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    George Floyd a pornstar?!

    Man...it never occurred to me until now. Chauvin is chauvinistic. :oops: By the way, Kellie Chauvin is a former Mrs. Minnesota. HERE
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    Using Your Car Horn

    That was by far, my friend, the most lysergically-derived, manic mumbo-jumbo digital diarrhea it has ever been my mass hysteria to construe. So I have but one query, my loquacious Trumparian: do you or have you ever bitten your toenails?
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    Using Your Car Horn

    What do you have against Audis? Are you a Chevy Coopmobile big truck ******** ass?
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    Using Your Car Horn

    Here are a few terms you can use to yell at people who are fucking up your morning drive with their stupidity. For people who don't want to use their car horns. Aww, ****. For everybody...let's be honest. Myrtles and Mabels---old women Oh My---an old woman Jughead---an old man...especially one...
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    Which TV character would you bang?

    Jessica Lucas as Tabby from Gotham.
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    George Floyd a pornstar?!

    Hmmm....and Officer Chauvin's wife divorced him after he ****** him....hmmm....:unsure:
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    Thought I'd check in

    Wait a minute...you're NOT dead?
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    Being White

    Who you callin' clueless, you fellow chronic masturbator?? 😖😖
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    Being White

    Spoken like a true white man. 🏁🏁
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    Being White

    WHAT I SEE AT FIRST GLANCE: A white guy with his hand on his holstered weapon while an officer attempts to dissuade him, as an onlooker points out to the officer that the man has his hand on his sidearm. WHAT I SEE ONCE I LOOK AT THE PICTURE LONGER AND EMPLOY THE ONLY TOOL OTHER THAN VISION THAT...
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    So This Michigan Governor Lady; Is She Good Enough For A Poke?

    God bless you, Dino. :angel1: 🤣
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    Hairy pussy pics

    Sorry...don't know her name. :cry:
  13. maildude

    The Old Switcheroo....

    You porn video-ordering perverts had better be careful, or you might get religion.
  14. maildude

    Cover songs better than the original

    The original, by the legendary and talented Joni Mitchell: The IMPROVED version by CSNY:
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    Lots of ******** nowadays. Makes me think of this song: [MEDIA]

    Lots of ******** nowadays. Makes me think of this song:
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    Any Atari 2600 Fans In This Here Message Board Store Of Pornography?

    I remember it. I owned a Commodore 64 which used the same processor. By the time I had the C64 I had already moved on to more complex gaming. They had an Atari on display at the mall toy store back then and **** were closing the store out playing the demo model.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    This classic war flick from 1957 won so many Academy Awards they had to make a warehouse to store them all. Starring William Holden from Stalag 17, and Obi-Wan Kenobi--who won one of those Oscars--it was based on the book by Pierre Boulle, who also wrote Planet Of The Apes. It also features...
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    We're gettin' too much rain around here.... [MEDIA]

    We're gettin' too much rain around here....
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    Hairy pussy pics

    She's gone that far. But I still think it's a fake.
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    Kelsey Chow

    I'm resurrecting this thread because, since the last post, Kelsey Chow aka Kelsey Asbille has gained new fame as a major character in the Paramount hit show Yellowstone. Besides, she's gorgeous as hell.
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    Hairy pussy pics

    Tanya Rivers
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    I Have Never Eaten At Wienerschnitzel Nor Know Anybody Who Has Eaten At Wienerschnitzel

    God what irony. Tonight I ate Kielbasa and Beef Sausage with onions and peppers which I made myself in the crocker. It's Polish, but who cares.
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    Lynda Carter's mock Playboy centerfold confirmed real!

    Lynda was supposed to be in the film but bowed out to do WW. I'm old enough to remember having an immense woodie for her back then. REAL tits. Hot as hell. I may be old, but I ain't fucking dead.
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    Groundbreaking Sports Beauty Phyllis George Dead At 70

    She was Miss America back in '71. I had a subscription to SI back when CBS hired her for football broadcasting. It was a big deal back then. In a way, you could say she was the first woman to sell looks and sports.
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    Kelly Monaco vs Jennifer Connelly ?

    All I can say is, I bet the guy on top of her messed up his shorts in the scene below:
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    Girls who are "too beautiful for porn"

    Here's one from the vintage bin: Veronica Sage.
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    Using Your Car Horn

    Thanks for the comments. Why, just today I had a big red pick-up truck hugging my ass in my little Audi, then they had the nerve to blast their horn at me when I made a right turn. What a huckleberry. 🤠
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    I **** Self-shot b/g porn

    You're right. You'd think they would realize this problem, considering in most cases a porn film has an entire crew, and still looks like ****.
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    Using Your Car Horn

    I've been reading and hearing a lot of comments about people using their car horns. Some folks...and this seems to cross all lines of society...**** the hell out of them. So...what are your thoughts on your use or other peoples' use of car horns?
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    Groundbreaking Sports Beauty Phyllis George Dead At 70

    Phyllis George set the mark for females in sports broadcasting...and she was a hottie. RIP Phyllis.
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    Fred Willard RIP

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    Fred Willard RIP

    Weird. and I recently posted a vid of one of his bits on another thread...😳 https://board.freeones.com/threads/the-new-freeones-coming-may-12th.982563/post-10795400
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    Pandemic Songs of the Day

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    Fellas, Tell Us About This ********* You've Been Smoking Lately?

    HERE are the current laws. I don't know about RJ, but I haven't smoked in more than 10 years. I'm getting too goddamn old. Plus my lungs ain't what they've been. Nowadays there are so many hybrids and homegrown and crap that I wouldn't know what to buy. Skunk weed seems to be popular among the...
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    Sybil Danning vs. Linnea Quigley

    @sarone4 Only one of those pics is Quigley. The others are various actresses from the film Savage Streets. Two different looks. Danning was/is the "beat your ass then fuck you" type. Guigley was/is more my type...petite and soft. Both women were very showy and sexual. But I'd go with Quigley...
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    Beautiful galaxy and space thread

    This weird dance was spotted the other day by China's FAST telescope. It's a pulsar 27,000 LY away, spinning and devouring a nearby star. I mean spinning fast...more than 316 RPS. BION, this is a real pic. NOT an artist's rendering...I think. *EDIT* Naw...it's an artist's rendering after all...
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    Fans of wrestling thread

    BIG PROPS to Stone Cold, an old fart who is the same age as me.
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    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Started watching this then an hour later I realized I was still watching it. Steiger was great in the role of Scarface. Some call it film noir. Wrong. It's just a flat out great old movie. A
  40. maildude

    After 10 Years FreeOnes Has a New Look!

    My first impression: it's more like the video porn sites now in its setup.
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    Still more hillbillies not practicing Stay At Home. [MEDIA]

    Still more hillbillies not practicing Stay At Home.
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