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    Happy St. Patty's Day All!!

    Im not Irish and I'm pretty sure only non-Irish Americans and devout Irish Catholics care about this day, but i could be wrong.
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    The official "Jaana Ruutu for Best newcomer" thread

    Doc, i gotta keep it classy in the ring.
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    The 2013 Eurovision thread

    Finland's entry is fucking horrible. This may actually be one of the worst songs I've ever heard and I'll be genuinely surprised if we make it to the final. What kind of embarrassment is your country putting forward this year?
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    The official "Jaana Ruutu for Best newcomer" thread

    Please. if I'm gonna defend a title, we're going to wrestle. No food, no mud, just wrestling.
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    LOL. :D Thanks, everyone.
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    On most days I'm not entirely convinced that i exist.
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    Long hair is eh. i prefer bald or really short hair. - - - Updated - - - Long hair is eh. i prefer bald or really short hair.
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    I always pick beards. I have a thing for chubby/fat, bearded guys. I'm not even kidding. if you've purchased any of my sex videos, you'd know. :) coughFREEONESPERSONALSSTOREDUHcouch
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    The official "Jaana Ruutu for Best newcomer" thread

    Thanks, everyone. I hope you all enjoyed that picture I put up yesterday. I'm looking forward to round 3 being over. It's starting to be a bit nerve racking. Thank you all for voting daily. I can't wait until we can all just chill out on the board and not think about this stuff while I...
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    The official "Mob" thread.

    Re: The official "Mob" thread. simba hates other cats, too. Well, other than his ******* and one other cat he met when they were kittens. He gets jealous of anypne that takes my attention away from him. I think he thinks I'm his property. :D Anyway, for those of you who missed my...
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    I know how to, but since my guitar was stolen a few years ago i've never had enough spare cash at any given point to buy one.
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    Pornstars with surprising ages/DOBs

    A lot of guys tell me I don't look 22.
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    >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs!

    Re: >>> LAST Round of Miss FreeOnes 2013! Who's going to come out on top?! $10,000 up for grabs! Morning! Woke up to some shitty comments on my website from someone who thinks I'm "disgusting" and "shouldn't quit my day job". I guess that person didn't bother to actually look at my website...
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    The official "Jaana Ruutu for Best newcomer" thread

    Can I just say how wonderful I think it is that everyone has rallied around MissHybrid and I since last weekend? It's awesome. I love knowing how much the board members and the other OCSMs care about stuff being done the right way. hey, ******..can you get me Darren Hayes' autograph? :P
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    What Would Make the Greatest Gangbang Video Ever?

    This. Also, why does Roald **** me?
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    How the hell do you fail at being a mod HERE? There are like, three rules to enforce..
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    What Would Make the Greatest Gangbang Video Ever?

    SHE'S RETIRED. GO HOME. You need help!
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    UN Adopts Plan to Combat ******** Against Women

    This is all worst-case scenario and a lot of assumptions.
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    I come up with ideas for comics all of the time but I can't draw. We should work together sometime.
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Seven of the nine original witnesses in the case have since recanted their statements in sworn affidavits, throwing the spotlight back onto the reliability of witness statements. Some of the jurors have also changed their minds about Davis's guilt. Add that to the fact there was NO FORENSIC...
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    Swiss Tourist gang ***** in Iindia

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/16/swiss-tourist-gang-*****-india_n_2890209.html?&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    help me pay for her flight here. I'd do a shoot and clips with Lucy in a hartbeat if she came here.
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Too many people get put to death for **** they didn't do. Troy Davis comes to mind most recently, but I'm sure there were more recent instances that got less press coverage. It's just a barbaric practice, and it's also expensive. There's also the whole issue of a lot of people who get the...
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    LOL I couldn't do the Lordi thing. :D
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    Well fuck you, too, eh? That's my style. Even now when i do my own nudes, I aim for cute and tasteful. Raunchy just isn't my style.
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    That's actually my ultimate goal, i **** you not. if I ever have a big enough fan base I'm going to have them harass the people in charge for Finland until they let me enter.
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    The picture you've all been waiting for me to post.

    I found a .zip file of pictures my friend took of me for his college photography class back in January 2011. I thought "Well, since so many on FO haven't seen me naked, and since I just hit 1,000 posts, and it's Round 3 of Miss Freeones, why not give the board a treat?" I think Mandy Flores...
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    My ******* owns four horses.
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    I play a few instruments but I want to make cheesy pop music. :(
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    Nah, I **** jackasses that thing innocent Americans should die just so you can be proven right, you twisted loon.
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    Well if we're talking herbs, It's basil all the way.

    Well if we're talking herbs, It's basil all the way.
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    I **** when I'm proved right about things like that. - - - Updated - - - 1000th post wooo
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    Anytime, my dear. love you!

    Anytime, my dear. love you!
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    Time for me to move on.

    I made a really timely, appropriate, and clever joke, and HappyHappy didn't even get it.
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    OCSM of the Week 2013

    Wow, this week's contest had a lot of really good competition.
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    I'm sad because I think I'm too old to be in a girl group.

    Wasn't some private company taking applications for people to live on Mars?
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    Time for me to move on.

    They council him, they understand..
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    Maryland Death Penalty: Lawmakers Approve Measure To Ban Capital Punishment

    So you support terrorism? I really hope they've got you on some kind of watch list somewhere. The more you post the more obvious it is you're a threat to yourself and others.
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    Time for me to move on.

    I don't think anyone would mind...
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    UN Adopts Plan to Combat ******** Against Women

    I've said it all along, extreme Conservatives in the US and Islamist Extremists are the same fucking people, just different colors, and the only reason they **** each other is because they call each call their god a different name. Extremism is extremism is extremism. I am happy progress is...
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    Assault Weapons ban 'Just the Beginning'

    How often do you change the tin foil on your hat?
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    How long before Bryci is doing Hardcore ?

    ...so if I ever go pro and decide to fuck people on camera other than my companion, is everyone going to turn on me? :( This thread freaks me out. Why can't people just let the poor woman do what she wants?
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    Time for me to move on.

    Allah akbar
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    Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) Reverses Stance on Gay Marriage

    I never understood why the same people who whine about the government being "too big" and "too intrusive" find nothing wrong with making and supporting laws that deny a large chunk of the population the right to marry and adopt. "GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO GET OUT OF OUR LIVES!..unless, you're gay, in...
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    12 blacks ****** and beat pregnant white woman

    Yeah, i guess it's hard pretending you leave the house and don't just sit around on a message board. Eventually you'll blow your own cover.
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    Sweden or Norway

    Exactly. fucking white scum coming in and taking all of the jobs away from honest Scandinavians...
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    The official "Mob" thread.

    Here it is.
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