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    how does a pussy clean itself off of the cum inside it?

    oh to be young, naive and innocent again, with wonders at every turn..what a worldly curmudgeon i have become :D
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    Hey, OCSMs, let's talk dirty. If you could perform one sexual act on one other OCSM..

    this thread makes me want my name in pink letters :D
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    Brandi Love Selfies 2014 Edition

    i like where this is going :)
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    Lexi Belle retired?

    but..that makes sense :eek:
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    yeah but even still it's rare for it to stay above freezing for very long if at all this time of year..average temp near the coast up here is still around 20° for this time of year with a good cold spell a month or two before hand.
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    Favorite Large Condom

    this is very good advice and honestly, even if you are packing a big phallus it's better to undersell it. every dude at the bar or club is gonna say their dick's huge and as soon as you start saying that 90% of the people there automatically file you under the "full of **** douche bag" category...
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    indeed it is, thanks for the rep man :glugglug:

    indeed it is, thanks for the rep man :glugglug:
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    The weather here is fucking awesome!

    hmmm...it's been mid 40's here for weeks now, feeling very spring-like
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    Lexi Belle retired?

    but Maggie, why would he do that when he could just come on here and ask us? :facepalm:
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    Favorite Large Condom

    or...you can make your own and never worry about fit again!
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    Obsessed :/

    yeah twitter's a bad deal man. i never did like the look of those little blue birds :mad:
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    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    i have a feeling it would be hard to forget the rest of you :D
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    Melodic Death and Speed Metal Bands

    some awesome bands mentioned so far..one i recently discovered that is worth looking into and following as they progress is Battle *****, a newer Finnish power metal band with a chick vocalist, they have a great thing going IMO and are definitely one to watch
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    Anal cheating!

    aww, some nice comforting words from our resident cult ******! :cthulhu:
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    Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin!

    if you had a girlfriend who you can honestly say that about then i'm sorry you lost her..
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    OG Mudbone

    pretty sure it's legit. i hear he eats a diet of straight celery to get his ejaculate volume that high.
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    What other forums are similar to freeones?

    oh i think you got the wrong link typed in there, is this the one you meant? www.xrtsexforums.com
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    Dancing Bear site gone down hill?

    it does have a nice little jingle to it doesn't it?
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    Eating Pussy / Pussy Eating Tips and Techniques

    Re: pussy eating this thread makes my tongue feel funny :shy:
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    Jaana Ruutu (AMA)

    Re: Jaana Ruutu hello...
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    Camgirls: Why Russia?

    yup, this.
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    thanks for the rep ms. mandy :glugglug:

    thanks for the rep ms. mandy :glugglug:
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    Girls tell it like it is on PENIS SIZE...

    yeah jeez mandy, let the rest of us have a turn showing ms. love some love.
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    Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! (AMA)

    Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! i doubt that would ever happen holly..just sayin
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    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want (again or maybe for the first time)

    well, i already know where you've been but...why did you decide to come back?
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    Girls tell it like it is on PENIS SIZE...

    a finger and some tongue can make a girl cum as hard as anything if she's into you and you're doing it right and i'm certain my finger is smaller than 99% of men's dicks...besides, if you end up with a chick who's a real, legit size queen just remember, no one's dick is bigger than a man's fist ;)
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    Who else apart from us got this BS?

    yeah i got that, i deleted it and moved along.
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    Has anyone here banged a girl before they became famous or know someone who has?

    nope not yet. i'll let you know if it happens though.
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    Tattooed Pussy

    just throwing this out there Hart is a surname so there's likely a reference there in her personal life of some sort...
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    I can only get off by masturbating with a pillow or my mattress

    i can't relate to you, sorry :dunno:
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    Roommates who aint ****.

    i had a roommate once who rolled my car the one time i let her borrow it...
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    pleasure-less orgasms?

    don't whack off so often and it will probably feel better. if not, sucks to be you. :dunno:
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    Krystal Steal fake ass?

    exactly, if it looks good and feels good who gives a ****? same with fake tits. :facepalm:
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    Need help deciding on something important :D

    since it sounds like the nissan has a solid chassis and is set up well i would put the time and energy into fixing it up and getting it running prime again before delving into the supra project you mentioned.
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    Me.

    oh hi squallumz, nice thread you've started here.
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    WTF is going on here ?

    the board is what it is, there's no point in bitching about it or reminiscing nostalgically on how we all remember it years ago. nothing ever stays the same anywhere, that's just how it goes, things change and we don't have control over that.
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    WTF is going on here ?

    i believe you would have the opposite problem actually, you're overqualified for this thread :facepalm:
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    Leya Fuckin Falcon

    Re: Leya Fuckin' Falcon is Back! welcome back leya! hope your stay is more enjoyable this time.
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    Need ideas for a MFM threesome.

    just get together and do it. throw down a few ground rules before hand and then let it play out. things like this work best when you don't over think things. just go with the flow and enjoy it.
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    russian babes and anal

    poverty will make people do amazing things for money...
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    What country do people think you're from?

    you'd have to ask someone who knows me.
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    What country do people think you're from?

    i look like a person of slavic descent because i am, so eastern european countries are popular guesses as to my heritage.
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    Anyone else bored with Kate Upton ???

    she's never stood out to me. she's certainly pretty and fit but i've never seen what all the fuss is about.
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    Small Business Owners? Step inside!

    i am self employed and run a legit business, however it is a small operation and is mainly service oriented, so there's no real overhead or inventory to keep track of. i also have no employees so everything is very simple in that regard as well. i'm still growing at this point but i haven't...
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    The best titty picture of 2013 by far.

    quality photog work there...nice tits too
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    Fans having sex with pornstars

    you're my hero, please tell me how you do it :shy:
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    Does your band need a bassist? Why not hire this fine fellow?

    ****, too bad this guy's in nashville...
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