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    What have you/are you getting Yourself For Xmas?

    A few items from my Amazon wish list.
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    Halloween Two officially announced for 2009!!

    Yeah her role as Michael's ****** was completely different kind of role than that of Baby Firefly, but I felt she was pretty effective in both respective parts. I guess there can be a few flashback sequences at some point ...
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    Pornstars in Relationships with or Married to other pornstars

    Re: Pornstars in Relationships Mark Davis is now dating Ginger Lynn Christy Canyon dated Slash from Guns N Roses, and the director of Detroit Rock City, Adam Rifkin (spelling?). But Christy never dated Robin Williams, or Max Baer Jr. Actually, Robin Williams was going with Christy's roomate...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Foxy Brown Gotta love Pam Grier. :)
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    Remakes

    I think that was the original ending. :laugh: Actually, I really have no idea how HARDCORE the remake of Robocop is supposed to get, but if Darren Aronofsky is at the helm, I'll check it out. Though I dont hold out much hope on Robo fucking unless it's Pre-Robo-Murphy laying down the pipe. I...
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    Remakes

    Depending on what it is, and the trailer. Sometimes I look forward to them, sometimes I just roll my eyes. It just really depends on if the material can be improved upon, and how it's executed. Not too many. Creature from the Black Lagoon, Swamp Thing, Forbidden Planet, and Robocop would peak...
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    Magazine of choice

    Porn: occasionally Score Magazine Non-Porn: MAD, Wizard, Comics Buyers Guide
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    Jenna Jameson User Title

    Outside of Christy Canyon and Kay Parker, my most memorable ***** involving a ***** and having a sexual encounter was the one I had about Lisa Marie Smith (I suppose she would count as mildly famous). Best known for dating Tim Burton, playing Vampira in Ed Wood and the Martian Girl in Mars...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Rocketeer Jennifer Connelly ... MMMmmmmmmmMMMMmM
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    Veronika Zemanova vs. Aria Giovanni

    I like Aria better.
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! The Outer Limits (the original series)
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    What movies have you watched many times over?

    Kay Parker FTW. :banana:
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    I wouldnt mind a new sig ...

    I wouldnt mind a new sig ...
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Thank god for the Ultimate universe. Not only does it enable writers and artists to freshen up 40-70 year old characters, but also gives Marvel a way out if they happen to stray too far from what was established the 616 universe. :D As far as Juggernaut's costume goes, I wasnt too big a fan of...
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    The worst movie rumor ever

    For me, theres alot of unrealistic stuff going on in the Batman movies. That will never change. Nor should it. But as I've said before, Nolan's insistance on approaching the material seriously, explaining it, while not going overly stylish on visuals and what not, creates the illusion of...
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    The Member Above Me....

    The Member above me is a Nikki Benz type of guy.
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    The worst movie rumor ever

    That's just it isnt it. Of course each villain is going to be somewhat like the character in the comics, but not EXACTLY. Making the transition from comic to film is going to naturally bring changes (especially since we're talking about Nolan's heightened realism), and that's fine. Which for a...
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    The worst movie rumor ever

    That's what bothers me about Nolan. It's obvious he gets Batman, but then he says stuff like "The Penguin being too tricky" to translate and acts like he's never read a Batman comic in his life. The Penguin would not be hard to translate. AT ALL. He's essentially what Bruce Wayne would be if he...
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    What movies have you watched many times over?

    Batman 1989 Batman Returns Batman Begins The Dark Knight Beetlejuice Boogie Nights Memento King Kong vs Godzilla Ghostbusters JAWS Goodfellas Casino Rocky (I-VI) Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 Ed Wood Clerks Basic Instinct A Nightmare on Elm Street Halloween Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Terminator
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Yeah, Juggernaut pretty much became what Sabretooth was in X-Men. A mutant thug. Sabretooth atleast had scenes where there were hints of a backstory with Wolverine (dog tags), but on the other hand, I dont believe every person who went and saw X-Men got that connection. Juggernaut, got none...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Fugitive Awesome movie. And being a fan of the original TV series, I have to say this was quite excellent.
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    Movies that put you in a dark mood for a few days

    House of Sand and Fog
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    Chick you would bang if nobody would know

    Probably Ann Coulter. She would get the Rocco Siffredi rough sex treatment. :)
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    Halloween Two officially announced for 2009!!

    I personally enjoyed Rob Zombie's Halloween quite a bit. Sure, he changed some stuff up, but that's what made it enjoyable to me. It wasnt just the same old stuff. And the last thing I wanted to see was another carbon copy Halloween movie trying so hard to emulate Carpenter's classic and...
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    Terminator Salvation....

    Yeah, Kristanna Loken forever made a fan out of me with her role as the Terminatrix, but as for the film itself, ... it left alot to be desired. Still, I felt it was decent. Following T2 is pretty tough.
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    Sophia Santi needs your Votes!

    Alrighty. Natalia Cruze AKA Sophia Santi AKA owner of a lovely ass, got my vote.
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    Wanking at work

    "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, And, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." :)
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Was Sigourney Weaver actually interested in playing Emma Frost when Singer was still attached to X3? Or was this just wishful thinking on Singer's part much like the whole Jude Law/General Zod debacle?
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    What kind of women do you prefer?

    with white skin, blond hair with white skin, black hair with white skin, brown hair latinas asians & attractive women with the last name, Quinzel or Vale as well.
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    :wave: Mini. Krypto the Super dog, Streaky the Super cat, and Comet the Super ***** have...

    :wave: Mini. Krypto the Super dog, Streaky the Super cat, and Comet the Super ***** have nothing on the Mini. ;)
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    What porn stars are thankful for

    And so much for the Marine/Pornstar analogy. :D
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    What porn stars are thankful for

    And I thought my jokes were bad. :dunno: :tongue: Problem with that analogy, is that AIDS is essentially a legitimate risk when having sex. Period. Career choice, or no career choice. Unless of course sexual abstinence is your thing.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    I didnt mind the bone claws being around for a good long while after the Magneto incident. It sure made for interesting stories where foes were a hell of alot harder for Wolverine to battle.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Toxic Avenger Part II
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Mine too! :yesyes:
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    Likewise, and I wholeheartedly agree.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Boogie Nights Still my favourite Paul Thomas Anderson film.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Damn, I am so looking forward to Liev Schreiber's portrayal of Sabretooth. His laugh after the "I'm gonna cut your head off, see if that works." line is awesome. :thumbsup:
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    I dont know, I've just never considered him to be that good of an actor. He's atleast competent on Smallville. Though thats the one Superman related show I only watch on occasion (IE extremely bored), and am generally not a fan of. However, I do remember him being nomited for a razzie award due...
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    Pubic Hair

    :bowdown:
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    Pubic Hair

    I have. And guess what? I would LOVE for her to be atypical just once and grow some hair. Even if just for one photoset. *sigh*
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    Cant say I disagree. It is indeed perfect casting. But now that Reynolds is Deadpool, my support for him playing Wally West/The Flash has lessened somewhat. But on the flipside, thats WB/DC .... who the hell knows if ... or even WHEN a Flash movie would get made!
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    So. Very. True!
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    Pubic Hair

    Being that Christy Canyon is my favourite pornstar of all time, it's obvious pubic hair doesnt bother me in the least bit. Natural ... trimmed ... landing strip ... all that works for me. Just leave SOME hair down there! Bald doesnt do anything for me.
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    Friday the 13th (2009) remake

    I cant believe people actually still mention Tom Welling for Superman after the remake of the Fog was released. :rolleyes:
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    Bettie Page in hospital after heart ******

    RIP Bettie Page. :(
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    What would you Ask a Pornstar?

    Um, how many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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    Nina Mercedez or Devon Michaels?

    Nina Mercedez most definately. Those eyes .... those tits ... that ASS! :wiggle:
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    Whats inside a black hole?

    Whats inside a black hole? Monsters, and Coneheads. :conehead: :conehead: :conehead:
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    What did you ***** last night?

    "I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone."
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