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  1. Facetious

    Can tits be too big for you?

    Gravity is the fate of breasts too large. Shapely over saggy any day of the week for me.
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    Post a random song lyric

    Just like a prisoner, he don't know right from wrong. Just like a baby, he sings a pleading song And that's why so many tears must fall. Yes, that's why so many tears must fall. Just like a sailor, he steers away from home. He feels a tidal wave in his heart, but he ain't alone And that's why...
  3. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    If I could wave my magic wand... I am made from the dust of the stars And the oceans flow in my veins Here I hide in the heart of the city Like a stranger coming out of the rain The evening plane rises up from the runway Over constellations of light I look down into a million houses And wonder...
  4. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Chris Cornell • Sunshower
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    Post a random song lyric

    Dark as roses, fine as sand Feel your healing and your sting again I hear you laughing and my soul is saved On forgotten graves you cry Crawl like ivy up my spine Through my nerves and into my eyes Cuts like anguish Or recollections of better days gone by But it's all right When you're caught...
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    A tough one...

    ''Too small''? For heavens sake! :drool1: Author, I'll look around some this weekend through my bookmarks . . . I've seen her somewhere b'fore. Where did you get the pic ? Is a part of a set ? You don't have any reference url with the pic whatsoever?
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

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    I appreciate the bump, sir! :glugglug:

    I appreciate the bump, sir! :glugglug:
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    Don't let the bed bugs bite! :D

    Don't let the bed bugs bite! :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    SAGA • Don't Be Late!
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Well, some conversationalist you are! Be that way! :sniffle: :uohs::dunno: :1orglaugh Big :P

    Well, some conversationalist you are! Be that way! :sniffle: :uohs::dunno: :1orglaugh Big :P
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    I can't complain . . . well, yea I can, life could always be better . . then again, it could...

    I can't complain . . . well, yea I can, life could always be better . . then again, it could also be much worse too! I'm content at the moment, thanks for checking in! :hatsoff: I see that it was kinda warm today in Marstrand, Sweden (17C), the native home of my grandmum, was it warm where you...
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    Detroit Red Wings vs San Jose Sharks

    I'm not a huge fan of the Sharkies, but they're my local team, so what the hell, I'll throw my hat into the ring for SJ. I used to follow the league rather closely about ten years ago, but other interests came into play I guess... It's a good thing, 'cause SJ always finds a way to ***** in the...
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    Babes in Cowgirl Hats (cowboy hats)

    An oldie but a goodie! evN-Qe4dFnM&NR=1
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    america's middle class is dying

    On how many instances has a verifiable mainstream group calling themselves conservatives recently threatened ******** because of ''losing politically''? I don't ever recall ever reading about that in the paper! :rolleyes: Don't demagogue As for ''threatening revolution'', what is left wing...
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    A tough one...

    No help here, but it kinda looks like Zuzana with a boob job.
  20. Facetious

    No more Facebook

    Setting the record straight - :o
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    Would you rather have sex early in the morning or late in the afternoon? Why?

    There's something special about starting the day off by getting fucked first, but before things get too out of control, a gurgle of mouthwash helps! :drool1: Good Poll, author, I just broke the tie as 15 say when they ****/ 14 say before.
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    No more Facebook

    Re: No more Facebook I signed up about two years ago under a false name (I chopped half of my simply because I wanted to see everybody else's profile to a greater extent than non members . . . Other than that, I basically like to remain incognito, as the last thing in this world I need are...
  23. Facetious

    Who sucks the best dick? Gay men or straight women?

    Re: Who sucks the best dick? Gay men or straight women? lol wut?!!! r u bi ? :eek:
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    america's middle class is dying

    Those are disturbing stats for certain! In the meantime, obama was in El Paso the other day, riding high off of the ******* of osama, pushing his amnesty agenda. I'm sorry, but does this really make sense during a time of stagnant economic growth? What in the hell are we going to do with...
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    How uncomfortable are you with a real life MMF threesome?

    I like good solo performers better than most any of the guy-guy-chick, chick-chick-guy or just plain chick+guy stuff. I don't know . . . there's something really special about a woman lying on her tummy, wiggling her ass all over the place saying, "you better put it in my . . . :uhem: shall we...
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    How uncomfortable are you with a real life MMF threesome?

    Nope, my boner would completely deflate if I saw another in my immediate vacinity. Really, those gang bang porno dudes really earn their money the hard way. I am definitely a dyed in the wool monogamous heterosexual, that's for certain! :o
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What are you listening to right now?

    cdAbbjU3sgE Jams Real Hard! 52Y8YKqhyqo&feature=related RIP Layne RIP Mike
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    freedom of speech vs **** speech?

    We do, we most certainly do want freedom in America, I agree, but does that mean that nutter extremist radicals should be guaranteed the right to circulate throughout the country and chant ''death to the president'' or ''death to Americans'' *† on every street corner? No they should not. Any...
  30. Facetious

    Wife dropped a bomb on me.

    ''10 Long years'', eh? That good of a relationship, huh?
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    Businesses now hiring at fastest pace since 2006

    Blow dat **** off! Why work for some foreign grocery store in America when there's Fed assistance to be had for nothing! Yep! I can sling dope outta my side window, burn incense, take bong hits, paint some canvas, buy groceries for my friends with my food stamps in exchange for 3/4 the face...
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    Businesses now hiring at fastest pace since 2006

    The only thing that will matter to the voters on the first Tues. of the eleventh month of the twelfth year of the twenty first century is . . . are they better off (on this upcoming election day) than they were in late '08. I suppose that if you're a pro subsidy - marginal rate tax bracket...
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    Owner of a Lonely Heart

    '' . .Downtown they're giving away But she never came back . .'' :dunno:
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    Man diagnosed with bubonic plague in US's first case of the 'Black Death' this year

    Re: Man diagnosed with bubonic plague in US's first case of the 'Black Death' this ye One World. Immigration. Rules! Would you like some imported bed bugs to go with that plague, ala carte? Everything the liberals said was good for us is now ruining u.s., everything! Yea, sure . . racist...
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    If you're with a HOT girl do you enjoy people looking?

    Re: If you're with a HOT girl do you enjoy people looking? Nope, why do I wanna attract undesirable attention for? Let's face it, most people in this world are undesirables, right? :D:1orglaugh ^I gather that you've been there and done that a few times in your life, no? :D Yep, after a...
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    Businesses now hiring at fastest pace since 2006

    Sock it to all of you wealthy business 'owners' who seek out nothing but the acquisition of personal enrichment at the expense of the needy, I know you make the big bucks as you egregiously go about your wicked red head ways to manipulate the system. Hey, HMR&C . . . hit her with another 5%...
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    Post your favorite music videos

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    Seve Ballesteros dies from a brain tumour at the age of 54

    RIP, Steve :angels: † :angels: Beatriz will now carry the Spanish pro golf torch for you.
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    There everywhere!

    -KrfOspHdVM&feature=related ''they're'' :drool1:
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    Last WWI Combat Veteran Passes Away

    Bad, Uly! Bad, bad, BAD! :nono: :D 9bVGTVrQd6M While I'm at it . . RIP Keith Moon & John Entwistle ''Useless'' and ''destructive''? What about self preservation? Your grandpa could have effectively been made into a bar of soap or perhaps a lamp shade had he and his fellow countrymen fostered...
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    freedom of speech vs **** speech?

    Reminds me of . . . "We call things racism just to get attention. We reduce complicated problems to racism, not because it is racism, but because it works." --- Alfredo Gutierrez, political consultant, as quoted by Richard de Uriarte, The Phoenix Gazette, March 14, 1992 (quoted in The...
  43. Facetious

    Delighted that yer back, you were like a *** that didn't come home for a few days. :1orglaugh

    Delighted that yer back, you were like a *** that didn't come home for a few days. :1orglaugh
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    freedom of speech vs **** speech?

    We must all reserve the right to offend in a free society... Example: Clip from Dire Straits' ''Money ain't for nothin''. (song recently ****** in Oh, Canada if memory serves correct(?)) [''. .The little ****** with the earring and the makeup Yeah buddy, that's his own hair That little...
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    Women wanna be shaped like tubes?

    OH, NOOO! It's PAT!!!:eek: VwT1kp0C3Ss&feature=related No. Thank You. Maybe these ''nancy-boy'' kinds of lifters you type of are working out for endurance as opposed to brute studly strength, you know, they might be into competitive cycling, futbol, long distance running or maybe chasing...
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    Model falls from Manhattan building in apparent suicide

    ''SHREK'', she calls em! :1orglaugh Oh well, she's sittin in prison now anyway.:1orglaugh ''DON'T Disrespect me!'' :mad: :cussing: :1orglaugh Note *Thanks for being a good sport through all this, Uly. ;) Back to the topic at hand . . . shall we? ;)
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    Model falls from Manhattan building in apparent suicide

    Oh, what I was gonna say prior to getting distracted by that whole Detroit thingy was, just maybe the Russian mobskis knocked this woman off for non compliance, if you get my drift. It's been well documented that certain Russian hockey players over the years have been ******* into paying...
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    Model falls from Manhattan building in apparent suicide

    THIS IS DETROIT! qqOSNI7l0bQ :eek::1orglaugh Yep, Monica's old man is a one notorious Congressman John Conyers. ;) Little girl puts Monica in her place! :1orglaugh XpzRuB-YMpg&NR=1 I love that little girl:D
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    Happy Cinco de Mayo, you bunch of sick fucks

    Augustin Cebada, Information Minister of Brown Berets, militant para-military soldiers of Aztlan shouting at U.S. citizens at an Independence Day rally in Los Angeles, 7/4/96 ''We're here today to show L.A., show the minority people here, the Anglo-Saxons, that we are here, the majority...
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