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Check this video out at 00:44..."Mouth fuck you forever"?????

Don't make the drive. Slash your own tires so you won't be addled by curiosity. It's not worth some award-worthy cookies. 🍪🍪

Meijer sucks ass. Every time I go in there. They have a lot of produce...but it all blows. The red onions were rotting and...I swear it's true...I bought a bunch of bananas that were still green, and they were starting to turn yellow while I was waiting at the checkout. Their shelves were bare...

I thought it was the best of the season...which isn't hard since the seasons were so short. Nobody agreed with me. USS Callister won the awards and most people liked Hang The DJ better. By the way...don't hold your breath waiting for Season 6. Charlie Brooker left the show and took the top...

As they continue to keep monetizing, remember: there are always alternatives.

This beauty with actual pubic hair. Sorry....don't know her name...:(

Today is LABOR DAY. It's history isn't what you might think. Read about it in the link. Have a nice day. :)

I can't think of anyone. But I once had a big crush on a girl who had a thing for Bruce Jenner. Love to see her right now and laugh in her face.

Having a similar problem today. Attachment uploads work on certain pics, but not on most. Tried uploading three pics in a post but it only allowed one...the same one every time. The bar loading turns orange whenever this happens.

Scary. huh?

Attaching files isn't the problem for me. The problem is: certain files WON'T attach and I'm wondering why....

Once again, we venture back into the past...because you young guys don't know what you're missing...and take a look at the lovely former PH model Jennifer Patterson.

Did you see the cover of The Week magazine? This is the beginning of the next Civil War. It will be two-pronged: the young vs. the old, like in Logan's Run...and the liberals vs. the conservatives, with race being a prominent factor, like in Let That Be Your Last Battlefield from Star Trek TOS...

Speaking of peace, harmony and racial equality, here's an old TerryToon called Much Ado About Nothing. It features a black duck named Dinky. He's friends with a little yellow chick, but due to a misunderstanding, the whole barnyard erupts into war, ***** endangerment, and a lotta busted eggs. I...

We'll all never really be free until national monument porn persecution ends.

Sex. Porn stars. National monuments. Three things everybody thinks about. We all have our favorites. So...what about YOU? Wherein would you like to sling your bologna alongside the porn patriot of your choice? Anal in Aniakchak with-----? A blowjob in Browns Canyon from------? It's your choice!

Yeah. Has a kinda speakeasy in Harlem feel to it...like whenever the Ink Spots broke into a speaking part in a song. I always wondered why the creators didn't just go with African tribal voicing. We may never know why. But I remember seeing it as a ***. Those questions never occurred to me. I...

I do all of my grocery shopping at Dollar Tree.

Saving everybody some money...

Fue una película divertida y tonta. El tipo que actuó en las películas de Star Trek estaba en esa película. Creo que su nombre es Simon Pegg. Scotty el ingeniero.

The GOOD: Interesting scary effects; the fear factor inherent in horror movies...making this more of a thriller like Carrie than a superhero movie; turns out Arya is a lesbian. The BAD: Pretty much the rest of the film. GRADE: C-

Great scene from 42. RIP Chad.

Here's a great one. Popeye gets into a stew when some well-eating cannibals get a hold of him. This short is not only racist and offensive, but it's one of the earliest ones I remember laughing out loud at. Salami, salami, bologna! It's Pop-Pie a la Mode from 1945.

Pandemic baseball? Shortened season? Fuck it. THIS is real baseball!!!

This is what I would call a "good resurrection." 1970s: Candy Loving 1980s: Marianne Gravatte 1990s: Lisa Matthews 2000s: Carmella DeCesare

One of Bugs Bunny's early gems. The only marginally offensive Racketeer Rabbit. Pay close attention to the two bad guys...you might recognize them if you like old movies.

No.

"No, no....very bad...that's not how you make a cursive P. Now bend over...it's time to take your punishment."

Zsuzsa Budai, Goes by other names, she became a beauty pageant winner in Hungary and a professional model...this after doing a 2-minute segment on Woodman's casting site. Or, was it just two minutes? Did she strip down to fully nude in a longer unreleased version? I'm pretty sure she didn't do...

Penmanship...when your teachers said it was important, they were just being teachers. But who the hell wants to read ancient Sumerian written by a cross-eyed derelict? Good writing is important. Even for our favorite porn heroes. So...which porn actress OR actor, has the best handwriting?

Who said it was open? 😜

Fact is, I'm typing this post from church right now! :angel1: (y)😇

Thing is, she'd be in my kitchen, cleaning away, then some fucking camera crew would show up and then she'd stop working and start screwing...then there goes my To Do List. :confused:

I agree with whoever MUST have posted before in this thread...Katt Dylan

Oh, yeah baby!!!

Pandemic hockey? Shortened season? Fuck it. THIS is real hockey!!!

I dunno. Maybe I'd pick JENNI LEE. Give her a few bucks. Looks like she could use it.

We could all use a little help around the house nowadays. And what would be better than having your favorite porn ********* come on over and get a little dirty? So...who would it be? Which porn star makes you want to get out the rags, the cleaner, the bucket...and hand them all to her?