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I only illegally download when i legitimately can't afford the music, and I always buy the LP as soon as I have the extra cash. I'm pretty open about this fact to the bands I listen to and all of them are cool with it, which is why i absolutely love the punk scene. It's just how I've always done...

I need to start making mobile-friendly versions of my clips.

I love when that kind of stuff happens. :D i'm sitting here adding tags and descriptions to my Freeones Personals stuff. If you've got extra credits laying around, you should take a look. My new goal is to upload weekly.

true fact: my original goal was to do a double major of linguistics and international business. Guess I made a good choice not following through.

That's sweet of you. I didn't see it at all. Thank you very much. :) What are you up to?

Hey, you said it. :D

Because effort. :(

Still unsure why he hasn't been ****** yet.

My new goal is to update my store weekly, so...;)

And here I was hoping I could win "Biggest Board Whore". Oh well, there's always next year.

Hey, mob. I'm happy the contest is over. I'm just trying to breath now. :) I wanted to ask: Have any of you checked out my FO Personals stor eyet? Have you bought anything? If not, why? What kinds of things would you like to see me upload? My goal is to make it into the Top 20 most popular...

Boohoo? I get a lot of fan sign requests from people who've never even been in my cam room before. if I fulfilled every one of them I'd be spending an hour a day on fan signs. I'm not kidding. if they one want bad enough, they'll pay for it - many have. I'm making an excaption for the people...

To be honest, aside from my FO Personals store, i haven't noticed an increase in clips sales or cam shows at all. i fear I may be friendzoned. :( That or people think I'm funny and nice but not masturbation material, which happens a lot. And yeah, if I only win the $500 or $250 I'm probably...

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I had a black guy call me on Niteflirt asking for racial domination just two days ago. He literally begged me to call him my N-word fuck slave. I couldn't do it. I refuse to do that kind of work like I said before but if he just wanted to have some vanilla cam fun I would have been all for it...

IT'S A PLACE LOL. voi voi voi... Also, let me be clear: I don't "think" I'm funny - I KNOW I have a comedic gift.

Refusing to answer questions? Now, where in the world have I heard of that happening before...

Come spend all of your hard-earned credits on me. muahahaha

It's what I'm here for.

If you remember, I said a few days ago that at the end of Miss FO, I would be making custom fan signs for the board members whom had stuck with me through all 3 rounds of Miss FO. I'm opening it up a little bit. if you voted for me in Round 1 and 2, but saved your round 3 votes for Miss Hybrid...

"do more" You mean other than spending all of my work breaks and free time on the board and working harder than we already do?

And now, we wait....

My mistake.

*gives Rocko a super mega hug*

Can someone change the title of this to the "Assari Appreciation thread", since I tthink that's what he was going for?

I'm tired of being stressed out. I just hope I was able to beat the power of 165,000 Twitter followers.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! It's 7 AM here. I woke uo just to rally some last minute support. i feel like my dedication to both this contest and this board should be enough to gain one of your last votes, no? I wanna thank...

It's 7 Am and I'm awake to rally last minute support. You can still vote!

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! I'm going to go attempt ******** now(lol yeah like that's going to even happen tonight). Setting my alarm for an hour before the contest ends. goodnight everyone. - - - Updated - - - I'm...

Mommy I'm scared

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! ...

Anders is half Finn. In Assari's defense, Petra is a very common Finnish female name.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! Starting to get REALLY nervous. I really hope all of my support here on FO was enough to counter 165,00 Twitter followers. Either way, i still love you. All of you..okay maybe not the Suzie...

You're brilliant.

I'd love to see someone photoshop themselves into one of my pictures. Go on. I'll even play along.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! hehe thank you :D

It's the thought that counts.

Thank you! Here, here's a screenshot from my newest clip.

Alicia! you know, Alicia? From that one scene?

A porn star on a webcam site? I don't know, man. Sounds SUPER shady.

Just as long as it's not the movie Cool as Ice, I'm good.

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! I've never seen you talk like that before...gotta say, it's kind of hot.

This is incredible.

17 and change left to go....

Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! I'll keep you up all night, don't worry.

I'd love to be able to go to LA to support Miss Hybrid in person. But, I also don't have the money. nor would i appreciate being in the same room as a woman who thinks I'm a "joke"(not Miss Hybrid, obviously). Maybe if by some weird circumstance I win best Newcomer, everyone could pitch in a few...

Thank you so much, my political friend. To be completely honest, I can't wait for things to be back to normal.

What happened to everyone?