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Condoms and Excedrin. What else do you need?

Yes. I was in the car with a girl on a very long drive. But when we got where we were going... nothing. :dunno: ...had a lapdance? (Stripper, not girlfriend.)

Good luck, buddy! I wish you the best. Love is awesome!

Kindergarten Cop?

Re: What you watching right now! Psych

Aww... but wook at da cute wittle teddy bear in your sig! I'm gonna be torn to shreds by a pack of wolves tomorrow, but tonight... I win! :D

Are those space pants you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in 'em... No, that's not it. Your pants are like a mirror, 'cause they're outta this world!... That's not right either. If I told you I lost my phone number, would you hold it against me?... DAMN IT!!!

I'll kiss after a blowjob, so long as she doesn't have my cum on her lips. And if I give her oral after we've fucked, I stick to the clit and stay away from her opening. Basically, I don't want to have anything to do with my own cum.

Wow, some people have a loose definition of "good". Finding Forrester.

Just remember that nothing is free... Except the poorly censored porn the nice people hand to you as you walk down the street.

That would be ******. :nono: Let's just leave it at **********. Sickos!

Truly you have a dizzying intellect.

LOL! Those were the days. Of course, back then, 200KB jpegs were considered HUGE.

That was one of the first adult video games ever. Never heard of it being the worst, though. ET on the 2600, Superman on the N64, and Charlie's Angels on the GameCube are universally known as being the worst video games of all time.

I tried, but they were too small. And the ones I did use may have been inside out. So I guess some of them could be yours.

Boner 1. A male errection. 2. Someone who bones (v). Example Dirk has two boners, one in front of him, and one behind him.

I went from a Scorpio to a Virgo. I don't believe in it, but I must say I fit the description of a Virgo better than a Scorpio.

Yeah... Sorry about that. Took some Viagra, and it was super effective. :o :anonymous What a day that was...

Yeah, THAT's what's wrong with this picture.

Saw the first one, thought it was meh. I didn't even know there had been 3 of them.

Dope - Fuck the Police tWzFs3fsN3o

Too easy to lie, but I'm 7 inches exactly.

IMO, Taylor Swift is the better singer, and better looking.

It's hard to express what I'm feeling. I haven't been one of Obama's biggest fans lately. But that was a very moving speech. It didn't bring me to tears, but it was very good. If only moments like this lasted. If only we could not turn on each other, as he mentioned in his speech. If only...

Not what I was expecting to see, given the title. Man, am I glad I was wrong!

Dial-up? This may take a while.

:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl: How the heck did that happen?

Because all of the OCSM's should be mods.

Re: Paid Government Disinformation Bloggers: What have you done lately............... :dito: :facepalm:

A dude with boobs is still a dude. :nono: 100% :female: or no :nannerf1:

Sure, books, iPod, DS, PSP, laptop... I could be sitting on the stinker right now.

Osama bin Laden, Paula ab Dul, Johnny Apple Seed, Martin Fucking Short, Gar Halloween Field...

It's the same as getting in trouble as a ***. When your *** yells your first name, she just wants your attention. When she yells your full name, you know you're in the **** now.

I'm curious WTC7WasPulled... Just how many were in on it, set it all up, knowingly ****** thousands, and to this day are still lying and covering it up? Tell me. How many?

Don't be a jackass :nono: It's vodkazvictim's fault.

Funny, that's exactly what we've been saying about EVERYTHING you've said. :*****: "*****, you fucking stone! *****!!" :*****:

A-fucking-dorable!!

Since it's the closest I'll ever get to hugging Garfield, sure, why not...

I came, and then left, because there was nothing to see.

I remember it, but it's been way too long since I've seen it.

That would make it a foursome, wouldn't it? ;)

Also, ironically, there's a new Back to the Future game out now.

Why do I click on these threads? Seriously, why? I know what's inside and still I look.

Never played this, sadly enough. But now that I have a PSP, I plan on playing it (and MGS) soon.

I was sold on this immediately. Now, the more I see and hear about it, the more I can't wait for it.

^ I agree. I **** it when guys ask "who is she?" But... I wanna know. Anyone know who she is?

...apparently the opposite is true with women.

The Water Temple from Ocarina of Time. Hell yeah! Everyone I know had the same experience I did - the first time I fought him, the whole fight lasted 10 seconds. TOPS.

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time was awesome for the time. BioShock is best from recent memory. But I'll admit, I haven't finished some of the games that have been mentioned in this thread.