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    Get Well Soon, You Dead ******!

    hey, sometimes things die. i'm sure that deer would be pleased to know people cared about it and wished it well.
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    Who do guys who attend porn conventions are so ugly?

    so fartsalot, own up, which one is you?
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    *pops out of hole*

    umm, nope, not at all...if anything it might be less creative than normal
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    Pictures from my "photoshoot"

    i'd like to think it's in the works..
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    Exclusive FreeOnes video interview with Briana Lee! (Video)

    ohhh wow...anyway, nice video briana, for what it's worth i never suspected you to be an overweight dude in his ***'s basement, just thought i'd throw that one out there...:D
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    Pictures from my "photoshoot"

    just an FYI haha double post...might as well make it worthwhile, you're looking good btw, nice pictures :)
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    *pops out of hole*

    ehhh..:facepalm:
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    *pops out of hole*

    the same old bullshit as usual, just in a few new flavors ;)
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    black girls are ugly as fuck

    lucky you A-Ry, i think that's a sign he's into you ;)
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    Girl in Relationship Question

    she's clearly not into you...i can tell even from your version of how she responded to going to a show that she was weakly going along with it so you would go away without her having to be mean to you and that she never intended to go with you. she might have said "oh yeah, that would be fun to...
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    Petra, can u post a pic of yourself? Please.

    i'm 90% sure i've seen her in several pictures without realizing it..
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    The Official Harley Spencer Discussion Thread! (AMA)

    Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! well i can't say i've ever had clique ***** but you do a good job of making a guy want some...except the dying part, i have mixed feelings about the dead dude :dunno:
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    black girls are ugly as fuck

    your trolling is bad and you should feel bad..
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    This would be very cool, if it happened.

    maybe so, but they are certainly a useful tool in many foreseeable situations.
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    Which Country will be Next Superpower by 2050? (Besides USA)

    actually there have been many times in history when the dynasties of china could be arguably considered the most powerful nations in their time...and i personally feel like they qualify as a superpower today, they're setting themselves up for the future and if they don't fuck up they will likely...
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    Which Country will be Next Superpower by 2050? (Besides USA)

    y'all don't even know, by 2050 reptilian moon jews will have fulfilled their plan to awaken the great old ones from their ancient ******* to enslave the human race...duhh :facepalm:
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    Has anyone watched this yet?

    never seen it, heard it's pretty fucked up though
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    OCSM of the Week 2012

    congrats callista!
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    OCSM of the Week 2012

    i'm sending some love Callista Model's way this time around.
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    cumshot surprise

    OG Mudbone's fake dick must have fallen off
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    Nikki....is this you?

    besides the fact they're both female and have brown hair i don't see the resemblance...
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    Jean-Claude Van Damme: Wisest, most sensitive man ever?

    the meaning behind his quotes is solid, but there's always a bit that gets lost in translation...and yeah i get the rocco siffredi resemblance as well
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    The never ending Jane Burgess thread. Ask away

    just don't mention it to a doctor or they'll try to "fix" it and make you boring like everyone else :eek:
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    Escorts?

    avoid any sexual maneuvers with a name that includes a noun, an adjective and/or a specific place, thing or person such as the angry dragon, sneaky Houdini, Voltaire's angry glove etc, etc. chicks don't dig **** with names like that
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    Can any of you guys help me out?

    some people's ******** man...fuck :facepalm:
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    Would you rather...

    i'd take the money in a heartbeat, i have no debt and minimal bills and i enjoy working out and being healthy anyway...i'm not much into hard substances or shitty food either regardless of consequences so that's not appealing to me..
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    my precum smell while jerking makes me hornier

    squally! nice to see you... anyway, to the OP WDgq-K2oYLo
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    Black Metal baby-sitting

    ^hahaha can't rep you sir but that was awesome.
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    Those Japanese sure know how to play Metal... BONZAI!!!!

    not bad at all, thanks for sharing!
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    How long would it usually take for a moderator to approve a thread?

    it's actually somewhat heartwarming honestly...:******:
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    Last Night...

    i still think of that skit when people mention the chippendales haha
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    How long would it usually take for a moderator to approve a thread?

    this thread really does have an unnatural air to it doesn't it?
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    Last Night...

    i'm not an expert on male strippers but i do believe one of their main focuses is doing house calls...:dunno: anyway, Nikki, i would have no problem with my girl going to see them, trust is key to a good relationship
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    What’s the difference between ********* ***** and sand?

    remind me to bring my own lube if i ever swing by your place...
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    Parties, events, shows, ...

    yeah that'd be cool...in any event there's never going to be one remotely close to where i live, best shot i would have is the northwest, seattle or portland most likely :dunno:
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    Parties, events, shows, ...

    believe it or not, FreeOnes actually throws parties and a lot of them are, in fact, in Europe..
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