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that's pretty funny :1orglaugh yeah but it's kinda uncomfortable for your dick too unfortunately...and the result still isn't the real thing :(

i have a feeling people don't mind too much, keep it fun and all that...just sayin.

did you know this thread is six years old?

i didn't know you could be offended... also sand has no nutritional value and doesn't attract bears ;)

how did you find this?

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! hot pictures harley, thanks for posting! :)

awesome, thanks for sharing Johan!

I masturbate to your humor as well...;)

one for ****** for me please.

Negro is the spanish word for the color black, of course it would be on a mexican produced dark ****. :facepalm:

good god that song is atrocious...didn't even make it to lil wayne's part which is where i figured i'd have to bitch out.

i don't see it happening, too many backwards thinking, hypocritical bible fanatics and homophobic morons. i just don't see enough backwards Americans putting aside their prejudices against a homosexual that soon and instead focusing on the politics of the individual. the political views and...

first world natural disaster problems...:facepalm:

it was actually...thanks for sharing Leggy!

Re: Actual pic that made you cum today ^ I kinda had a feeling it might be..

surely you meant to say give blowjobs to Anders and Roald, correct?

people used to get ******...now it's a rare occurrence

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by being more repulsive human specimens than anyone else who'd previously gotten a reality show...it's all about progression ya know

Another Bag of Bricks by Flogging *****

you could always move here where there's only the occasional earthquake and tsunami, freezing weather and large anti social wildlife.

talk about a selfless act right there...the best 12 seconds you'll ever have and it's all for her, how sweet :D well that's very generous of you Bri :thumbsup:

according to the government i am poor. compared to many people i'm doing pretty well though considering i have no debt and hardly any significant monthly bills. i own everything i have and i have a fair amount of valuable assets.

8th graders upset about finding porn? that seems likely...

ahh yes, we can't forget about that prominent "member"................ ;)

:eek: hopefully you didn't charge the guy that much for the whole relationship! lol

yeah. he still pops in now and again.

another vote for maggie green from me

^all you're gonna find here are sweaty, overweight dudes from jersey pretending to be girls, scrawny white boys from alaska (me), a belligerent russian-englishman (*****) and a bunch of other creepers from various dark corners of the world :dunno:

i can't rep you since you're a mod but that's a great post, agreed 100%.

that's about my feelings on the matter. besides the dirrty video came out 10 years ago, it'd be ridiculous to expect her to still have that body now. still looks damn good, especially compared to a lot of pop stars 10 years past their career peak.

no problem, thanks for the rep

i'd sure hope so! after blowing that much money in a minute i would want to be rendered clinically insane and deemed unfit to work and be a government funded crazy for life haha :D

Re: Q&A With Me, Holly Rydem! ^well if that is indeed Holly's hand then congrats! hope the guy treats her right or he'll have a lot of anonymous chumps on the internet wanting to kick his ass haha.

exactly, john lennon was a musician and songwriter. that's all that's important about his legacy. he wasn't involved in my personal life or that of anyone i know so how he was as a person is of no concern to me. a fair number of famous, inspirational and prominent figures are shitty people on a...

really depends on your tastes but some ones to check out: sons of anarchy - pretty good series IMO, about arms dealing biker gang in california boardwalk empire - haven't seen this on yet but i've heard good things about it firefly - cut way too short but a great sci-fi series walking dead - if...

not even remotely similar and no, paranormal activity is nowhere near as good as 28 days later..

haha damn, that's a pair of classy women right there! can you say menage a trois? :D

sounds like one hell of a minute!

sounds like the coast guard to me :D

congrats vanilla!

you mean to say you've never done anything in your life that seemed like a good idea at the time and then later regretted? people's opinions on things change, perspectives change, circumstances change and sometimes things that once seemed like a good plan later become something that one would...

Breaking the Broken by Dry **** Logic

**** at those rates i could be an utter asshat for at least a year straight before a ban. i don't even have one infraction point, notice or so much as a warning...:dunno:

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cause you're a bad ****** fucker, that's why.

showing some love for vanilla deville this time although you can't go wrong with any of the ladies in the running this week...

mobs do tend to be big on disfigurement and dismemberment...

oh, they don't?...:o

oh dear...:shy: