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    'Sea *******' whale fossil unearthed

    If it were still around today, I wonder how pissed off it would be about that oil spill in the gulf?
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    Which Street Fighter 2 Character Do You Use

    Speaking of Ken. . . . This is usually what goes through the heads of the typical Ken user.
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    Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

    You are absolutely right sir. This game was easier than all the others, but it will always hold a special place with me as my favorite Castlevania.
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    When you guys walk your dog, do you let them **** other living creatures?

    You haven't seen anything until you have seen the murderous beasts that are household cats. I have seen those little bastards **** anything from bugs to birds to snakes to other cats.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    Every once in a while? Try every 10 minutes. The **** looks pretty rampant to me. Next you are gonna tell me that the Brits are the most well behaved and understanding soccer fans on the face of the Earth.:rolleyes:
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    Report: Harvard scholar's arrest avoidable

    Errrrr, isn't this old news?
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    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY. I miss you, Billy Mays.

    Yeah, but he lacks Billy's charisma and swagger. Plus, that half dazed look he has in his eyes suggest to me that he is a really shady character behind closed doors much like *** Wee Herman was....Bad example.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    As I said before, Soccer players are such fucking babies. They get tripped up by a blade of grass and expect the ref to give them penalty kicks based on how well they paid attention in drama class. Basketball players have been officially moved up a notch on my **** list after many years of...
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    If you had to describe yourself. . . .

    Alright MP, I am calling a shrink for you ASAP.
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    favorite bands

    Metallica Jimmy Hendrix Judas Priest Mastodon AC/DC ***** Theater Symphony X Megadeth Pearl Jam Sound Garden Iron Maiden Slayer Just to name a few.
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    Was it necessary? Rebeca Linares new tits

    A word of wisdom that I wished some of my favorites would have heeded before they went under the *****. *cough* Lupe Fuentes. *cough* Kapri Styles. I personally always thought that the best looking boob jobs I have ever scene were those of Sophie Dee and Ricki White.
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Hmmm, I was thinking Spartan myself.
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    If you could turn one person into your sex slave?

    Just one eh? **** this is too hard. I am a greedy bastard. FUCK THE RULES!! I want Claire Dames and Rachel Starr and Kapri Styles in my basement PRONTO!!. . . . . . Jane Darling and Angel Dark too since it seems I have room for about 6 down there.
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    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY. I miss you, Billy Mays.

    BIG CITY SLIDERS!! OXY CLEAN!! WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO:nanner::nanner::nanner:
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    Flattest Ass In Porn

    Damn, her ass actually looks like a sad face:(
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    Sara Jay or Alexis Texas?

    Bah, this is difficult for me. Alexis is cuter with a plumper ass, but she is severely over rated and it is hard for me to stay awake during her scenes. Do to that fact alone, I gotta go with Sara Jay.
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    Flattest Ass In Porn

    In the age of implants, all is fair in ass and tits I'm afraid.:hatsoff:
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    Andrea Sultisz / Kavitha (FirstAnalQuest) / Jocelyn (TeenCoreClub) / Lioness

    Re: New bubble butt blonde Russian Kavitha/Lioness/Jocelyn A Russian chick with a bubble butt=jackoff city. Bubble butts have gone global now. Thanks a bunch Sir Mix-a-lot!:thumbsup:
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    watching dead pornstars

    Nope. Dare I say that 2pac is this generations Jimi Hendrix....Eh, not really. You see what I am getting at though? Just cause a great artist is dead doesn't mean you stop looking or listening to their work. If Rachel Starr were to croak tomorrow(heaven forbid. The reaper can take someone who...
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Hmmm, doesn't sound all too different from their brethren who populate a smelly cheese infested country across the pond.
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    Is my ****** acting like a slut? she is 16 and been with 6 men already?

    Who in the hell bumped this thread up!!??:mad:
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    which pornstar's pictures gives you maximum turn-on while jacking-off

    Two words: Claire Dames. That is all.
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    I am surprised that no one has blamed Obama for team USA's loss yesterday.
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    Break up method used mostly by women

    Boy, I am sure this thread is gonna make us all look like a bunch of sexist bastards before its all said and done. What D-Rock said though made a good deal of sense.
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    2010 World Cup Thread

    Damn, Ghana kicked our ass again! Oh well, football season is only a couple of months away so I guess I got something to look forward to.
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    Paraguay: home to ex-Nazis and...hot babes?

    Well, Looks like I have another back water country to go visit so I can shoot my DNA at its local female population.
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    Who Loathes the Other More: Brits or Americans?

    Good points. It is hard to play devil's advocate at times. I remember my uncle saying the exact same thing when the whole Iraq thing started. There is more than one way to run a country. While our way in the west does provide a way to get the most out of life, it isn't always the right way for...
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    Moving in with the girlfriend.

    Don't do it man! You're still young and have many many years of "Trickin des hos" if I may quote Juicy J from Three Six Mafia. In all honesty though, I think SpexyAshleigh's advice is probably the one I can resonate with the most.
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    Who Loathes the Other More: Brits or Americans?

    Guess that answers that question. . . .
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    Who Loathes the Other More: Brits or Americans?

    Ahhhh..good ole southern BBQ! The one saving grace for American cuisine and the pride of southern cooking in the summer time. Add in some southern style baked beans and some good ole fashioned sweet tea(liquid diabetes) and you have the makings of one fine and lazy afternoon.
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    Dutch Jews Harassed and Attacked

    You must not go to Asia a lot then because the Koreans and Chinese never shut the fuck up about it. Now to be fair, this is due in large part of the Japanese believing if they deny the accusations viamately enough they will eventually go away. It is a tactic that hasn't really gotten them...
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    General Dislike for Certain Porn Stars

    Dude, there are always haters some where. No one is liked by everyone they run across. Someone could come up with a miracle cure that cures all forms of cancer and the HIV virus but someone somewhere will find some reason not to like the person because they are short, or because they are a...
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    What is the point of interracial porn?

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHH! LOOK WHAT THEY ARE DOING!:eek:
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    If you had to describe yourself. . . .

    If you could describe yourself using only a song, what song would best describe you. I have thought about this a lot in my downtime(yeah, I get bored easily) and have yet to come up with a good fit. Hopefully, however, most of you here don't have a personality as erratic as mine.
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    General McChrystal ousted

    Damn, you'd think this guy would have brushed up on his history and looked at what happened to his predecessors when they started shooting off their mouth and getting to big for their britches. Oh well, later McChrystal burger.:wave:
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    What is the point of interracial porn?

    That's another thing I never understood. Why does the porn industry label sex acts involving blacks as interracial? I have seen white on asian, white on latina, latin on asian, etc. all not labeled as interracial. Did I miss something?:dunno:
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    Forbes releases list of most hated sports figures for 2010

    You know, that is a good observation. No one like Lame Kiffin. I don't even think SC fans like him all that much.
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    Forbes releases list of most hated sports figures for 2010

    So everyone thinks Kobe should be somewhere on the list? Other than that, the list is fine? Personally I don't see why so many people have so much **** for Mick Vick. Yeah what he did was dispicable, but there are some athletes who have done far worse*cough* Dante Stallworth *cough*. As for...
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Depends on how many beers she has had.
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    What is the point of interracial porn?

    I think grower_boy made a good point when he said that usually they try to make the white chick look a little more slutty when she is paired with a black guy. This isn't the only reason though that IR porn is the way it is, particularly in America. I have watched Euro porn before with black guys...
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    Lupe Fuentes becomes a Wicked contract girl.

    I wonder if this means her movies will stop sucking now? Will she be paired with anyone else besides that walking mural spyder jonez?
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    Who thinks Rihanna is a freak?

    OH, I thought you meant "Sexual" freak.
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    Forbes releases list of most hated sports figures for 2010

    **** like this always cracks me up. 1. Michael Vick 2. Al Davis 3. Ben Roethlisberger 4. Tiger Woods 5. Jerry Jones 6. Mark McGwire 7. Terrel Owens 8. Alex Rodriguez 9. Allen Iverson 10. Gilbert Arenas Read the entire article...
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    Cop punches girl in face

    Hey, my *** always told me if a woman has the cajones to swing on a man then that automatically puts her in the same league as the man. Ladies, I am not the type of man that takes pleasure in beating up a woman but for your own sakes do not swing on a man and expect him not to do anything. Hell...
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    Van Der Sloot pulls an OJ and retracts his guilty plee

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100621/ap_on_re_eu/eu_netherlands_van_der_sloot#mwpphu-container Nice. I wanna see if this little **** will get off this time.
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    Who is this huge titted babe?

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us Any Ideas?
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    That is actually a good damn question. I wish I knew the answer to that so I could prevent it from happening. Too many stories involving morning wood. A good bit of them don't have good endings.
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    Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

    Wow! Twenty-eight pages and the questions have been relatively tame by my standards. Freeones continues to impress me.
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    Why isn't Soccer popular in America?

    I am willing to bet it's the latter. Most of us do understand the game to some degree.
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