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  1. Facetious

    Who's right... the Police or the Home owner????

    Coming to a state nearest you? :facepalm: :ak47:
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    This just in: Hell froze over, Kelly Osbourne looks pretty good

    Not an effective enough disclaimer for you?
  3. Facetious

    Re: Robert Cray reps :hatsoff: (belatedly :o)

    Re: Robert Cray reps :hatsoff: (belatedly :o)
  4. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    I've found that nightfall seems to be the best time to catch 'em pests in the act, just grab a flashlight and a magnifying glass if necessary, pluck the affected foliage or fruit and bring them to a reputable nursery in your area, they'll be more than happy to sell you a solution to your...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    The climate in the N-lands probably isn't much different than, say... a Seattle climate in terms of annual day degrees, what say you? ;) The housing market? Does it look like some homeowners might find themselves upside down on their mortgages in the near future? I hope not. Yummie! I love...
  6. Facetious

    Schwarzenegger Possibly Getting Divorced

    If Maria is beginning to resemble her late mum, I can't blame arnie for ditchin it cuz she (Shriver sr.) looked like a corpse for years before her passing, I mean she had the sunken eye sockets going etc. etc., just a real haggard specimen! :eek:
  7. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    WvRjGLRQQVk ek0IGMX4XWA&feature=related RIP John Entwistle
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    This just in: Hell froze over, Kelly Osbourne looks pretty good

    One thing is for sure, Sharon definitely knows what the hell she's doing when it comes to the music industry promotion and management, having said that, Kelly just might turn out to be a big surprise and take after her mum as opposed to being yet another down & out - **** addited - trust fund...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Fuzzy Zoeller on collard greens among other things. :P 9ufpU3X-t4w :eek::surprise: :nono:
  10. Facetious

    Firefox 4.

    I keep choosing [Ask Later] because I'm usually hot on the trail of something at the time and I don't need the interruption . . as if there aren't already enough interruptions on the internet. :o Excuse me now while I work off line, for then I can finally get some work done around here. :D
  11. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    :coolman: UJhH7DpDd2Q&NR=1 :coolman: :coolman: :coolman:
  12. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    UJhH7DpDd2Q&NR=1 :coolman: :coolman: :coolman: "Roll it up . . light it up . . smoke it up . . .exhale!''
  13. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    ^ All good! You're a better man than I being that you started from seeds, that's some dedication! Best of growing, Dr......... JLWUtQRF8rw&feature=related :D
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Another thing I have heard about tomatoes is, it's always best to grow a series of plantings as opposed to growing solo plants :dunno: I'm not a botanist by trade, but I think that the plants compliment one another as far as the pollination exercise goes. Also, you indicated that you had moved...
  15. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    Are they deeply red pigmented on the insides? I was just curious because many of the grocery store purchased strawberries here tend to be somewhat dry, tart and tend to be pale (almost white) on the insides. (probably genetically manipulated by the trolls at Monsanto Corp.:hammer:) It's...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Red Hot: ''Let me take you to the movies. Can I take you to the show Let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow? From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go From the door comes Satan's ********, and it only goes to show. You know. There's an angel on my shoulder...
  17. Facetious

    New pic as a real brunette

    More!
  18. Facetious

    Girls that play nerds

    Adult Image Hosting You don't! Well, hurry! You're in the prime of your life, what's the hold up? :tongue: Aren't there some things you wanna accomplish in life before it's too late? :drool1:
  19. Facetious

    Which of the James Bond movies is your favorite?

    8KXAdBg1r4k&feature=related :cool:
  20. Facetious

    How many of you guys use CoinStar Machines?

    Rolling quarters is as far as I've had to reduce myself to lately . . . just slip on the nitrile gloves, get out the scale . . and away I go, a $550- deposit in the bank to supplement my Christmastime shopping expenses. :D
  21. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    *Why, what kind of gardener is Whims* ?
  22. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    EG's have been a favorite hybrid of mine for years now, that is, ever since I learned not to buy my start up plants from Home Depot or from out in front of say . . the Rite Aid ********. Really, buying good quality plants makes all of the difference in the world, I would always end up with...
  23. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    X3Q5oSBNRqU&feature=related
  24. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    ''There are no unlockable doors There are no unwinnable wars There are now unrightable wrongs or unsingable songs There are no unbeatable odds There are no believable Gods There re no unnameable names, Shall I say it again? Yeah There are no impossible dreams There are no invisible seams Each...
  25. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    zyup4uVJTlE
  26. Facetious

    **** 'desperate for food and water after parents ****** them to live outside in tent'

    Re: **** 'desperate for food and water after parents ****** them to live outside in t at the Methadone clinic, eh? Junkies!
  27. Facetious

    **** 'desperate for food and water after parents ****** them to live outside in tent'

    Re: **** 'desperate for food and water after parents ****** them to live outside in t It's either Ohio or Florida like clockwork . . . every time! :*****: :facepalm: :D ^ Yea, when we were kiddos we used to turn our outdoor chaise lounge chairs on their sides and create a ''fort-like...
  28. Facetious

    Weight loss doctor arrested....

    O-º Article :drool1:
  29. Facetious

    Which of the James Bond movies is your favorite?

    m9SjRccRlbk Any questions? :D
  30. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    Nettles, holly bushes, several variants of cactus, prickley pears, Clover (Oxalis) & Bermuda grass (to infect the garden of my enemies, as it's nearly impossible to get rid of these two once established in a garden . . . . bwaa ha ha!), Poison Oak & Ivy, Castor bean plants for ricin extract and...
  31. Facetious

    IMF chief on maid sex assault charges

    What Rey would have done had he been the IMF Chair. :1orglaugh Adult Image Hosting ... sure. l o o k s. like a sly devil, doesn't he? :frenchman :1orglaugh
  32. Facetious

    Albeit belatedly, thanks fer th' #'s bump! Have a most delightful week. :hatsoff:

    Albeit belatedly, thanks fer th' #'s bump! Have a most delightful week. :hatsoff:
  33. Facetious

    IMF chief on maid sex assault charges

    I wonder if, during the course of the scuffle, the good money-man ''con'' asked the maid, "Do you know who I am?'' :pimpdaddy: :D
  34. Facetious

    IMF chief on maid sex assault charges

    Meh, it's only sex, sheesh, all the guy wanted was a little sugar, what's so wrong about that?! :cool:
  35. Facetious

    Best Pussy / Pussy you'd like to eat

    Something that has been freshly purged with no signs of greying hair matter.
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    Lawyers

    Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh
  37. Facetious

    Better than sex

    Better than sex? How would you know, you're only 10! :P
  38. Facetious

    How long can you abstain from ejaculation? Post the number of days it's been.

    But did you consciously abstain through those years? O-º :P Let me guess... possession of narcotics with intent to sell, first offense? :D :jester:
  39. Facetious

    Powdering you balls

    Boric acid is an excellent ant killer, dissolve that stuff in some hot water, add sugar & stir. :D The worker ants ***** up the solution and they hike it back to the colony where they regurgitate/feed it to the rest of the colony... 2 days later, your done with the business of ants. :glugglug: :p
  40. Facetious

    Powdering you balls

    Just maintain a clean ass and you won't have a reeky nutsack. Really, just think how close in proximity your balls are in relation to your a-ho.... yep! Start with a good diet, firm up your shits . . . life is great!:nanner:
  41. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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  42. Facetious

    How's your toothy t-day? :D I'm just teasin! :drool1: I have an appt for 3 root canals next...

    How's your toothy t-day? :D I'm just teasin! :drool1: I have an appt for 3 root canals next month, 2 on the same appt. so don't feel too bad. Wild Turkey 101, vicodin and I would imagine, a few g's of some green bud from the medical ********* dispensary should do the trick, eh? . . . if...
  43. Facetious

    How do you think his death went?

    No worries, it was a most dignified interment. ;) Personally, I think we bent over too far backwards for this a-hole, really, they shoulda just put the corpse in a pine box a let it go like flotsam & jetsam! From ABC News: Full Story
  44. Facetious

    What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

    Well, at least we know that osama has finally met his 72 sturgeons.
  45. Facetious

    Thanks for the bump, chief! :glugglug:

    Thanks for the bump, chief! :glugglug:
  46. Facetious

    Lawyers

    Did you slip or fall?
  47. Facetious

    second hand smoke

    QUOTE=Hot Mega;5678282]I smoke cigars and have been for many years. What are your favourite top 3 smokes? :curio: Let's all be clear and make the distinction between dangerous and not so dangerous second hand smoke if it hasn't yet been done in this lengthy thread. The occasional instances...
  48. Facetious

    What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture

    Re: What are you going to do before the May 21st Rapture Enjoy the anniversary of my birth the day before. What is a good year of Dom Perignon? I'll take a six pack to go! :glugglug:
  49. Facetious

    Would you fight for your country?

    I wouldn't fight for the soft commy collectivist obama, he seems to be turning the tables over on everything that was good about the country.
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    second hand smoke

    I'm one of your rare occasional smokers as I smoke about a pack and a half a week, FWIW. When I'm not smoking, second hand smoke bothers me something furious, I **** it, it actually turns me against smoking if you can figure that out. :dunno: I would never ever even think of lighting up inside...
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