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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    I think another reason we see so many remakes these days is due to DVD sales as well. Think about it. What happens alot when a remake is about to hit theaters? The original gets a Special Edition. So not only does the film get name recognition upon it's release, but theres also money being made...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'm just surprised theres nothing acknowledging Ledger's death, and his contribution to the film's successs in the extra features. Hell, theres not even a director's commentary, but unlike Ledger, that's not surprising considering Batman Begins doesnt have one either. Yeah, those Gotham...
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    Hollywood says: "Why bother with new material when theres other films out there just waiting to be remade/re-imaged!" And for anyone who didnt particularly care for the other Friday the 13th films, I dont expect this one to suddenly change your mind. That's the beauty of the Friday the 13th...
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    Being a longtime Friday the 13th fan, I have to say that after viewing these trailers, I have faith that this actually might wind up as one of the better Friday the 13th/Jason movies we've had in a good long while. Which would certainly be welcomed. :eek...
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    Latin (latina) babes only (no hardcore)

    ^ Exactly who came to mind when reading the topic.
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    Your favourite music in porn scenes?

    I get a kick out of the music (and yes .. lyrics too!) during the Golden Age of porn.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Dark Knight, of course! :D Got the Circuit City exclusive Joker edition with journal and Joker card. Not really impressed at all with the extra features. But this one is basically a no brainer when it comes to WB potentially double dipping. Oh well, the "No, no, no, no ... THIS is the...
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a Yeah, I really dont keep up with the Black Widow too much, but you definately have a point in her getting around. Another female character that gets around from what I've been told is the Black Cat. Hell, I...
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a She-Hulk in the Marvel Comics has a nice figure as well. She also gets around too. Seriously! She's definately one of the more promiscuous characters appearing in superhero comics today. :D
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    The Avengers Movie

    Better the Wasp than Wonder Woman. :2 cents:
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    Bettie Page in hospital after heart ******

    You're definately not the only person who knew she was still kicking. There was a recent pic of her floating around the net not too terribly long ago, but at the same time she made the statement that she preferred not to take pictures thru the years because she would rather fans remember her in...
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    Will Smith needs to crane kick his *** immediately

    This sounds like a complete ass of a movie. I mean, really. EVERYTHING about this sounds like ass. From the conception, to Jaden Smith, to Will Smith begging the apparent star of this inhumane piece of **** to use the crane kick. All complete, and total ass. So whos playing Miyagi? George Lopez?
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Cool. Looking forward to seeing Punisher: WZ even more now. Jigsaw was always my favourite Punisher villain (well there arent many to choose from since none have much of a life span after their first appearanance!), and it will be great to finally see the character portrayed on the silver...
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    Which is the sexiest age group for women

    30-42 and maybe even to 50 depending on the woman.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    I'll definately be checking out that one next week on one of my days off from work. How was Jigsaw in Punisher: WZ?
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a Yeah, I went ahead and bit the bullet on giving "Brand New Day" a try, and damn ... I havent felt that empty reading a Spider-Man comic since the mid 1990's when Marvel tried selling Ben Reilly as the REAL...
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a That's what I meant by 'spinoff'. I'm familiar with the MC2 universe, and am very aware of Spider-Girl being without a doubt the most popular character out of that line of comics, but if I am not mistaken...
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a I'm not sure about that one. I do remember the Green Goblin (Norman) returning shortly after the Clone Saga, Mary Jane having an apparent miscarriage, Norman Osborn possibly ********* the ***** (a plotline...
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    Non porn aspect of FreeOnes

    The "Freeones Talk" section is where I spend 98% of my time. The other 2% is divided between the "Games" section, and "Celebs".
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    Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

    Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a This question reminds me of Brody asking Stan Lee in Mallrats if The Thing's dick was made of orange rock as well? :D As for the Hulk's lust lava ... I figure exposure to the Hulk's gamma-spunk would result...
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    Stacy Keibler

    I absolutely love this thread. :hatsoff:
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    Question for all the men out there?

    Honestly? I just cant go for that. :nono: Meeting my fav pornstar would be cool and all, but if we're talking about a scenario where she whispers into my ear about wanting to ***** with me, but also wanting to insert some toy of hers up my ass ... it wouldnt be difficult for me to imagine that...
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    Superman's powers were explained as basically a result of the weaker gravity of Earth and the intensity of Earth's yellow sun. Superman's powers decreased if he entered an environment similar to that of Krypton, or if he was exposed to the solar energy of a red sun. :)
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    :laugh: Superboy/Conner Kent: The clone that should have been in a remake/reboot/re-imaging/whatever the fuck they call it now of "My two ****", and eventually ****** off by the stuttering Superboy-Prime? Luke > Conner :D And as for Eradicator, never been a big fan of the character to be...
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    :D Luke would have a field day with Electro-Superman. And yeah, even if there were actually TWO of them (Superman Blue/Superman Red), I would still give it to Luke. This was at a time (not very long after returning from the dead if memory serves me correctly which it hardly ever does) where...
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    And greetings to the Mini. And if it's Batman vs Luke, then stick a fork in the Bat-boob! He's...

    And greetings to the Mini. And if it's Batman vs Luke, then stick a fork in the Bat-boob! He's done. :D
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    Chantilly Lace R.I.P.

    I vaguely remember seeing her in a few magazines when I was younger, and felt she had a very appropriate name (like the song). RIP
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    Superman Vs Luke Skywalker

    If we're talking about any version of Superman, then I believe the Pre-Crisis Superman (yeah the one that existed in DC Comics from the mid 1950's to the mid 1980's) would be quite a formidable opponent for 'ol Skywalker. Why? Well considering the guy could literally blow out a star with his...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Masters of the Universe & Super Mario Bros. Yeah, I was in that 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' mood. :D
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    What kind of porn does Obama watch?

    Gangbang porn dubbed over with audio recordings of Jeremiah Wright sermons?
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    worst movie of a movie franchise

    Worst Friday the 13th movie is either part V (the one where it's a Jason copy cat), or the one where he takes Manhattan, yet spends about 15 minutes there, and another 15 minutes in the fucking sewers. Worst Nightmare on Elm Street goes to Part 2. For it's obvious ignorance to the rules that...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Thing from Another World
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    Anyone else in to watching B-movies?

    Yeah, when I'm in that Mystery Science Theater 3000 frame of mind, a B-movie is exactly what I look for. :thumbsup:
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    Kristanna Loken

    Re: Kristiana Loken! Always liked Kristanna.
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    Official checked Star Member thread

    I concur. Very lovely pics, Chica. Very nice indeed. :)
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    Simpsons or Familly guy ?

    ****** Guy has really grown on me, but it's still The Simpsons if I had to choose. I grew up liking the Simpsons, and probably will forever have some sort of affinity for them. Plus I enjoyed the movie. So yeah ... Simpsons.
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    Pubic Hair making a comeback?

    Quality choices. I would add Nikki Dial as well. :)
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    Why So Mini? :D

    Why So Mini? :D
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    When was porn better the 70's,80's,90's or now

    1970's is cool with me (mainly due to Kay Parker, and Seka) 1980's is fine by me as well (Christy Canyon, Angel, Nina Hartley, more Kay Parker ect ect) 1990's is a good era (more Christy Canyon ... Jenna Jameson, Nikki Tyler, Asia Carrera, Kobe Tai, Ashlyn Gere, Celeste, ect ect) 2000's is ok...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Hustler & The Color of Money Great films. Especially when you are basically playing pool damn near every day. :D
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Critters It's been a good while since I've seen this.
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    Big Boobs: Italian superbabe Sara Varone..

    Wow! What a looker Sara is! Damn I love hot italian women. :)
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Blacula
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Ah, missed this. I would say it's a pretty good sequel to Feast. I mean, if you liked Feast ... you should like this one. It's certainly more humorous, and taken to the next level where instead of just a bar being attacked, it's an entire town. Also, it was great seeing some of the survivors...
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    Monica Bellucci

    *licks lips in a Heath Ledger Joker kinda way after viewing those Monica pics*
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    Hulk Hogan or Macho Man Randy Savage?

    In retrospect, yeah I would have to agree. But for it's time and place, I think Hulkamania was pretty cool. It's kinda like Batman Forever. Not very fondly rememered by a good majority, but for it's time and place, it seemed like it was exactly the kind of Batman film people wanted to see in the...
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    Who are some pornstars that have made guys cum twice?

    I know for sure Christy Canyon has.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
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    Wish She Did Hardcore!?

    Lets see here .... Casey James Jelena Jensen Denise Milani Vida Guerra Stacy Keibler Dawn Marie Nicole Austin Sofia Vergara Danni Ashe Ashley Juggs Sarenna Lee And it would have been nice to see ... Busty Dusty L.A. Bust Heather Hooters Traci Topps Angel Eyes Pandora Peaks Alexis Love
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