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Smartest thing said in this entire thread.

Actually, this is the first time anyone has brought this to my attention. Yeah, you are correct. He does resemble ole 'Tricky Dicky' a bit.

C'mon champ! Don't tell me you haven't earned your red wings yet? :thumbsup: On a serious note though, this is about as ridiculous as the question of whether or not pretty girls fart. It's a bodily function and until the day comes when we evolve beyond organic compounds we are just gonna have...

You mean this? dgj1l9vUyhU Excuse us Americans for demanding a little more grit and heart from our athletes than shown in this shameless display of utter ass-hatery embedded above.

What the hell is this ass thinking? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2660#mwpphu-container

Now its "The Czar" by Mastodon 7Pm16ythlec awesome underrated band!

"The Wizard" by Black Sabbath NB9GArnoLl0

yeah. she definitely looked better before, but I'd still plow the hell out of her.

I put my hands together and pray for the day that either one of them starts taking dick on camera.

Wooo Hooo. This is good news for me if all the illegals will head to other states. This means I can finally stop getting shitted out of fire sauce by all of the disgruntled black and white teenagers whenever I visit Taco Bell.:nanner:

Yeah, this is true as well. A lot of times when parents don't have **** as **** and grow up to be pretty well off they will compensate for their own miserable ********* by making sure that their **** have everything that they didn't have. In truth, many parents would probably do the same in the...

All the money in the world doesn't make up for a lack of a ****** or ****** figure around the house. Trust me, I grew up without one(Well, my great uncle was around for a while and he was just plain awesome) and the effects are felt throughout your life.

Get in line!:mad:

Yeah, and Gianna Micheals is a virgin.:rolleyes:

Oprah? Personally, I blame Monique.

Really? Well I'll be a monkey's bare-assed uncle. How exactly does the conversation go. Girlfriend: Morning Honey Boyfriend: Morning Girlfriend: How's the coffee? Boyfriend: Its good, even though french vanilla isn't my favorite creamer. Girlfriend: Say, you ever think about letting me fuck...

Yeah, I hear ya. Country is kinda irritating, but Southern Rock is very delightful. In that genre of music, Skynyrd reigns supreme. My favorite songs are: Free Bird(no brainer) Simple Man The Ballad of Curtis Leow(Don't hear this enough)

Thats Joran Van Der Scum. Johan Van Der Scum is a lead guitarist in a Dutch Metal band I believe.

Okay, this is kind of confusing. Which Street Fighter 2 are we talking about? Super Street Fighter 2, Street Fighter Alpha 2 or any variation of Street Fighter that ends in 2?

My condolences. I forgot you were a SC guy. Hey, the Niners are looking pretty respectable. Also, you can always root for UCLA:dunno:

Well, looks like USC football is fucked for a few years. Let us see what ole Lame Kiffin weasel his way outta this one. GO VOLS!!:banger:

Wait wait wait. Maybe I missed it, but are we talking about the Original NES or any Nintendo system?

Re: Britney Spears Bodyguard Quits Over Her Horny Nakednes?? Took the words right out of my mouth. Man up and hit tap that ass if that is what she wanted. Jeez what a loser. "Oh god help me! Pussy is getting thrown at me by my relatively hot and horny boss. I can't deal with the pressure!"...

Contra was my favorite. To this day that game is still hard as balls to beat.

MASTODON FUCKING OWNS!! They have the best drummer hands down and unlike all of these other metal bands, these guys are at least trying to be original. The biggest plus of all...No fucking growling! They may not be kings, but they sure do know how to rip it up!:banger:

Rachel Starr. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!:scream:

I don't understand all this talk about her going first when it comes to oral. Hell, she doesn't even have to give me oral for me to do it to her. As soon as her pants come off, and the smell of poon(hopefully good) his my nose, it spells the beginning of the end for her vagina and clit. I'll go...

Lupe Fuentes was before she got those awful abominations pumped into her chest. Then her innocence was completely lost when she started fucking around with Spyder Jonez.

Re: Who made you cum today? Claire Dames, then Lisa Ann. . . . .And then Kapri Styles. I have been busy today

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Ugh. . .First all the damn TVs at work today were tuned into Nancy Grace all fucking day now I gotta come home and read this ****. What a day. I should neg rep the person who bumped this **** up, but I have already neg repped a few racists assholes only 25 seconds into reading these posts. I...

Damn the English language and it's multipurpose words:mad:

Michelle Malkin.

Neil Pert. . .Nuff Said right there. The prototypical godly drummer! :bowdown::bowdown:

Ah yes, Rush, Canada's greatest export behind hockey players, maple syrup, and hot broads.

Also, if you want to keep yourself from getting neg rep, use the "O" word as little as possible.;)

Hmmm, sage advice Fry. I guess I'd better high-tail it over to the babe identification thread to get my rep up.

Dammit, I thought I had heard the last of this Natalie Holloway **** after hearing Nancy Grace go on and on about it for years. Thanks Van Der Sloot, what a way to give that motormouth bitch more ammo.

Yeah we all get Neg Repped from time to time. I just wish I would receive negative rep from someone other than the same two cock sucking jerkoffs. They are probably doing it because it's the only way for them to get it up so they can participate in their daily circle jerking activities. Oh...

I'd give myself a 7.8, but since I am always fucking broke, I get treated like a 3.2

The fact that Steve Nash can't get a fucking break and get to the finals.

I got into porn when I was about 9 years old or so(I know, fucked up, but this is what happens when you have older cousins whose parents don't give a **** what they do). Didn't know what I had stumbled upon when I saw it. All I knew was that my little prepubescent wiener had become stiff and I...

*****'s play. Come back when it increases 10 fold. Then we can talk.:D 56.4 GB of Miss Grey on one of my HDDs. I just realized that that I have more of a single actress than many of you have of many actresses collectively. To make myself feel like less of a freak, however, A large chunk of...

Kinda reminds you of last summer doesn't it?

rofl!

For some strange reason, a psychologist. ;)

Wait, she's a webcam chick? We'll I'll be damned.:D

This is exactly why grown men shouldn't use Twitter. Not only is it gay sounding, but it just opens the doors for all types of dick waggling contetst we males often get into. http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Twitter-Fight-Shiancoe-doesn-t-like-Sharper-s-t?urn=nfl,244401

Man, i just watched the first one you posted and it made me laugh and feel shameful at the same time.

I can find absolutely no flaw in this statement.