robin Hoods grandchildren and subsequent generations.

Er, I don't really recall that it was seriosly ever presented as anything more than something for **** to dance to and annoy their elders. If you had been into it ,it would have been ruined for the ****. I'm guessing you feel pretty much the same way about Hanna Montanna or the Jonas Brothers...

Leftist radical, it's the new black!

I didn't grow up playing this game so take all my ramblings on it as nothing more than those of a passionate ignoramus............I thought my Bengals - with the exception of Carson Palmer - more than deserved the win. A win against the Steelers might be a bit too much to ask for but at least...

Don't you mean splatters bait?

Why do you find it strange that there are cries of racism? Whole chunks of the modern US are fraught with racial divisions. I would find it bizarre if these anxieties were not reflected in the general discussion at times, more so when talking about the first black US president. Love the stab...

Anything with spiders and giblets in it.

Apologies if it has already been done The Hurt Locker ....................The Dirt Locker

Depressing beyond belief. Hard to think of anything less erotic.

Pimlico http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kErQAo5qlds

A couple of people on the board think I might be you. If I am could you cut back on the ******** and see your way to winning the lottery? Thanks

Yes. I am. I work from home, you can get me at these numbers. Comments: 202-456-1111 Switchboard: 202-456-1414 FAX: 202-456-2461

Re: post your pic of Girls with Guns only Man, Dirty Harry looks different from the back.

It's patently preposterous that people permit porn to promulgate **** poor product for our perusal.

Are they in the phone book. I've got the day off and would be happy to call and get the skinny on the apocalypse. I promise to post anything I find.

Re: The Media to the rescue, target Glen Beck, Joe Wilson,the Acorn Prostitute and Pi Hello Jack, can I call you Jack? I hope so. I like this board I have fun writing here. In my posts - amongst the failed gags - I always try to read the stuff that is up for the discussion and generally...

Although everyone in this thread is approaching this in a generally jolly spirit of which I am so fond, there are shades here of the need for 'precision in porn' crowd. Certain individuals seem to determined to want to get everything squared away in a world where everything is (I sincerely...

Re: The Media to the rescue, target Glen Beck, Joe Wilson,the Acorn Prostitute and Pi I didn't take away that impression. Time magazine is not a policy publication for the democratic party. It is a popular middlebrow, middle of the road take on the sort of things people chat about in the...

No, but I would love to have sat in on the meeting when they were drawing up the designs for the US currency. One guy going, "It's a nice picture of Washington and all, but you've made the giant eye floating above the pyramid too small."

So long Mary. Your music was a friend to me and a friend to my ********. I just finished reading big ideas small book:the sixties by Jenny Diski. It is little more than an extended essay about the period seen through the eyes of someone who was a young woman in London during the period. If...

I know of at least two CDs of Leonard Cohen covers, the one called "I'm your fan" is brilliant. James, LLoyd Cole, Echo and the Bunnymen, the Pixies, REM and on and on it is a cracking line up. I guess the most famous song on it is John Cale's version of Hallelujah. Which has been a bit done...

I watched the Sept 15 one. She does drone on a bit but the advice about the secret concentration camps that they are building was very useful. I had no idea. Same with the shackle devices and the fake "swine flu vaccine." If you haven't got time to sit throught the nine plus minutes of...

It's just fantasy crap. Nothing to get too steamed over. The stuff that makes my ***** boil is the "Barely legal" ****. It skirts along the edge of kiddie porn and promotes the illicit thrill. People aren't looking at that **** and wishing the girls looked a bit older.

Who hasn't asked themselves this very question? These people were an excellent resource for me. http://www.fluiddynamics.com/Consulting.htm

You've got me there, I haven't got a clue about the pop charts. All I know is I'd never heard of her and neither had my mates. She is now nominally known in the sad old fat bastard community. Current thinking among this group is she should put on a bit of weight and give us a call in about 3...

I don't want to get caught up in too much of what has already been posted, 9/11 was/is an extraordinary event and will likely always be reacted to in a bold manner. There was an understandably strong reaction to the horror and I must admit in some ways it created a pressure to conform. As an...

Kanye West would be living in a cardboard box if he had to rely on making money from me buying his music. I'm probably going to keep going with my complete ignorance of his work. Apparently he is some kind of prime knob when he is not making records and has a part time career based around...

Re: Compliment thread Skechers old chum, a compliment in the wrong hands can wound like a wet dishcloth but looking above I see you nailed it as usual in your consise, clear manner. I have come to expect nothing less from a beacon of style like yourself. Your humble servant. Mrs Jolly

Didn't see the rating, is it suitable for minors?

I was living on the west coast back when the attacks happened so the actual drama had already unfolded by the time I got to see it. I recieved a phone call telling me to switch the TV on. I don't honestly think that anybody who was of an age to appreciate the magnitude of the events would be...

I was living on the west coast back when the attacks happened so the actual drama had already unfolded by the time I got to see it. I recieved a phone call telling me to switch the TV on. I don't honestly think that anybody who was of an age to appreciate the magnitude of the events would be...

The post title got me thnking, "What else could he divorce other than his wife?" He isn't gay is he? He has been in hollywood for a long time though.

Re: While Male Pornstar has the thickest Cock? Actually it is meant to be which male pornstar has the thickest socks. The answer to which is, Soren Flurgenstraasgaard. Star of many Latvian "Yak Style" videos. Hope this clears up any confusion.