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I have always wanted to be a boxing world champion back when boxing was great(1940s to 1990s).

I have always thought the same thing.

I sure do. It was about 1996 and I had gotten into my ***'s porno stash after he left for work. I had heard about jacking off from a few classmates and decided to give it a shot. No one ever told me what would happen once I masturbated for a long enough period after being aroused. Honestly, it...

Damn, how could you guys leave out Roxy Jezel?

WHAT!!??:why::wtf: What the hell did I do?:confused:

Oh I know you guys have your own manufactured mainstream crap too. I used to live next to a German girl back in college and she used to blast some really shitty Euro music. I will say that Russian Rap sounds pretty cool although I have no clue as to what the hell they are saying. I think that...

Judging from feedback from a lot of European folks that are here as well as other forums, it seems that they pretty much get whatever we produce for the most part. So to answer your question, yes, it does.

Ah, Final Fantasy before Nobou Uematsu left. Final Fantasy 6 was a lot of people's favorite one. That one and Final Fantasy 4 are always in close contention with each other.

Now here is a topic that doesn't get discussed much. Everyone is usually all about the gameplay and the visuals and the controls. Personally, I think an okay game with great music beats out a good game with okay music. Obviously a great game consists of all those aspects. Does anyone else here...

Well I'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle! Lil Wayne and this chick Nicki Minaj are actually a part of the same record company that is ran by an even greater **** rapper.

Actually, I'm his roomate......:facepalm: Also, I guess that makes me responsible for him since I was the one who told him about this place.....:facepalm: And I am only about 60% white. The rest is Black and Native American....yeah, i am a sexy ***** ***!:pimpdaddy

Yeah, this **** fool consistently tries to rhyme the same word twice, FUCKING TWICE in the same stanza in order to make it fit. Example: I got it baby, And im a MC i move the crowd like moses, Like the Red Sea i wear red like roses, Go against me and youll be dead like roses, Spittin at ya...

This topic.... :facepalm: Lets all agree on this. Black or white, this is a pretty shitty thing for any human being to be doing. P.S. Zolf, give it a rest. That Karma **** you typed up ****** any credibility on this matter that you might have had.

Re: Who made you cum today? Ditto:bowdown:

Now that is a mouthful. :rofl: So glad that I listen mainly to things produced before the year 2000.

Who is Drake?

If you are sick of autotone in Hip Hop and R&B, then you obviously need to set an example by offing the two fuckers who use it the most: T Pain and Lil Wayne. ITT6bYYGVfM No joke. I typed autotone in google, and T Pain popped right up.

Exactly what I was thinking. Word for word.

How long is he ****** for?

Have I ever mentioned how stupid the human species is? Correct me if I am wrong, but haven't we already been down this road before? If you take out the word "white" in your statement and replace it with "black" or "latin" or "asian" you will notice that this same problem has been going on for...

Re: Manhattan Judge James Gibbons quits after massive porn cache is found on work com Only if Sarah Palin is doing the dominating, then count me in:D

This is difficult, but I gotta go with Japan, the Philippines, and South Korea in no particular order.

That was actually a pretty good explanation of penis envy. This is usually the way it is in the ****** kingdom anyway. Rams and bucks often show off who has the bigger set of horns. So do Rhinos and elephants to an extent. I guess it is only natural for human males to want to compete by...

A white supremacist named Mullet? Oh that is just EPIC.:nanner:

Understandable. I was just pretty excited about the whole ordeal. It is pretty tame compared to what some Neo Cons are calling him on some of the other message boards I frequent.

...to go over there and retrieve this idiot.:facepalm: continued at http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100827/ap_on_re_us/nkorea_carter#mwpphu-container This idiot knew full well what he was getting into when he hopped his happy ass over the demilitarized zone and into "Jong Land". He got fucking...

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"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....and I am all out of gum" Classic Duke Nukem.:ak47:

Well, I guess that dispels the myth that pretty girls don't fart.

Hmmm, Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reily? Decisions, Decisions....

I wonder if he went to the right in an attempt to mask his homosexuality? Seriously, If I was looking for a gay politician, the right wing is the LAST place I would look.

You serious? Now that is what I call Irony.

Just don't teach her how to "Dougie". God I **** this fucking song:cussing: OnPJmDc0b_M

Who?:confused:

Ummm, can I have a list of what NOT to do when around a pornstar? Hell, just give me a list of what not to do around women in general. I have been striking out lately. Seems no one cares about good looks if you act like an ass.

One of my favorite red heads. Damn she had a nice bubble butt on her. That butterfly tatoo was sweet too. Just really draws your attention to that arse.

You gotta play this every time you whip it out. MXFClqJ53cE

Man, that was absolutely depressing:(

Just imagine how the **** of porn stars are gonna react when the stumble upon some old footage of their *** getting plowed in all holes by guys with dicks the size of telephone poles.

Re: The Best Place to Cum Inside the pussy is the best place....IF she is on birth control that is. A) That is where the good lord intended for it to go. Which leads to B) Having that tight puss gripping your cock as you cum makes it feel like your soul is being sucked out as well. Feels...

Jane Darling. I love this Czech slut!

It depends really. I have a friend who is about 5ft 7in(170cm) and weighs 226lbs(102.4kg). The thing is though, he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1980s look like Keira Knightley. That is an extreme example, but I usually hear a lot of European people call him fat when they hear how much he...

Okay, this was pretty bang on too.

Smartest thing that this thread has produced.:bowdown:

Looks like Zolf has been taking far too many hits of the ganja again.

Man, this **** is absolutely ridiculous. I have never heard about the peanut butter thing until today. Why can't they just sit the little **** who is allergic to peanut butter outside or in the office or something? Just because one person has a problem all the other 2000 students have to suffer...

Hell, I bet even with a diamond this size a woman would still find a way to complain about something.:pimpdaddy

What he said.

Yeah, he moved to England and is now a vegan. No ****! The guy who tore into Evander Holyfield's ear like a piece of Oscar Meyer luncheon meat is now a vegan.

Pussies. . . .:facepalm: