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Who comes up with these dumb rumors?

All my life I have had perfect vision. In fact, I'm the only person in my ****** who does not wear glasses. Lately, it is evident that I'm becoming Near-Sided. I can see perfect up close, but far away everything just blurs together. I cant read words from within 15 feet or farther, and when I'm...

Here in San Diego, we have a radio station called 91X (91.1) and everyday at 4:20pm they "pause for a cause" for a mandatory Bob Marley song. I also live in LA and I think Kroq does the same.

I don't know about her. I mean she is cute looking, but she doesn't get my pickle grow.

Happened to my ******. He showed me a chick he went to HS with who now does videos for Brazzers.

What a fucking goon. And to think, I use to idolize this guy growing up.

Since this is an adult based forum and we all love porno :nannerf1: have any of you who like the show King of the Hill seen the episode about porn? Fucking classic episode :rofl: It was from season 2 called Hank's Dirty Laundry: When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is...

oh man, she is a freak! Check her out in ****** ******** fuck.

So who waited in line for 3 hours to get the new iPhone? I just checked it out because my ****** bought one today, and it feels heavy!!! I don't know about you guys, but I **** carrying a brick in my pocket.

Anybody remember this 90's one hit wonder? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY_0QReTPkc I miss 90's rap :(

dude wtf, these bugs are getting more action than me!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Ive been wondering what to call that.

Even after going down on her and your mouth smells like sea-food? LOL.

How long is the grace period of when to wait before you go back to kissing each other after oral sex? Or is there none?

Wow, hott chicks really do exist on this forum :)

Yeah but chicks seriously do not want the Borat look, or do they?

Is it gay to shave your chest?

Get Out My Business

Thats not a prank, thats just messed up! And self-pwned on you for going to geek squad. Hell I don't even like shopping at Best Buy.

I wouldn't mind sticking my pencil in her sharpener. :ban:

non porn star related: I read somewhere that Gene Simmons was a school teacher. Go figure!

According to Wiki, Jessica Jaymes is 27 years old and use to teach 6th-8th grade. That seems really young to me. That's like the Doogie Howser of teaching.

I guess what I'm saying is people are becoming teachers quicker nowadays. When I was in grade school, it was all old bags.

wow! Jessica Jaymes is smoking hott!!! Both these chicks still look young, I thought becoming a official grade school teacher is when your about 30ish.

Anybody mention Serenity?

That is disgusting, but mommy is a MILF!!!

I bought my laptop brand new last year with Windows Vista and since then I keep having this annoying problem: When I decide to shut down my laptop, I use hibernate. When I go to turn it back on (usually after a few minutes or after many times hibernating it) the screen will not display. The...

You sound like me last week going through hell trying to get my laptop virus free. Kaspersky worked for me and free trial is available.

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Psychology, if I have any advice for you, it's this: watch hockey.

This may be old, but dude got popped! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zrX_jUlb8Q

Speaking of that, I saw a big shemale last week at my school. He/she was about 6'7 with a haggard face. But I'm in Los Angeles so I guess that is normal.

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there should be deodorant for your balls.

Dude, I just woke up and havn't eaten breakfast yet. :pukey:

She was married to that guy who had that t.v. show that nobody watched.

Oh hell I just want to bang her, chicks in clear stripper heels give me a woody.

Thats what I'm saying. Its sexy, but at the same time trashy.

Duke Nukem, lol. http://gfscanner.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/duke_nukem_3d_06.jpg

5'4 according to imdb.com

Sorry I just wanted to go off-topic. Vagina - playboy mags

First time I saw boobs was when I was like 6 or 7 and watched the 3-boob chick in Total Recall. Yeahhhhh boy!

Don't get me wrong, I love a women in the clear stripper heels, but Shauna Sand seems to wear them even to the grocery store. Or while spending time with her ****: I googled her and just about every picture is of her in those heels, does she not take them off?

Some better fireworks! Happy 4th. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xRPfgcbs4

possible mythbusters episode?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW_oJLiqE98

The dumper.

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Now that I live in LA, I decided to get off my ass and do some sight seeing so last weekend I took a trip down to the hills of Hollywood and checked out Rob & Big's crib from the tv show. It took me awhile to find it because it is on big hill with narrow roads. Once I found it, I was in ah...

My ****** is from India.