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I stay away from WalMart anytime of year, no matter what your always going to see some fringed leather jacket there.

Wow thread poster how do you find the time from playing Skyrimjob to get out here on Freeones, now if you don't mind I must play 2112 and take my level 6 paladin to the forest of mergatroid to slay the ork!

I like to go to the Black Friday stores with a couple friends and we do the over/under on which customer is going to freak out first, who's going to bitch the loudest in line, or who is going to not be able to fit their 50 inch LCD tv into a Yaris 2 seater.

Yes they are raising her banner up in the rafters for the next home game.

Ah dirkford I get's me brain medicines from the National Elf.

Go to a high school football game in Texas, holy ****, those **** are good.

Apricots whether they are sliced, canned, or dried.

Pibb Xtra which is a cherry and cinnamon flavored cola made by the **** company.

Wait for a conjugal visit, and remember Red hope is a good thing.

Green Lantern I ended up fast forwarding through it.

Not sure I close my eyes and pretend it's someone else.

Wow I could never have too much of her Roald.

When did the Onion start writing for the EU?

I think Phil Kessel or Thomas Vanek may have the advantage over Crosby.

I would say a majority if not all the OCSM's on here are very bright and intelligent as well.

Now if I was their age and pulled a **** stunt like that I would probably be put in the stocks and have rotten vegetables thrown at me.

Hippies, hipsters, emo ****, trust fund brats, parrotheads, all those people need to be walloped with a 2x4 with a sharpend railroad spike driven through it.

I see that someone has a lot of free time on their hands to memorize birthdays, dude stop fogging up my windows!

I learned a lot from the **** show.

It's always sunny while winning Rocky.

Roald you sure save a lot when shopping at WalMart.

Try looking on Twitter or your favorite star's website.

In the part of the United States I live in the price of gas is $3.33 per gallon, sorry we don't have the metric system.

I have both the Kindle and IBook reader on my IPad.

Hey as long as the observe The Feast of Maximum Occupancy then they are alright in my book.

I want to ***** **** out of his skull, she was incredible looking and had some of the best high energy scenes, she will be missed. Hey Woody enjoy being a human pin cushion over at Riker's Island, I am sure she has quiet a lot of fans there.

Just make him feel insecure about his cock and sexual stamina...total sexual kryptonite for men. Compare him to such porn actors as well that dude with the pony tail, Randy West, that dude with that European accent, and the clown prince of porn Jonathon Morgan.

These things happen you know, I usually blame someone with the unibrow and the shifty eyes.

Having a 60 degree day yesterday and then shitty 40 degree overcast day today with a little bit of high wind!

Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year See old rich people are kind of like dragons, they live alone, they are the last of their kind, they live in cavern like darkness, and they tend to ***** for centuries. However if you are compassionate...

Yeah since this is an old thread, why not we just call a spade a spade and say she is retired and pretty much cured of any ailments she is suffering from. Now I must perform a binding ritual and see that this thread does not have another post for 5 more years.

I'll be hosting this year so yes yes I will be there.

to answer your question and to use a little wisdom I learned. The ones born every minute are wakka wakka!

See this is the time of year when all the porn shops are like a main street in an old wild west town with tumbleweeds blowing on through.

We and I mean the collective consciousness that is LukeEl agree that we believe that change is good.

Happy birthday, I tried staying inside your large novelty birthday cake but my legs started falling ****** and I had to get out of it.

See I come from a long line of social ******** males that like to take their anger out on inanimate objects.

Did you win? Can I take a hot shower with you now?

What the hell is "Fetlife"? Some kind of website for guys named Boba and other Mandalorian bountyhunters to hang out at.

Bring back the singer from Extreme that lasted for one Van Halen album and you may have me sold.

He'll be lucky to get about a dozen grand out of that after taxes and what not. And *******'s and ******'s that's a lot of commas and chalupas.

okay here you go man, first you take a right at the special needs *** that sells fireworks by the side of the road. Now go down Old Carriage Bump Road, there's no sign for it because Sully and I stole it. Second there's that covered bridge, now don't go over the bridge or the ghost of that...

**** I thought we were supposed to be talking about bars that you ***** at.

I watch a even balanced sampling of porn, tv, and netflix it's good for what ails you.

I tend to make a combination of binaric robot sounds.

Re: SERIOUS TOPIC (because it's important) - human trafficking and slavery still exis There is no way in hell I am wearing a wool uniform and blue is so not my color!

Re: Nessa Devil - new bOObs I just pulled a Rudy from Bachelor Party and broke a ******* bottle over my head.

Yes I live about 2000 miles east in Boston that's close by right?

Someday I will meet a gorgeous woman that looks and acts just like Green Eyed.

Hey as long as they are happy and it's legal I could care less.