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  1. Embryoyo

    Which one of these 10 beautiful girls....

    ALMOST went with Greg Centauro, but Petra had the edge... For some reason. That's unexplainable.
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    I need a GOOD JOKE!

    I love those "Fight Started" jokes... Here's one of my favorites... After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I would have to go home and...
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    World's second pregnant man about to have baby

    Hmph, they were both born female :turnturn:
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    What If Freeones Never Existed?

    I'd probably NEVER look at/for porn if it weren't for Freeones.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Dismember - Like An Everflowing Stream Song: Defective Decay, then back to Dismembered Favorite band, favorite album, [the latter] favorite song. G'damn Dismember is better than everything.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    FuntCase - Gorilla Flex Song: Make Our Day aFhgfdSoqDo
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    This anti-smoking bullshit is getting out of hand. Big time!

    Portland is at least halfway there by now, and possibly Oregon. I haven't paid much attention to the laws since I quit over a year ago, but it was pretty close to everything you listed in the city by the time I did quit. While I do **** the smell of a burning cigarette, I think people should...
  8. Embryoyo

    Who's Your *****??

    Filthstep is my *** now. Wobble and BOOM.
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    BUT...Are You Happy???

    Silence sucks. I'd lose my mind without a constant flow of music. I am pretty happy though, regardless.
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    Which singer or band would you like to see deceased?

    Brokencyde, and all "bands" alike.
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    Man Builds Chopper Using Alligator Body Parts

    What the fuck!
  12. Embryoyo

    Greyhound Bus Vs Monopoly

    Then I'm sold on Monopoly as long as I get out of jail for free!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Borgore - Ice Cream Mixtape Here's the song Ice Cream from it: CoLmeE4TUaM
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    Answering the Bush "Miss Me Yet?" Billboard: Do you miss George W. Bush as President?

    Re: Answering the Bush "Miss Me Yet?" Billboard: Do you miss George W. Bush as Presid Exactly what I was thinking :hatsoff:
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    Best Big tits

    Jennique Adams :bowdown: ...Southern Brooke & Danielle FTV too...
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    Greyhound Bus Vs Monopoly

    I can't vote. I require informations first. Was the Greyhound bus seized by police after a massive ******* bust, which I bought at an auction for $300, and can I do whatever I want to/with it? Or maybe a pimpin' operation is being ran out of it? What's Monopoly have to offer me, aside from...
  17. Embryoyo

    Top 10 Sexiest Songs

    I always loved that song for the intro more than anything. So goddamn hilarious :rolleyes: Personally, I consider some Tami Chynn songs to be really sexy. Her voice is half of that reason though, she's got the sexiest voice I've ever heard in any style of music.
  18. Embryoyo

    top 5 metal bands

    Dismember
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    Holy **** *****! Who here would do this?

    Les Stroud is Survivorman. Bear Grylls of Man Vs. Wild is who you're thinking of. I could see him doing this just for shock value too.
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    Do You Think Social Networking Sites Such As Facebook Could Be Hacked?

    This is a bit of a rhetorical question, don't ya think?
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    Browser Wars

    Using Ubuntu, I'm limited to Firefox or a few other open-source browsers which I've never tried. I've been a Firefox user since I had Windows installed, I had tried Opera and disliked it. Haven't had a chance to try Chrome. Obviously, IE is out. I used Safari at an old job for Mac, and like...
  22. Embryoyo

    Kevin Smith ejected from flight

    Oh god, I'm about the same size as him. I better stay away from airplanes! Fuck, actually I don't think that I've been on one in 13 years anyway haha.
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    Would you rather for 12 hours be...?

    I hear that. I think I'ma buy the DVDs now that I've been reminded of the last (and potentially only) good "reality show".
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    Man Goes On T.V. ****** Spree @ Wal Mart!

    Haha, awesome. Now if everyone in every Wal-Mart started doing this to everything in the store, the world would be a better place.
  25. Embryoyo

    Best Discs for Recording Music

    I got a 20 pack of colored Memorex discs from a friend as a gift, and so far 3 of the 5 black ones have given me errors & had to be thrown out. Haven't had a problem with the others.
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    Myspace vs facebook vs taged

    FB is my preference. It's simple, easy & quick. I don't have to spend half a day on it to accomplish what I set out to do, instead I'm on and off in 10 minutes.
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    Best Song Intro?

    I've seen some pretty good stuff in this thread. Personally, this is my all time favorite intro (and song), but it at least should be at the top of Death Metal for anyone into the genre... ******, intense, epic, anthematic, and one of the few intros/songs that literally chills my spine...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Coronatus - Porta Obscura Song: Fallen
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    Your Top 5-10 Underrated Rappers

    CELPH TITLED Louis Logic Apathy MC Esoteric R.A. THE RUGGED MAN Braille Lord Lhus The guys in Randam Luck. I've read alot of things against them, but I think vocally they are really hostile, and lyrically very entertaining.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    iitSqANxlMA
  31. Embryoyo

    How many porn DVD/VHS do you own?

    3. I don't think I've watched any of them for at least 2 years now. Not sure how to go about getting rid of them either, so they hide in a GameCube box, haha.
  32. Embryoyo

    Happy valentine's day !!!!!

    I'm pretty sure I've been single every Valentine's Day for my whole life except last year... We went for a drive & had sex. The end. I actually like being single on V-Day though, personally. I've never had to waste money on pointless gifts due to the pressures of my significant other being...
  33. Embryoyo

    Volkswagen's $600 Car - 258 mpg

    It's one of the ugliest vehicles I've seen, but if in reality it sells for $600, and gets 400+ miles on one tank of gas, I'd most definitely get one for a daily driver. That would make it more economical to drive a powerful, fun car when I want to go drive for the thrill of driving, for those...
  34. Embryoyo

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    To be honest, I'm pretty sensitive to creatures I've always admired being harmed. If the scenes are too graphic, I'm not sure I could handle it. I've always had a great respect for sharks more than most creatures on earth...
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    The Bourne Ultimatum Been re-watching one of the trilogy each Thursday the past few weeks.
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    Hot girls of metal

    Most certainly. I don't mind a woman who can do some fine vocal work, but having a good band would be a plus... Being attractive wouldn't hurt either. I forgot one major woman in my life of Metal... Ana, guitarist for Haemorrhage :bowdown:
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    Stupid Trucker

    Those poor people on the walkway...
  38. Embryoyo

    MySpace On Life Support?

    Try YouFace. Beware the hyphon :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Tha Playah - The Greatest Clits Song: The Unexplained
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Equilibrium - Turis Fratyr Song: Die Prophezeiung
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    Which one of these 2010 heavy hitters are you stoked for most?

    The new Splinter Cell is looking mighty good, and I know I'll love it as I played the first 3 to death, especially the 3rd. I went with Mass Effect 2 though... One of the few RPG style games I've been able to enjoy was the first. Hoping I can buy a new 360 soon!
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    what game are you playing right now?

    Otogi: Myth Of Demons Pretty cool, gets better about 10 stages in. MUCH more fun now. Gunvalkyrie Going through this a second time, and now that I know what I'm doing and how to kick ass the way ass is meant to be kicked in this game, I'm having a blast with it.
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    Your Top 5 most Underrated Albums?

    Army Of The Pharaohs - Ritual Of Battle Pretty hyped for Underground Hip-Hop fans, but it's not like anyone else knows it exists. Waning - Population Control In my opinion, THE Black Metal album of 2009. It's still fresh, so maybe people will discover it over time, but no one even mentions...
  44. Embryoyo

    What do women think about this chart!?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Fuh-king eh!
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    ******* Posting

    I used to do this quite a bit, especially last year. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference though. I hold my ******* very well.
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    Do you ever turn off your mobile?

    I turn it off when I'm somewhere a cell phone shouldn't be on, including my car. Otherwise, it's always on.
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    What of these sports do you like best?

    NBA fool. My favorite sports are racing [motor] sports though, pretty much any kind except for the one involving stock cars.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Kansas - Leftoverture Song: What's On My Mind
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    Hot girls of metal

    Personally, I think the gals in Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation are too damn cute. The gal who played for Bodies Lay Broken too, oh my god! Women in Metal bands who look like women and not stupid whores are just the bestest. Hmmm... Just thought of a couple more... Susan Gerl...
  50. Embryoyo

    F1 Race in Japan

    Is there ANYTHING Japanese people WON'T do?!
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